It's Jack's last episode for a while. We're sending him to a farm upstate. We will miss him.

We spent our last hour together calling our friends. If you're reading this, send him a nice text :)

also: fuck you, joe rogan.

Noah joins the boys to play a game of Opinions. Opinions such as:

• Dogs should be able to vote
• Golf should be harder
• I should be able to smoke all the fent in the world

and many (approx 6) more!

Folks, keep an eye out for Future References, they're everywhere.

tell that boy to get me a pack of hunnids or else im putting him back in the slop

I talk to myself for 29 minutes while driving to Road America. It's pretty entertaining!

Subjects include: the craziest rear window decal I've ever seen, an anecdote, hallucinations, and the next year of Socratic Seminar.

Inspired by A Closer Look, the boys read Choose Your Own Adventure books in search of thrills! However, one wrong turn of the page could mean sudden death! Press play at your own risk!

Give us feedback! We wanna do this again sometime!

It is a period of civil war on the podcast. A brave alliance of underground freedom fighters led by JACK LYNCH have challenged the tyranny and oppression of the awesome MATTEO AZARI. Striking from a fortress hidden among the billion episodes of the podcast, Jack's spaceships have won their first victory in a battle with the powerful Azari Starfleet. AZARI fears that another defeat could bring a thousand more fans into the rebellion, and his control over the podcast would be lost forever. To crush the rebellion once and for all, AZARI is constructing a sinister new episode concept. Powerful enough to destroy an entire planet, its completion spells certain doom for the champions of freedom.

but for real, Matteo tells old family stories, Jack accuses him of having 45 Feet Finder accounts, then they both fail at spelling complex words that literal children can and have dilineated.

Matteo, Jack y Jack Michaud hablan sobre Moe Berg, el horario de sueño de Jack, sus impresiones, los cocos, y entrevistan a estudiantes de 13º grado.

Originally broadcasted on January 23rd, 2024.

Matteo and Jack Michaud join forces to deliver 95 megahertz of airwaves that just won't behave!

Now with real audio equipment! Matteo loses his car keys, the boys brainstorm an amusement park, and Jonah says stuff we have to bleep :/.

We promise we'll try to stick to a schedule; for real this time.

Jack and Matteo discuss the complex socio-political ramifications of the Great Hyper-Glorbon War.

We're so back folks.