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00 With Dennis Barth from Stone Dust Riders, Sun Rider 9 Productions, and the film CATONSVILLE: MUSIC CITY MARYLAND
05 "Kurt's going to be in this thing."
10 "It was very percussive."
15 "Powering On"
20 Real time reaction to "Returning."
25 Dennis sings "Hey Jude" over the coda and ANDY'S VIDEO SEGMENT
30 "It would be a lot of fun in a future project."
35 "I would play it a little more aggressively."
40 "It was George Harrison"
45 PLUGS
50 "I'm wearing out my link finger."
55 "It was actual landscaping?"
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I've puked more whiskey than you'll ever drink
I've forgotten more shit than you'll ever think
I kick more ass than Chingiss Khan
I'm an egomaniac running rampant on the man
Kiss my cynical ass you clueless motherfucker
I'll make sure I'm fucking your wife and your mother
Here's my fingers and here's my fist
Lay low the arrangement if you get my gist
The cream rises to the top I'm a dreg in the bottom
I met Abe Lincoln and I motherfucking shot him
It doesn't make a difference what anybody thinks
So what so where so how you blinked
Got fire in my eyes and blood on my face
Drop the green flag, bitch, so let's start this race
Hubba hubba hubba here comes trouble
Cut me some slack now don't bust my bubble
I come halfway around the world to fight
So let's get this party started right
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Once upon a time there was a punk ass Indian
He fucking pissed me off because he took all of my winnings
In an Alabama bar abutting Louisiana
So I followed that boy straight up through Texarkana
And some G-man chump out of New York City
My mission is seek revenge on pity
I say hubba hubba hubba here comes trouble
I'll reduce this town to smoldering rubble
Billy Redfoot, hell, he won my hyde
He got more than money, boys, he stole my pride
So I'm on his ass like a meth head on blow
Shit I followed them all down to West Mexico
Hell I even heard tell that he's headed to China
I'm on the pacific you know I will find a
Way to wreak revenge on theonly man ever
Laid claim to my crown as the best gambler ever
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I Lived in the shadows while I plotted my revenge
Every scenario of torture and pain
Pliers and razors and electric cables
Chains and hooks and bloody horse stables
Break every metatarsal with sadistic glee
Fill his lungs with gasoline and then light the sneeze
Dig my thumbs in his eyes 'til they're wet with goo
Sharp razors laced through his stupid shoes
Sulfuric acid to scar them legs
Then make him crawl and make him beg
The worst part's I might hurt my knuckles
The best part's I will watch him buckle
Hey there, boy, here I stand let me proclaim
I am here to remove from you all but your name
For the beating I serve up shall be more than blood
That spills from you like breath from a newborn and 'cause
You have ruined my life I shall extract your soul
From your life force and then I will highly extol
My instance as the man and then you as the bitch
So just give me the pliers so I can scratch this itch
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That bating that I threw down it almost took his life
It felt so good to see him cry right in front of his wife
So I admit it I just took her through a bag atop her head
Tossed that boy out like the trash top of the world, yo, I'm kicking ass
We got up to my yacht and then I said said she could go free
She said her husband's not a man why the only man here on Chin Pau's me
I got all of the money and I got that piece of ass
Fuck all day drink all night hey shit, y'all, let the good times blast
It's like I took my inner good and set that bitch on fire
I'm still a young man, as it goes, but hell it's all time to retire
I'll sleep on piles of money and I'll never be alone
It's amazing on the China Sea well shit, man, I'm finally home
Hey, baby, Daddy's home
Dave - guitars, vocals, piano
Brian - bass, engineering, mixing
Andy - drums and percussion
Ian - mastering
00 "It just grew three sizes."
05 "He confronts himself at the grave of his father."
10 "A white wife beater."
15 "He's a guy at the Home Depot looking at plumbing parts."
20 "You know it's a whorehouse across the street."
25 "Eleanor Roosevelt...had a list of her top ten influential people."
30 "Our history goes back thousands and thousands and thousands of years."
35 "I promise not to fuck your dog or shit on your coffee table."
40 "That's a worm of a different color."\
45 "That's a spoiler. That's the whole spoiler thing. The phantom penis."
50 "This is better for the world than handing our crack to elementary school kids."
55 "It took us almost this entire podcast to mention Clutch and the Beatles."
THE RECLUSEMEN!
