Estate of Frank Sinatra!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE don't sue us!!!!!!!!!

This week, Abbey and Michelle recollect their trip to New York City last June. A spur-of-the-moment decision, actually made quite calmly and deliberately in advance, they share stories of comedy shows, torrential downpours, and friends made on Omegle. 

Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship.

PAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTTTAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! 

This week, Abbey and Michelle dream up a Softblock launch party OR a 20-year-friendship anniverary party OR a celebrity roast. There are no budgets and no inhibitions. 

Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship.

Begone seasonal depression and hello seasonal depression for women who get sad in the Summer (and are exponentially cooler and hotter). Yes, we contain multitudes. 

This week Abbey and Michelle work through their Summer To-Do list. It's not a bucket list unless we're going to the beach. 

Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship.

We are back and better than ever. Thank you to our 6 fans who waited in the wings while we got our shit together. 

This week, Abbey and Michelle complain. That's it. All we ever do is complain. About work, about life, about dating. It's a rite of passage. We talk in circles and then one day we will inevitably die. 

Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship.

Slowburn Mike Wazowski? Dead Richard Gere? Dentist Office Pretty Woman? 

This week, Abbey and Michelle are practicing accountability. (There was no time to record and edit over the past two weeks.) In the meantime, please enjoy this little snippet as an apology. Thanks for your patience. We will be back so soon. 

Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship.

LISTEN! LISTEN! LISTENNNNNN!

This week, Abbey and Michelle are peaking the microphone as they talk through their select "hear-me-outs." From fictional villains to high school teachers, the two reveal their most guilty hypothetical pleasures. 

If you're a real person on this list and listening to this episode, no you are not! 

Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship.

The girls are FIGHTING. This week Abbey and Michelle go head to head with their thoughts and opinions - what's new? It's a friend-fight, a chum-championship, a bestie-battle. The challenge: pick the best or BE the best. 

The rules are simple: When given an infamous group, you must choose the best thing or person in that list. If you choose something different, you must explain why your option is the best. If you choose the same, you must explain why YOU'RE the best. It makes sense once we get started, we promise. 

This week, the girls ask: Who Is Your Champion? What Is Your Bias? And Who Is The Worst Beatle? 

Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship.

Oof! Yuck! Gross! Barf!

This week, Abbey and Michelle share their personal "icks" within modern dating, friendships, and self. Contemplating dating apps, cyberbullying, and holes punched through the drywall, they consider: What is an ick? Why do we have them? And are they of any use? 

Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship.

Is there anyone here with us? This week Abbey and Michelle dive into the topic of "Ghosts." 

Why might we believe in them? Are mediums legit? Would we come back if we had the chance? 

Please note that the beginning of this episode includes a first-hand account of illness and death. To skip that portion, you may start the episode at 12:00. 

Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship.

Welcome to our sick and twisted minds.

A new Canadian duo, Abbey and Michelle take five minutes to introduce Softblock: The Podcast. Coming to stream very soon!

Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship.