It is a period of civil war on the podcast. A brave alliance of underground freedom fighters led by JACK LYNCH have challenged the tyranny and oppression of the awesome MATTEO AZARI. Striking from a fortress hidden among the billion episodes of the podcast, Jack's spaceships have won their first victory in a battle with the powerful Azari Starfleet. AZARI fears that another defeat could bring a thousand more fans into the rebellion, and his control over the podcast would be lost forever. To crush the rebellion once and for all, AZARI is constructing a sinister new episode concept. Powerful enough to destroy an entire planet, its completion spells certain doom for the champions of freedom.

but for real, Matteo tells old family stories, Jack accuses him of having 45 Feet Finder accounts, then they both fail at spelling complex words that literal children can and have dilineated.

Matteo, Jack y Jack Michaud hablan sobre Moe Berg, el horario de sueño de Jack, sus impresiones, los cocos, y entrevistan a estudiantes de 13º grado.

Originally broadcasted on January 23rd, 2024.

Matteo and Jack Michaud join forces to deliver 95 megahertz of airwaves that just won't behave!

Now with real audio equipment! Matteo loses his car keys, the boys brainstorm an amusement park, and Jonah says stuff we have to bleep :/.

We promise we'll try to stick to a schedule; for real this time.

Jack and Matteo discuss the complex socio-political ramifications of the Great Hyper-Glorbon War.

We're so back folks.

Re-edited for a better listening experience.

Feat. Not-So-Special Guests Sophie and Giancarlo

This is a re-edited version of episode 03. Shortly after 03 was published, we decided to take it down, edit it further, and repost it. I never got around to doing that so here it is now.

Professional life coaches Jack and Matteo attempt to find what makes Arik special. We make a lot of sex jokes in this one. Also Jack was playing the background music way too loud, I cut off one of his fingers as punishment. No more guitar for you, silly boy :).

Feat. Not-So-Special Guest Arik

Re-edited for a better listening experience.

Feat. Not-So-Special Guest August

Friends are best when they keep you humble.

• Prologue: Ira explains the episode layout (1 minute)

• Act One: Jack, Jon, Arik, Noah, and Phillip joke at Jonah's expense (30 minutes)

• Act Two: Daniella, Jonah, and Arik join the boys to talk about themselves (18 minutes)

Socratic Seminar and Headphone Jack join forces to broadcast 55 minutes of mayhem on the Marquette Wire radio. Listen to Headphone Jack LIVE Tuesdays at 9pm CST: https://player.cloudradionetwork.com/mur/if it isn't obvious by now, we're not actually done with the podcast