The gravestone gave the name
The gravestone gave the date
The gravestone don't talk back
The gravestone's what I hate
Hello, Dad, I miss you though I never knew you
And I wonder was it because of me
And I never got the chance to say "I love you"
Father, listen to me
I took a look and I found out
That that ain't the way it goes
Hello, Dad, I miss you
The house is old and gray
The house don't give no dates
The house is full of fear
The house is what I hate
Hello, Mom, I love you though I never told you
When I was younger you took care of me
But now I'm growing older growing smaller
Momma, listen to me
I took a look and I found out
That that ain't the way to go
Hello, Mom, I love you
Dave - guitar and vocal
Brian - bass, engineering, mixing
Andy - drums andpercussion
Ian - mastering
Christmas means togetherness and love and joy
Happiness and presents for the girls and boys
Old folks come together and then reminisce
Stand beneath that mistletoe and get a kiss
Love your friends and kin
When Christmas comes again
Shout out to the homeless in America
The starving out in Asia and in Africa
Embrace all of the faiths that would love to kill me
The majority of folk through time just weren't free
So go remember them
When Christmas comes again
Make sure that you bring your love at Christmastime
People come and go but love is all the time
People they pass on but their love still exists
So let that love inside your heart and reminisce
Love brings love, my friend
When Christmas comes again.
00 "Besides rocking...:
05 "You ripped off Warren Zevon and Lou Reed."
10 "You can't divorce yourself from where you walk."
15 "I started buying all the shit I wanted."
20 "So overdubbing was there."
25 "Even if it's an off kilter sloppy perfection it will add up."
30 "If you don't get that footage you're not going back to get it again."
35 "80s styles are in now."
40 "A giant eagle comes out in this thing."
45 "There's nothing the same about it."
50 "Which is our White Album?"
55 "Head down. Bulldoze through."
IT WILL ALL SYNC UP EVENTUALLY!
In ancient times a giant eagle sputtered freely sea to sea
His claws could rip a mountain clean his eyes shot fire when the air was free
His wingspan birthed ten hurricanes he sculpted much of this here land
His greatest triumph was a birth a man I just call "Abraham"
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Abraham he sired a nation and "freedom" was their guiding word
Their skin was red their feathers worn in honor of the ancestral bird
Then caucasoids they floated west, set forth, destroyed the Eagle's land
They threw litter on the side of the road a tear did stain old Abraham's cheek
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Then one day on the reservation the Army tapped old Abraham
His two sons sucking mother's milk they sent him off to Vietnam
Friendly fire it took his life there was nothing left to see
Except five toes and an ankle, man, hence the name of "redfoot" came to be
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Momma Redfoot died of grief Redfoot boys played hoops and all
Drank their whiskey, drank it neat, two young men with a basketball
Then one Redfoot brother took the other's girl drove to New York and left her there
The other brother joined the FBI but they didn't make him cut his hair
Now you know it you seen it all a story old as euro myths
In the spirit world Abraham sighs he says "D'IH!"
Dave - guitar and vocals
Brian - bass, engineering, mixing
Andy - percussion and drums
Ian - mastering
00 Metrinome time
05 "That's his third on4."
10 Andy's video pitch
15 "I don't know what I meant."
20 "The force is naked."
25 "It's a fantastic album."
30 "I don't even know what form of twist."
35 "She's a sleepy Vampire by the Supersuckers..."
40 "You're not used to any weather changes or anything."
45 Real time listen (actually at 42)
50 "yes and yes and..."
55 "This is the version on the album now."
Spending time with a rented soul
My body tells me which way to flow
Billy's trail seems to lead to Seoul
Or maybe China, baby, I don't know
Hong Kong Plane
There's that Billy Redfoot piece of trash
That Indian chump and his stripper gash
Ooh, baby, this is going to be cool
My golden bullet's formed from angel's drool
Hong Kong Plane
I've always hated my Indian roots
So with the government I'm in cahoots
Johnny Redfoot is my given name
I watched my brother board that Hong Kong Plane
Hong Kong Plane
00 "You did 93 songs to do 'Northern Lights.'"
05 "That's why I liked (Circle 9). We covered the spectrum."
10 "You were never biologically meant to have a television."
15 "They used to feed you on a plane which is bonkers."
20 "If you get hit by a bus you win."
25 "They stole it from FAMILY GUY."
30 "Northern Lights" real time commentary
35 "I love marijuana."
40 "We're really far behind."
45 "Everything we're working on is setting up what we'll be working on in two years."
50 "Today I was in the dental school."
55 "There's 22 moving parts and they can move into any vector on the chart."
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