Solid Cat

The Slumber Party of Podcasts strikes again with another hilarious show, chocked full of legendary Solid Cat classy segues. In no particular order... "God's Bones!" Mother's Day fires and failures. "I can't stop crying." Val's rap name is "O. Rida," yes, like the tater tot. "They're the Bentley of tater tots." Curvy cucumbers. Anteater hanky panky. Granny-on-granny violence (someone get GrannyFightClub.com started!). Barky Mingo. Solid Cat Game Night features the new game "Canada or Not?" Howl's Moving Castle is featured on the Solid Cat Movie Review. We unveil or first ever 2-Time Paws Up Award Recipient. The Smallest Woman Alive. And we end with the best ending ever... Clownilingus. It just came to us, very organically, it was awesome. And yes, it's what you think it is. Let's Get it ON!

Solid Cat... crude, yet fascinatingly functional. On this week's episode, we discover D-mo has a Canada problem (he likes it too much), and we talk our neighbor's Mexican parties. We proclaim not everything is better on Blu-Ray. We give a shoutout to our good friends at Newbsradio (who are Canadian), and we throw in an obscure holographic Mexican family at a tortilla factory reference. We talk about the "cinematic classic" Down Periscope, and have a conversation about Waterworld. Alpine music is D-mo's personal hell, and we highlight "Pinterest stress." We tell the cautionary tale about Public Storage so you can learn from our experiences (spoiler alert: it's not a happy story, but does have interesting background music). We're chocked full of unintended puns, and we meet the testicular mascot, Mr. Balls. Yes, you read that correctly.

This week's Solid Cat is being recorded in the daytime. So we naturally talk about ice cream truck music, and if you listen closely, you can actually hear nature in the background. "If corks are flying, booze in flowing." We crack Dorktown's Top 25 Indie Podcast list, and D-mo confesses to singing Dorktown's theme song every so often. We find an actual S-Mart, and then we spend a little too much time on vomiting, but are surprisingly not gross about it (but discover D-mo's an awesome husband). We love TVG and horse racing. We have an odd Eva Braun reference, and two Michelob references, and pound a lot of wine for a sunny afternoon. Soccer saves lives. We foreshadow the tale of a catastrophe, and we remind people we're not being racist, but...

Solid Cat is the slumber party of podcasts. On this week's food heavy show, we talk King's Hawaiian where you should treat yourself to a little spirit of aloha, we talk George's Greek Cafe where all-you-can-drink mimosas are only $5 more. Never ask a Mexican if something is spicy. We explore the inner-workings of a cash-only candy speakeasy. We visit the Salt Lake City Samurai, and we peep Delta. We're falling more and more in love with Naturebox. We're not ugly Americans, just average-looking ones. And Val tries too hard to earn the Explicit tag this week. Fine, I'll tag us Explicit.

On this week's Solid Cat, we're ravaged by Plague 2.0 (so we may not sound that great). We ask: what's the point of tonsils? Was Mr. Rogers a tatted-up military sniper? Are demons on God's payroll? Yes, we went from Mr. Rogers to hell. Our hashtag of the week is #DramaMongers. We speculate that being fat is like smoking (it's bad for you and tough to quit). We have Alpen-squeezin's and the Invasion of the Giant Snails. Asians don't age, and lose trails about when their age is revealed. We talk about the Gingerdead Man movie franchise (you read that correctly). We ask what bad-ass thing are we. We enjoy some fine ginger liqueur and discuss using sheep as lawn mowers (spoiler alert: it's happening now). The ultimate moral of this week's podcast: Do Good, Be Good, and Focus on the Good... oh, and the Space Cowboy is saving all her love for you.

