So, You're Going Through a Break-up

This week, hosts Dr. Saunders Beth (Caitlin Bitzegaio) & Dr. Pan Tatanningtan (Timothy Dunn) are joined by Cornla (Shannon O’Neill) who recently had to turn over her Russian boyfriend, Pavlow, to the authorities for a rash of serial amputations in the Philadelphia area. Together, they discuss the couple’s Rocky first day in America, saying I love you whilst choking, a troubled vacation to the Florida Keys and how many of these experiences have influenced episodes of Law & Order: SVU. Also, the "doctors" talk about their work on the new A&E 3 show ‘Rattlesnake Alley’ starring Jackee Harry, follow Diane on the highway and watch Walt play golf, and offer up tips about sweating out your problems. This episode is sponsored by Fabellini Prosecco, the naturally flavored *sparkling wine cocktail*, owned by Real Housewife of New Jersey, Teresa Guidice.

Music Credits:

“L.A. Montage” by Rockit Maxx (freemusicarchive.org/music/Rockit_Maxx/)

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“The Temperature of the Air on the Bow of the Kaleetan” by Chris Zabriskie (www.chriszabriskie.com/)

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“Aurea Carmina” by Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com)

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New Canaan, Connecticut local Don Debatee (Matt Fisher) of Debatee Lumber joins hosts Dr. Saunders Beth (Caitlin Bitzegaio) & Dr. Pan Tatanningtan (Timothy Dunn) in a conversation on what led to the end of his marriage. Together, they discuss how Tom Brokaw while trying to return some nuts caused Don to meet his future ex-wife Carol, a bad first date that led to her arrest, winning a million dollars on the Amazing Race, and how constructing a bridge ended up burning their relationship. Also, the "doctors" talk about their recent work on “Play on Playa” a dating show for gamers hosted by the lovely Kate Upton, check in on Diane at the bank and Walt at a Spelling Bee in segments "Daily Diane" and "Walt Watch," and offer up some take home advice for the listeners. This week’s episode is brought to you by Donkey Booty, the booty-centric exercise tape starring Real Housewife of Atlanta’s Phaedra Parks (and her former husband and current convicted felon, Apollo Nida).

Music Credits:

“L.A. Montage” by Rockit Maxx (freemusicarchive.org/music/Rockit_Maxx/)

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“The Temperature of the Air on the Bow of the Kaleetan” by Chris Zabriskie (www.chriszabriskie.com/)

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“Aurea Carmina” by Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com)

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This week, hosts Dr. Saunders Beth (Caitlin Bitzegaio) & Dr. Pan Tatanningtan (Timothy Dunn) welcome their young patient and heiress to Spalding Diapers' fortune–Ms. Sophia Spalding (Lauren Adams) who is still coping with the end of her relationship to Brian, her very large first boyfriend. Together, they discuss the young lovers beginning their tryst back in elementary school, spelling out ‘I love you’ in Potato Wedges, how manslaughter led to a semester at sea and Carol if you’re reading this please stop! Also, the "doctors" talk about their consulting on the new Animal Planet show “Widowed Dogs,” check in on Diane singing karaoke on YouTube and Walt finally gets lasik eye surgery, plus offer up tips on choking yourself. This week’s sponsor is Zarin Fabrics, owned by Real Housewife of New York Jill Zarin and her husband Bobby?

Music Credits:

“L.A. Montage” by Rockit Maxx (freemusicarchive.org/music/Rockit_Maxx/)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution-NonCommercial 4.0

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“The Temperature of the Air on the Bow of the Kaleetan” by Chris Zabriskie (www.chriszabriskie.com/)

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“Aurea Carmina” by Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com)

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This week, hosts Dr. Saunders Beth (Caitlin Bitzegaio) & Dr. Pan Tatanningtan (Timothy Dunn) welcome their patient and Spokane, Washington local celebrity weatherperson Brace Huntley (Michael Hartney) who is still reeling after his highly publicized engagement to ex-fiancé Sheila Strong went sour. Together, they discuss how the relationship started as a childhood romance at a professional women’s softball game on dollar hot dog night, rekindling love inside a beached whale, how Brace's house exploded, and the "pussy slave incident" that led to the unfortunate end. Also, the "doctors" talk about their recent appearance on the upcoming reality show "Martial Arts Husbands," check in on Diane at the pool and Walt at the funeral home in segments "Daily Diane" and "Walt Watch," and and offer up a helpful take home tip for the listeners. This week’s episode is brought to you by Skinny Girl Margarita.

Music Credits:

“L.A. Montage” by Rockit Maxx (freemusicarchive.org/music/Rockit_Maxx/)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution-NonCommercial 4.0

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“The Temperature of the Air on the Bow of the Kaleetan” by Chris Zabriskie (www.chriszabriskie.com/)

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“Aurea Carmina” by Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com)

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Hosts Dr. Saunders Beth (Caitlin Bitzegaio) & Dr. Pan Tatanningtan (Timothy Dunn) start their maiden podcast voyage off with patient Thomas Whipley (Alison Rich) who has recently been dealing with depression over the loss of his girlfriend, Elizabeth. Whipley has come a long way from the naked elderly man who arrived at Beth & Tatanningtan’s offices 18 months ago. Together, they discuss how a sprained ankle at the Grand Canyon led to the end of his relationship, Thomas’ work on cargo ships carrying cargo pants and cargo shorts, cunnilingus, learned wisdom, and his thoughts on growing a mustache. Also, the “doctors” talk about their work on VH1 reality show “Soup Bitchin',” check in on their own breakups in segments "Daily Diane" and "Walt Watch," and offer up a take away tip for listeners going through breakups of their own. This week’s episode is brought to you by Ramona Pinot Grigio: "It's always turtle time.”

Music Credits:

“L.A. Montage” by Rockit Maxx (freemusicarchive.org/music/Rockit_Maxx/)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution-NonCommercial 4.0

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/4.0/

“The Temperature of the Air on the Bow of the Kaleetan” by Chris Zabriskie (www.chriszabriskie.com/)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

“Aurea Carmina” by Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com)

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