Theme park consultant, Berch Dentin (Jon Bershad), joins hosts Dr. Saunders Beth (Caitlin Bitzegaio) & Dr. Pan Tatanningtan (Timothy Dunn) to discuss his turbulent relationship with Ms. Dorrie Branson, bathroom attendant expert. Together, they examine how the couple met after Berch vomited into the lap of a patron in the women’s restroom, using racism to keep things interesting, living in a shoe together and how Dorrie’s affair and pregnancy led to their break-up.

Also, the "doctors" talk about working on Desert Smash, a new reality show about couples smashing each others things in the desert, Diane is in her backyard and Walt watches golf on television.

Today’s episode is brought to you by, Pop of Color nail polish, created and modeled by Real Housewife of NYC, Kristen Taekman.

Music Credits:

“L.A. Montage” by Rockit Maxx (freemusicarchive.org/music/Rockit_Maxx/)

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“The Temperature of the Air on the Bow of the Kaleetan” by Chris Zabriskie (www.chriszabriskie.com/)

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“Aurea Carmina” by Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com)

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Crafter and party girl, Jill Tanner (Lydia Hensler) joins hosts Dr. Saunders Beth (Caitlin Bitzegaio) & Dr. Pan Tatanningtan (Timothy Dunn) to discuss why things with her longtime boyfriend Trace didn’t work out. Together, they examine how the couple met at the zoo doing drugs for two and half weeks, relocating to LA and working together at Johnny Rockets and what led to becoming best friends with Reese Witherspoon.

Also, the "doctors" recently contributed to a new dating show about slot machines on Foxwoods closed circuit television, Pan spots Diane at the car wash while Saunders waits for Walt at Benihanas and offer up discount pre movie versions of Sweet Home Alabama.

Today’s episode is sponsored by Yummy Tummy, the body slimming undergarments created and marketed by Real Housewife of NYC, Heather Thomson. So click that microphone, enter the exclusive promo code and get Yummy Tummy ya funny dummy!

Music Credits:

“L.A. Montage” by Rockit Maxx (freemusicarchive.org/music/Rockit_Maxx/)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution-NonCommercial 4.0

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“The Temperature of the Air on the Bow of the Kaleetan” by Chris Zabriskie (www.chriszabriskie.com/)

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“Aurea Carmina” by Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com)

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International shark tour guide, Berph Chest (Don Fanelli) joins hosts Dr. Saunders Beth (Caitlin Bitzegaio) & Dr. Pan Tatanningtan (Timothy Dunn) in a conversation on what led to his break-up with longtime girlfriend Pink Galapagos. Together, they discuss when is the right time to say those three special words, learning the language of turtle, how to spend hours at McDonalds on a first date and what it was like meeting ‘the Weasel’ out at sea. Also, the "doctors" recently contributed to the new gameshow ‘Slapping Ya Mom’ and Pan and Saunders go on a double date.

This episode is brought to you by CUT Fitness, the only fitness and wellness studio owned and operated by Real Housewife of OC Tamra Judge.

Music Credits:

“L.A. Montage” by Rockit Maxx (freemusicarchive.org/music/Rockit_Maxx/)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution-NonCommercial 4.0

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“The Temperature of the Air on the Bow of the Kaleetan” by Chris Zabriskie (www.chriszabriskie.com/)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0

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“Aurea Carmina” by Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com)

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This week, hosts Dr. Saunders Beth (Caitlin Bitzegaio) & Dr. Pan Tatanningtan (Timothy Dunn) are joined by celebrity saltwater fish tank designer Kandie Chundlesworth (Kate Riley) to discuss her 16 year relationship to former boyfriend Randall. Together, they examine the circumstances of how the couple met while Randall was then married to Gayle King, the affair, preferring the backdoor, being a proud grandmother to siamese twins joined at the knees and how a text message ended it all. Also, the "doctors" talk about their contributions on new reality show ‘Married to Someone I Don’t Know’, Walt finds out Ponderosa restaurant is closed and smelling Diane at couple’s skate, and announcing the new board game version of Break Up, Break Down, Break All Around!

