SoberNotSoberPod

SoberNotSoberPod

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SoberNotSoberPod episodes

  • Baby Bird, Full Grip, or Finger: A Medical Mystery| SoberNotSober Ep.24

    Grant got a promotion and Mekaylay had to see the doctor—so naturally, we spent an hour talking about everything BUT that. This week: Grant celebrates his new job while simultaneously wishing unemployment on a coffee shop worker. We dive deep into famous functional alcoholics (Winston Churchill's breakfast whiskey, Stephen King's blackout novels, and Steven Spurrier's lifetime wine commitment). Harley gets called out for saying "Alan and the Chipmunks," and we can't let it go. Then things take a turn when we compare every horrifying physical exam technique we've experienced—from the "baby bird" method to the full grip-and-twist. If you've ever wondered whether doctors are just winging it when they check for hernias, this episode confirms it. Also: Mekaylay got his physical at a Walgreens? We have questions. Plus: Wright Brothers flight facts, Mike "The Situation's" neck brace, why Grant calls celebrities by their first names, and a heated debate about whether leaving beard trimmings in the sink makes you a monster. Subscribe, comment "boozy bulldog" if you made it this far, and email us at [email protected] for... reasons.

    1 hr 3 min
  • We Brought Random Items from Home... This Got Weird| SoberNotSober

    Today we're doing the 3 Mystery Items from Home and let's just say... the items we brought reveal A LOT about us. One of them is from a dead animal. One has been moved between apartments for 20+ years. And one involves Grant's dad in the most wholesome way possible. But the mystery items are just the start. This episode spirals into: Grant discovering his parents' pros and cons list about whether to have him (spoiler: there was a #1 concern) Mekaylay's traumatic recurring childhood nightmare featuring a beloved children's character turned murderer Restaurant industry horror stories that will make you never want to eat out again The $10,000 mistake that nobody got fired for Grant's mushroom trip that led to an existential crisis at 4 AM Why bruschetta is overrated and we're willing to die on that hill Flagpole Solutions: the most American business we've ever seen Our terrible school's approach to bomb threats (yikes) Plus: funeral planning, morphine revelations, failed principals, and our ongoing vendetta against cyclists. Secret code word for true fans: Comment "EBK" if you made it to the end! Like, comment, and subscribe for more chaos every week.

    1 hr 22 min
  • Latina Dancers Over Political Outrage (Fight Us) | SoberNotSober

    DISCLAIMER: Anything conspiracy theory related is a JOKE and not to be taken seriously. Grant and Mekaylay dive deep into their wildest high school stories, starting with McKayla's suspension for showing up to class reeking of weed (with rolling papers and a condom to boot). Grant counters with his legendary party bust where he outsmarted a breathalyzer six times and walked away as the only person without charges. The conversation takes a sharp turn into history as Grant breaks down the Opium Wars - how Britain literally got China addicted to heroin to fix a trade deficit, leading to Hong Kong's control until 1997. They explore Prohibition's spectacular failure, the alcohol industry's grip on America, and why AI water usage concerns are overblown compared to irrigation waste. Things get heated discussing the Super Bowl halftime show controversy, Kid Rock's "alternate" performance, and why dividing the country over Bad Bunny is peak stupidity. They tackle anti-Semitism, political extremism. DISCLAIMER: Anything conspiracy theory related is a JOKE and not to be taken seriously. The episode ends with an unexplained mystery - a basketball court that appeared once in their hometown and never existed again. Timeline jump? Alternate dimension? You decide. Topics: High school delinquency, drug busts, British imperialism, Prohibition, AI myths, halftime show drama, political extremism, conspiracy theories, and interdimensional basketball courts.

    1 hr 24 min
  • You'd Think This Is Common Sense | SoberNotSober

    Welcome back to another chaotic episode of Sober Not Sober! Grant (sommelier, still drinking) and Mekaylay (still sober) dive into: 🍷 Wine Shop Survival Guide - Grant shares his rules for buying wine without annoying your local sommelier, including why "Sancerre is just Sauvignon Blanc" and why your sulfite sensitivity is probably BS 👵 Customer Stories - Meet Linda (the inappropriate wine shop regular) and hear the wildest thing she said to customers Courtney and Jordan 🐋 Orca Fact of the Week - How killer whales absolutely demolish sunfish with coordinated attacks 🥞 The Great Pancake Debate - Grant reveals his controversial pancake-eating technique and why waffles are for the weak Plus: Kid Rock motivation, Epstein files commentary, the downfall of the alcohol industry, sports betting ethics, energy drink addiction, and why middle school drug awareness assemblies were absolutely unhinged. Code word for this episode: NEON (comment if you made it to the end!) 🔔 Subscribe to help us hit 100 subs! We're just two idiots who need your support.