Things said on this week's Solid Cat: "No one benefits when your boobs are on the sides of your belly button;" "Disco Viking;" "Didn't you take French in college?" and "The last thing I want to deal with is a foot long slippery dick" (spoiler alert: that last zinger has nothing to do with penises). And in between these gems, it looks to be quite the mediocre show. We issue the Solid Cat general apology. We fail to grasp the fascination of King Taco. Val fights with her snuggle. We review the latest offering from Old Spice. We do some bra research. We spotlight fellow podcasters. We also spotlight shampooers, a real profession. Irish potatoes are just potatoes. Once again, it's Pyramid on Solid Cat Game Night. We drop another Littlest Hobo reference in passing. We salute young treehuggers. Slippery Dick is not the same as Spotted Dick. We review urinal etiquette. Val laments the length of the last Robert Jordan Wheel of Time book. Vaginal Dryness would be an awesome band name (and D-mo confirms he owns personal lubricant). Val's still suspicious of free pie. And we finish with a little Fandangoing. Did I say mediocre? Man, this is another epic episode of Solid Cat! #staysolid

It's episode 40 of Solid Cat. What do we talk about today? Let's list... -IKEA pillows -We love Dikembe Mutumbo -Strawberries & Cream at the ballyard -Val hates Dodger Dogs -Nachos are just mini, mini tostadas -Buffalo is 8 hours from everything -There is an egg that's a foot long -Madagascar: Big Island, Big Birds -Naturalist vs. Naturist -A nerdy auction in London -Banana Bread -More Assassin's Creed -Hey, don't kill the dog! -The Butchest Man Alive -Closer Geography Theory of Ethnic Food -Chinatown -Don't retweet trends you don't like -You can be too skinny for skinny jeans -If you didn't know, we're fashionistas -And we have the longest credits ever. So, pretty much run of the mill at Solid Cat. #staysolid

Solid Cat starts out in heat. Or at least it sounds like it. But this turned out to be a very packed episode of the Solid Cat podcast. We salute Doctor Who, get on our gay soapbox in support of our rainbow brothers and sisters, and ask you to pick between Hitler and pediatricians. We talk about Avenger ass, and apparently, D-mo is obsesses with Norse mythology, or so he's told. Val wants D-mo to get a Thor's Hammer tattoo, and we debate the concept of piss-controlled video games. We visit The Littlest Hobo and join up with a mime, a deaf boy, and a drifter German Shepherd to stop a robbery. We do something different in the Space Cowboy Kitchen, and dwell on food for maybe a little too long. On Solid Cat Game Night, we play The Match Game (with questionable results). We quiz ourselves to determine which Doctor Who companion we would be, and we wrap up the night with bacon... mouthwash. Seriously. Scope Bacon (look it up). Oh, and there is gravy. Lots of gravy. All over this show. And it was completely unplanned, like most of what we do.

We cover the globe on this week's Solid Cat podcast. We learn a little something about Belgium, we compare Antiques Roadshow US vs. Antiques Roadshow UK, Danish TV inadvertently proves that Assassin's Creed is awesome, we talk about questionable Chinese food places including The Chinky Chicky, there's something about the Pope and Batman, and we hail Canada for their campaign against social farting. And in between all that, we question whether we should do our own Loveline, D-mo examines the Mission Impossible like tension when dealing with workplace lunchrooms fridges, Val owns the TARDIS of lunch bags, and also takes way too long to tell her QVC story. This week's hashtag is #sizzlerbitches, and we go on record and say we like libraries, bookstores, and chicken and waffles. Oh, and sausage, and bacon, and hamburgers, and more bacon.

Last week, we said the next Pope should be from Argentina. And wouldn't you know it, they picked the Argentinian. This week, we brag that we called that shite. But there's more on this week's Solid Cat podcast. We salute St. Patrick who drove all the snakes out in his Fiat 500. We wonder if the English re-released the Black Death, and we ponder why they're called Romanians and Romaniacs. And in the course of 30 minutes, we go from Pope Francis to llama porn (be sure to check out Alpaca Spankers #5). We spit out other forms of blasphemy, and we have a little coffee and cake. On Solid Cat Game Night, we play Who Wants to Be a Millionaire: Pope Edition. We try to earn our Video Games Merit Badge, we wax poetic about Oreos, and we try to explain, what Val calls, "The Fellini of Planetarium Shows." And lastly, D-mo reminds everyone to practice safe spanking - wear a glove. #hotpope