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I'm your captain
We'll be on this airplane for a day
The arctic circle
It won't get in our way
To your left now
You can see the northern lights
Sleep well
We'll be in Hong Kong by tomorrow night
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"Hey, Charlene
I never really bought you a ring
But I love you
And I know that you ain't no 18
But I don't care.
I can't believe we can't smoke on the plane
Oh well
Let's summon the liquor cart again."
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This is your captain
We'll touch down in twenty minutes or so
The weather's mild
The local time's twelve and change so you know
Enjoy your stay
hank you for flying with us
"Hey, Charlene,
I think the bathroom door jammed on us."
Dave - guitars and vocals
Brian - bass, engineering, mixing
Andy - drums and percussion
Ian - mastering
00 "There's a band called Orleans."
05 "THE EMPIRE STRIKES BUTT"
10 "Don't practice it. Don't Overthink it."
15 "Just talking topography."
20 "We have been ruining planet earth."
25 "'They' meaning? Remote Control and her TARDIS."
30 "They sing it in different notes."
35 "They named a character in the last STAR WARS after a Beastie Boys song."
40 EXISTENTIAL PSYCHEDELIC DOOM
45 "There ain't that much on top of it."
50 "No other song we do works at a wedding."
55 THE BLACK TUBE OF DEATH
I'm proud to love you proud to be
Yours forever just you and me
So proud to be yours so proud to be
Together with you forever be
Alright
One foot in front of the path we seek
I'll have you travel through life with me
We walk together and so shall be
So Proud to love you eternally
The path in front of world shall be
We walk together so proud to be
One foot in front of the path we see
We walk together justn you and me
..........
Dave - guitars and vocals
Brian - bass, engineering, mixing
Andy - drums and percussion
Ian - mastering
00 THREE'S COMPANY Theme Song
10 Colleen Pelser walks on in!
15 "How did you find it? Was it like going to shows?"
20 "Severn is Glen Burnie"
25 "He wanted to bounce between."
30 "...if you just stick with it and never quit!"
35 "I was happy until I heard your fucking songs,"
40 "It's just ten straight minutes of him running around stabbing things."
45 "The more clothes she has the less compelling she is."
50 "Human skin would probably be being used for clothes - I was thinking polyester!"
55 "Sources sighted."
00 Alright well alright well alright.
05 To put notes to my humming...
10 We're a package deal.
15 Fucking Myspace; that is old school, man!
20 It's so fucking cool, man.
25 It's the didgeridoo part.
30 We are the fucking Beatles.
35 We are an invasive species.
40 He turned into Father Guido Sarducci.
45 I want a urinal in my house so fucking bad!
50 You don't need a car in the city.
00 This cold is no joke
05 This is quite the bittersweet moment
10 Cheese is the vehicle for which I entered her life
15 Annapolis Metropolitan Kitchen Brian with Onespot this Friday!
20 It doesn't even know you're there.
25 We're kids of the 90s, aren't we?
30 Did you take aspirin today? It's going to be a blood thinner.
35 I also didn't have a history with it.
40 Dennis sat in for you on the two you didn't do.
45 John Snow stops by.
50 We were driving from San Francisco to LA.
55 They didn't take us upstairs.
1. The Tale Of the El Camino
2. Blood
3. Vegas Marriage
4. A Rear View Mirror
5. I'm John Wayne
6. West Mexico
7. She
8. Leave Town
00 "I got a bag full of fucking eggs."
05 "'Song For Deaner' is one of my favorites."
10 "That's pretty cool."
15 "If it makes you happy do it."
20 "When you have something to express you're going to get it out."
25 "I bought these hunk of junk left handed pieces of shit."
30 "Make it as challenging as you want and it's up to the listener."
35 "Now I don't have the ideal space that they had."
40 "He's actually an historian."
45 "Which Atlantis Myth is your favorite one?"
50 "It's funny these scenes that open on the ground by the door..."
55 "We'll do it in between."
ENDS WITH COMPUTER FAIL!
LEAVE TOWN
He'll come looking before long
It's after sunset get along
It ain't worth it give it up
Locked and loaded saddle up
It's wide open
Comes approaching look your best
Clock is ticking never rests
Heart is beating out of time
He'll come gunning by and by
It's wide open
Don't go down
Just leave town
Dave - guitars, vocals
Brain - bass, engineering, mixing
Andy - drums, percussion
Ian - mastering
00 "Dick Trickle here."
05 "That window of opportunity could be there."
10 Dennis pitches his film CATONSVILLE: MUSIC CITY MARYLAND
15 "Was that out loud?"
20 "I'll play anywhere for free."
25 "I'm sure the artists believed it."
30 Netflix Video Pitch
35 "You're not more important than the airport, Dennis!"
40 "She" listening session
45 "That's a neat little thing."
50 "In the butt."
55 "I'll stick around. Why not?"
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