Today’s episode is brought to you by Naked Luxury Hair Collection, the only hair line marketed and worn exclusively by Real Housewife of Atlanta Porsha Williams. Buy 4 bundles of any variety of hair and receive a free matching pubic merkin at no additional cost.

Music Credits:

“L.A. Montage” by Rockit Maxx (freemusicarchive.org/music/Rockit_Maxx/)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution-NonCommercial 4.0

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“The Temperature of the Air on the Bow of the Kaleetan” by Chris Zabriskie (www.chriszabriskie.com/)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0

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“Aurea Carmina” by Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com)

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Proud Myrtle Beach resident and used carpet salesman, Kodd Bagwell (Sydney Hollis) with hosts Dr. Saunders Beth (Caitlin Bitzegaio) & Dr. Pan Tatanningtan (Timothy Dunn) discuss how his relationship with common law wife of 8 years, Sarah, ended in heartbreak. Together, they talk about how the couple first met at a motorcycle race because Sarah thought Kodd was special needs, Hurricane Alvin, Sarah being the heiress to the ozark mountains and living in a double wide trailer. Also, the "doctors" recently guest counciled on brand new competitive reality show ‘NAILS NAILS NAILS’ where women face off to become head nail salon designer, Pan finds out Diane is going to a wedding and Walt goes to a karaoke party. This episode is brought to you by Lynne Curtin Designs, the only line of cuffs and bracelets designed by Real Housewife of OC, Lynne Curtin.

Music Credits:

“L.A. Montage” by Rockit Maxx (freemusicarchive.org/music/Rockit_Maxx/)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution-NonCommercial 4.0

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“The Temperature of the Air on the Bow of the Kaleetan” by Chris Zabriskie (www.chriszabriskie.com/)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0

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“Aurea Carmina” by Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com)

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Entertainer to sick children, Randull Gace (Frank Garcia-Hejl) joins hosts Dr. Saunders Beth (Caitlin Bitzegaio) & Dr. Pan Tatanningtan (Timothy Dunn) to discuss his tumultuous life and how his relationship to Molly Shannon–but not the actor–turned sour. Together, they talk about Gace’s deformed hands, how the couple first met through a mutual appreciation of centaur and minotaur statues, proposing at the hospital, writing the song ‘Little Black Backpack’ and how Gace allegedly shot both his parents point blank in the face and turned his life around after going to prison. Also, the "doctors" talk about their recent work on Univision 3’s newest reality dating show ‘In Tyson, In Love’ which follows Neil deGrasse Tyson looking for love, Pan meets a different Diane at a fruit stand and Saunders follows Walt to the mall, and this week’s at home exercise involving a feather boa! This episode is brought to you by the now defunct canned Vicki’s Vodka created by Real Housewife of Orange County, Vicki Gunvalson, that is unavailable on the market.

Music Credits:

“L.A. Montage” by Rockit Maxx (freemusicarchive.org/music/Rockit_Maxx/)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution-NonCommercial 4.0

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“The Temperature of the Air on the Bow of the Kaleetan” by Chris Zabriskie (www.chriszabriskie.com/)

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“Aurea Carmina” by Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com)

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This week, hosts Dr. Saunders Beth (Caitlin Bitzegaio) & Dr. Pan Tatanningtan (Timothy Dunn) are joined by Carrin Dahluka (Joanna Bradley) from building three 610 East 4th street apt 20F to discuss her past relationship to a two foot four inch man names Reggie. Together, they examine the couple's first encounter outside building three 422 east 4th street, Reggie's past as a small child star and as a former bird lover with a parrot named Randy, a rash of Syphilis going around and explore the intricacies of Carrin's enlarged mouth. Also the hard times.

Plus, the "doctors" talk about their contributions to 'Willy Wonka' a new reality show about Willy Nelson wearing an eye patch on the Golf channel, Pan smells Diane at the dentist and Saunders harasses Walt at a car lot and this week's tip involves using Nyquil recreationally. Today's episode is brought to you by 'She by Sheree' the hot new fashion line coming soon that was designed entirely by Real Housewife of Atlanta, Sheree Whitfeld.

