Al talks about now being on iHeart Radio, emotional eating, his automated tweets, his Instagram, a seemingly agitated neighbor, more drama with the building managers, little entitled white kids ,Kim Jong Un's latest execution, being judged for getting paper bags and an email health alert that doesn't apply to him.

Al talks about how emphatically opinionated some people are, problems with ESPN, wonders if football may soon be outlawed, Filipina customer service, an inspection at a restaurant, an update on his faulty pipes, a mystery wet footprint and asks are doctors allowed to use common sense?

Al talks about reading a book by Billy Crystal, the problems of mass texting, kids being back in school, getting family news on Facebook, an unnecessary horn honking, what can you do if there's gunfire in a crowd, the health benefits of coffee the side effects of prescription drugs and if he wants to participate in Google Chrome updates, he has to get a new computer.

Al talks about how busy everybody is, getting into the Twitter game late, really enjoying Snapchat, Facebook etiquette, a close call with some chocolate candy, runs into a former podcast listener, meeting an unemployed auto mechanic, a theory that technology was much more advanced 10,000 years ago and an enormous amount of tissues.

Al talks about how sugar should be illegal, ways to reprogram your subconscious, his newfound interest in football, an update on last week's leaky pipe, positive thinking gets some negative press and replacing his refrigerator light bulb.

Al talks about being invited to see somebody he never really liked, more experiences at his local supermarket, food stamps, looking for a ripe avocado and a leaky pipe in his apartment.

Al Talks about feeling super lazy, his plan to quit cigars, a strange call from a small boy, learning something new at the car wash, a misleading email, a mysterious credit card bill, a comedian getting sued because of a joke and an uncomfortable situation for himself doing standup.

Al talks about the current cleanliness of his food, researching healthy sweets, coming off a donut run, Gentle Yoga, a vegetarian meat carver, asks if Snapchat followers are called snappers, a documentary on the band X and considers following football.

Al talks about being in awe, the horror of racism, meeting a girl with an interesting shirt, the greatest bakery that's ever been, a controversy in the laundry, a strange email from Google Wallet and a weird incident between himself and a friend.

Al talks about being on a slippery slope with his food, the 4th of July, internet dating, an indignant anniversary, looking for someone to shoot and edit a video on an iPhone, a breakup with a girl he's never met, an unlocked wifi that comes to him uninvited and being addicted to Friday Night Lights.