Al talks about the election, the confusing props, voting in an art parlor, seeing a peaceful demonstration up close, politics being like wrestling, a new internet scam and the downside of a software update.

Al talks about how the time change throws everything off, currently not eating sugary things, being bombarded by politicians, trying to figure out what props on the ballot really mean, how another foreign girl says she wants to be with him, Bob Dylan being offered the Nobel Prize, learning about a bow of gratitude and the greatest customer service is at Mercola.com

Al talks about not liking the holiday season, the upcoming election, finally gonna change his food, the Affordable Care Act price increase, being called old man, online marketing, that being gay is not a choice, sampling coconut water and a strange request from the lady manager of his apartment building.

Al talks about the passing of Kevin Meaney, integrative medicine, joining the YMCA,

an unfriendly doughnut lady, a Whole Foods that's too big and gas station food.

Al ta;ls about food addiction, considering joining the local YMCA, meeting a gorgeous woman at the bakery, another long and unproductive phone call with Apple, Yom Kippur, a computer scam and a city inspector comes to his apartment building.

Al talks about the newest confusing iPhone software update, loose bricks, selling macaroons during the wrong holiday, a unique panhandler, an almost Thai tragedy and unwanted Snaps,

Al talks about how Los Angeles is on alert for a large earthquake, the wonderful smell of cigar smoke, useless Facebook alerts and finding a neighbor in a compromising position.

Al talks about gratitude, vaccines, the benefits of hemp, taking a compliment the wrong way, when eating healthy can be a problem, Joel Osteen, an unimaginative hustle and a feral cat relaxing in the wrong place.

Al talks about global warming, creepy guys, his brand new faucet, an aggressive recording, getting successful really late in life and management types that don't understand people.

Al talks about gratitude, being silly, confused about investing, bored with Snapchat,, how stalkers today have it easy, robotic followers, solving the ESPN mystery and learns once again how quickly people are offended.