Here at SoL-Mates, we have your up-to-the-minute election coverage on the contentious race between the Robot and the Aztec Mummy! Hear our guest anchors break down every scintillating element of this electoral bout! Get the most recent exit polling data after we escape the clutches of a mummy who wants to beat the ever-loving hell out of us! Wonder exactly how a pre-recorded and edited podcast manages to get pre-empted by all manner of things. Who will win? The answer: democracy.

Host Segments: four years candy-corn free; Tungsten man; the empty promise of the vacuum bag; quantum Mexico; Jeff old-mansplains serials; luchador caricaturist; Kids in the Tomb; library envy; The Cody Clause; an always-timely Leroy Jenkins reference; hyp-mo-tized; the ontology of Joe Don Baker; yellow-dog Crow-mocrats.

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