Al talks about smoking a cigar under a dangerous palm tree, running into a newly sober guy, a wine bar in the supermarket, a disgruntled employee and an irritated gentleman.

Al talks about his birthday, New Years Eve, eating in Thai Town, having a low key Christmas, encouraging a panhandler to pursue a career in sales and going to the DMV.

Al talks about the tension on the streets regarding Christmas, eating a little sugar during the holidays, his upcoming birthday, a technological glitch ordering a gift card online, a large tree branch falling onto his street and a pharmacy with unwelcome sweets.

Al talks about not liking Christmas or his birthday, having anxiety, eating ice cream, trusting the U.S. Mail, trying to order a Pizza Hut gift card online, the flu season and the dangers of social media.

Al talks about the fires in Southern California, Al Franken, attending an Italian feast, confusion with the DMV, an odd new reaction to pot use and finds out he might've been wrong about something.

Al talks about starving artists, caring about the homeless, a pleasant phone conversation about teeth, the "F" word, impromptu Christmas carols, a wise man at a gas station, a drive thru baked potato and the continuing adventures of the limited English speaking girl.

Al talks about Thanksgiving, a painful pedicure, throwing out a lot of ice cream, Charles Manson, an alleged time traveler, online marketing annoyance, a couple of sub sandwich places, too many onions, too many choices and the happy employees of In & Out Burger.

Al talks about Thanksgiving coming up this week, treating food addictions the same way you treat drug and alcohol addictions, strongly considering giving up cigars, enjoying the smell of weed, allegations against Al Franken and Russell Simmons, a new kind of church and looking for a hidden agenda.

Al talks about getting a stomach bug, his theory how he got it and missing a standup gig as a result, more sexual harassment allegations, an Apple scam, getting inundated with mail from his health insurance company,trying to renew his drivers license and an animal love story.

Al talks about how the weather in Los Angeles turned cold and grey after the Dodgers lost the World Series, allegations towards Kevin Spacey, Andy Dick and Dustin Hoffman, when being polite is met with rudeness, doing detective work at his apartment building, an attempt at having candy forced on him, complaining about a dirty gas station bathroom and more supermarket stories.