    1 hr 26 min
  • When You Find Out You're the Dumb One | SoberNotSobe

    We missed last week's upload because we lost the audio from our recording (Episode 20 and we FINALLY had our first technical failure - honestly surprised it took this long). BUT we're back with our FIRST EVER double cam setup! New backgrounds, new angles, same stupidity. In this episode: 💧 Grant reveals he's been spending $120/month ($1,100+ per year) on water delivery... when he could've been spending $15/month filling up jugs himself. We called Mekaylay’s mom live to confirm he's an idiot. 🚫 Mekaylay gets kicked out of an Old Town bar for wearing slides... while the bouncer has a wrinkled shirt and they're literally serving PB&Js. Oh, and their bathroom has ZERO walls between urinals. Make it make sense. 🕷️ Childhood trauma story: Mekaylay vs. a tarantula that bit him after he stuck his whole arm in a hole in the ground 🐗 Arizona wildlife tales: tarantula hawks, javelina births at the Mormon church, and why you need a strap on your trash can 🍺 Real talk about drinking responsibly, DUI stories from traffic school, and why questioning your habits is actually healthy Plus: Peaky Blinders discussion, Cillian Murphy fan-casting, medieval time travel scenarios, and why we're manifesting getting Cillian Murphy on the pod. https://www.dubby.gg/discount/SoberNotSober?ref=kffwcekm Use Code Sobernotsober for 10 percent off!

    1 hr 17 min
  • Special Guest: Our Muse Taylor | Sober Not Sober

    Welcome back! In this episode, Grant and Mekaylay are joined by their longtime friend Taylor for a wild conversation covering everything from haircuts and balding to the Dallas Cowboys, Arizona drug culture, and philosophical debates about wine snobbery. Side note we were not expecting to have a guest on the show yet so we only have 2 Mic’s still and had to make due! With that being said extra time went into editing this episode to provide the best audio quality we could with Mekaylay and Taylor sharing a microphone. Stay tuned next time we have a guest we will have another microphone (Maybe… Hopefully) the economy is rough okay. Topics discussed: • Grant's haircut disasters and the struggles of being a balding man • Why the Dallas Cowboys fanbase needs to chill out • Arizona's surprising drug statistics from the 2000s-2010s • Wine knowledge: pretentious or practical? • The body positivity movement and Ozempic • British slang we should adopt (and "cheers" we should drop) • Childhood drinking stories and suburban shenanigans • Road rage and why you can't fight the US government • The death of cigarettes and performative masculinity We had a blast filming this with one of the best people we know, thank you again Taylor for coming on the show! More guest appearances to come in the future! Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe to help Grant afford his hair transplant in Turkey! 📧 Email us your drunk stories: [email protected] 🎧 Listen on all podcast platforms 💬 Follow us: @sobernotsober on Instagram & TikTok

    1 hr 26 min
  • Alcoholic vs. Sommelier: The Truth About Drinking & Sobriety

    Welcome back to Sober. Not Sober! In this episode, Grant (the industry pro who’s not sober) and Mekaylay (rocking nearly four years sober) dive into the ultimate showdown: Alcoholic vs. Sommelier. We kick off the new year with laughs, real talk, and a few wild stories about sobriety, social life, and the ever-changing alcohol industry. We get honest about the ups and downs of being sober, the social pressures, and how friendships evolve. Grant shares insights from his years in the industry, while Mekaylay opens up about life after rehab and the realities of staying sober in a world that loves to drink. Plus, we tackle viral trends, mocktails, Costco wine hacks, and why it’s totally fine to enjoy a drink—if you do it responsibly. Whether you’re sober, not sober, or somewhere in between, this episode is packed with relatable moments, hot takes, and plenty of humor. Don’t miss our sponsor shoutout, some questionable advice, and a few challenges for our subscribers (can we hit 100 likes for a special cover song?). Drop your questions in the comments—about wine, sobriety, or anything in between. And if you made it this far, comment “Love you, Linda” so we know you’re a real one! Subscribe for more honest conversations, industry insights, and a good time—responsibly, of course. Follow us on Instagram: @sobernotsoberpod Business/personal questions: [email protected] #sobernotsober #Podcast #Sobriety #Alcohol #Wine #Friendship #NewYear #Comedy #RealTalk