Music Credits:

“L.A. Montage” by Rockit Maxx (freemusicarchive.org/music/Rockit_Maxx/)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution-NonCommercial 4.0

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“The Temperature of the Air on the Bow of the Kaleetan” by Chris Zabriskie (www.chriszabriskie.com/)

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“Aurea Carmina” by Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com)

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High ranking Food and Drug Administration agent, Shannon Magninn (Ben Rameaka) joins hosts Dr. Saunders Beth (Caitlin Bitzegaio) & Dr. Pan Tatanningtan (Timothy Dunn) to tell the heartbreaking story of his relationship to an albino woman named Beverly. Together, they discuss keeping a sex journal with your partner that goes on to become a popular photo blog, a love of Jefferson Starship, the ol’ taco butt gag, and making numerous trips to the hospital at the hands of a very famous local Jimmy John’s deliveryman. Also, the "doctors" talk about their recent work on ’Allman In’ a non-competitive reality show about musician Gregg Allman and his family (you bet Cher was there!), Pan lies to his partially blind and mostly deaf Mother about Diane and Saunders “secretly” races go karts with Walt and this week’s helpful tip is no knives. Today’s episode is sponsored by the Gretchen Christine Collection, the one and only affordable line of blings, cosmetics, clothing, swimwear, hair, luggage and tanning products created by Real Housewife of Orange County Gretchen Rossi.

Music Credits:

“L.A. Montage” by Rockit Maxx (freemusicarchive.org/music/Rockit_Maxx/)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution-NonCommercial 4.0

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“The Temperature of the Air on the Bow of the Kaleetan” by Chris Zabriskie (www.chriszabriskie.com/)

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“Aurea Carmina” by Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com)

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This week, hosts Dr. Saunders Beth (Caitlin Bitzegaio) & Dr. Pan Tatanningtan (Timothy Dunn) are joined by nursery owner and fashionista Ken Betterslee (Connor Ratliff) who is still troubled after breaking it off with his blind former girlfriend Sally. Together, they discuss the couple’s chance meeting as contest winners for the premiere of The Dark Knight Rises, not picking Sandra Bullock, meeting your future self, and unpublished children’s literature. Also, the "doctors" talk about their contributions to the LOGO 3 production of ‘Dats Cats’ a dating show for singles who were once in Cats the musical, Pan pretends he and Diane are still together and Saunders blasts New York Yankees Radio outside of Walt’s home and this week’s tip involving Microsoft Paint and ritualism. This episode is sponsored by Sky Zone Trampoline Park, the only trampoline park owned and operated by Real Housewife of Orange County, Alexis Bellino. Happy jumping!

Music Credits:

“L.A. Montage” by Rockit Maxx (freemusicarchive.org/music/Rockit_Maxx/)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution-NonCommercial 4.0

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“The Temperature of the Air on the Bow of the Kaleetan” by Chris Zabriskie (www.chriszabriskie.com/)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0

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“Aurea Carmina” by Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com)

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One of the Hudson Valley region’s top elegant gala planners, Poughkeepsie’s own Mrs. Susan Fielding (Carrie McCrossen) joins hosts Dr. Saunders Beth (Caitlin Bitzegaio) & Dr. Pan Tatanningtan (Timothy Dunn) to discuss her estranged husband Benjamin and what led him to shack up with another man. Together, they discuss circuit parties, traveling the world by boat, how adoption can be temporary and Susan explains her side of the highly publicized kidnapping of Jersey Shore’s Snookie. Also, the "doctors" talk about their recent work on “The Boiling Point” a new show set in London where Los Angeles inner city youths travel abroad and cause Susan Boyle to have a meltdown, check in on Diane on the red carpet and with Walt’s twin brother Fran, and offer up a takeaway tip to run screaming out of your house. This episode is sponsored by Bedroom Kandi, the sleek and stylish sex toys, owned by Real Housewife of Atlanta and writer of the song “No Scrubs” Kandi Burruss.

Music Credits:

“L.A. Montage” by Rockit Maxx (freemusicarchive.org/music/Rockit_Maxx/)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution-NonCommercial 4.0

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“The Temperature of the Air on the Bow of the Kaleetan” by Chris Zabriskie (www.chriszabriskie.com/)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

“Aurea Carmina” by Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

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