    1 hr 9 min
  • A Christmas Special: Thoughts, Prayers, and Santa’s Fat Evil Sack

    Thank you all for showing up and showing love for the last quarter of 2025! We are just getting started and are excited to see what 2026 has in store for us. We will be dark for next week so we can have a little time to play catch up and try to stay ahead of the curve going into the new year. Stay tuned we have more upgrades for the pod in the works! Thank you again and have a merry christmas and a happy new year. Get ready for a holiday episode like no other! This week on Sober Not Sober, we dive headfirst into the wildest Christmas legends, from the true origins of Santa’s fat evil sack to the miraculous power of thoughts and prayers (and how they apparently resurrected pickled children). We’re roasting Christmas traditions, exposing the dark side of Santa and Krampus, and asking the hard-hitting questions: Why did Coca-Cola give Santa his red drip? What’s really in that sack? And can thoughts and prayers fix anything—even a medieval meat locker? Plus, shoutouts to the real MVPs of the season, a rundown of the weirdest holiday folklore, and plenty of unfiltered banter. Whether you’re on the naughty list or just here for the chaos, this episode is stuffed fuller than Santa’s sack. Merry Chrysler, and don’t get in Santa’s bag!

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    1 hr 42 min
  • Living in America: The Rise and Chaos of James Brown

    In this episode of "Sober, Not Sober," Grant and Mekaylay dive deep into the wild, complicated legacy of the Godfather of Soul—James Brown. From his humble beginnings in Augusta, Georgia, to his rise as one of the most influential (and sampled) artists in music history, the crew unpacks the highs, the lows, and the downright bizarre moments that defined Brown’s life. Expect candid banter, hilarious personal stories, and a no-holds-barred look at separating the art from the artist. Plus, the hosts share behind-the-scenes podcast upgrades, shout out loyal listeners, and tease what’s coming next. Whether you’re a funk fan or just here for the riffs, this episode is packed with music history, hot takes, and the signature Sober, Not Sober energy. Don’t forget to comment the code word if you make it to the end! Also disregard our comment about time stamps being fixed the issue is back and better than ever. It is beyond frustrating! 1:00 intro/updates/upgrades 4:00 Man driving with his teeth 7:00 James brown God of funk 55:00 European singing shows 01:00:00 Cancelled comedians 01:05:00 arguing about golf 01:20:00 Subaru Cancer Commercial 01:23:00 Drake & Trish Paytas TV show pitch? 01:30:00 Ending thoughts

    1 hr 35 min
  • I Crashed My Car At An AA Meeting (While Sober)

    PLEASE READ ⬇️ We’ve been trying to get rid of the 2 hour and 23 minute time stamp on our videos, with that we’ve run into some small but noticeable technical issues. The first 8-10 seconds are off sync with the video and audio but the rest of the video synced back to where it should be! The constant auto focus will be gone by episode 16 aswell. Please bear with us as we figure these issues out we are still very new! Come bac friday too we have an our first bonus elisode coming to you then aswell! Thanks! Welcome back to Sober, Not Sober! In this episode, we dive into our 2024 Spotify Wrapped results—exposing our top artists, guilty pleasures, and the music we can’t stop listening to (even if we should). But that’s not all! Things take a wild turn as we share the story of how one of us managed to crash a car… completely sober… in a church parking lot on the way to an AA meeting. We also swap hilarious stories about family, finger condoms (yes, really), and the generational music gap that’s got us feeling old. Whether you’re here for the music talk, the chaos, or just a good laugh, you’re in the right place. Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more unfiltered stories and music talk every week! Drop your own Spotify Wrapped surprises or embarrassing car stories in the comments below. Follow us on TikTok & Instagram: @sobernotsoberpod Business inquiries: [email protected] #spotifywrapped #Podcast #CarAccident #ComedyPodcast #SoberNotSober Get yourself a tub of Dubby, you deserve it! https://www.dubby.gg/discount/SoberNotSober?ref=kffwcekm Use Code Sobernotsober for 10 percent off!

    1 hr 21 min

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Two friends, one of which is sober and the other well is not. Come with us along our journey to tell stories tell jokes and deep dive random topics!