Solid Cat

Like a leave in the wind, so goes this week's Solid Cat. It was a big day for Val and Zoe. D-mo was a car crash hero, sorta. Val is learning German (kudos to Duolingo). ripped jeans need replacin'. Morgan Freeman returns to the show. We talk about a skin thief, and choking a fox; they're not related. D-mo dishes fashion advice, and hails the importance of having your own tailor. We go from the Shewee to a convo about lady bits. We highlight a top notch Little Mermaid tattoo. It's tiki time in the Space Cowboy Kitchen, and we finish with Reading Rainbow. This is Solid Cat.

On the rambling path that is Solid Cat, you never know where we'll end up. No one could have foreseen the adventures on this week's show. Why do banquet halls have some lousy acoustics. Nothing ruins a day like a 6 year old with strep throat. Valerie the Space Cowboy is the life of the party and everyone loves her. She loves year-old candy canes, she ambidextrous, and likes certain things stuck in her teeth. We visit the Dmo-Valerian stables and talk horses. What happened in 1889 and why do we care? People binge-listen to the podcast. A spoonful of sugar (or artificial flavoring) does help the medicine go down. Val is D-mo's favorite pillow. We find out what isn't Val's favorite. Did "Bosom Buddies" in the 80's lead to social acceptance of transvestitism and transsexualism today? Oh, and then there is Gay Thor. This... is Solid Cat.

We finish with hookers, but we start with lightsabers, again, on this week's Solid Cat. You've got to watch out for nerd posers and militant nerds. "I can feel women's eggs drying up in their ovaries as you speak." Let's talk about the guy that created Wonder Woman; let's just say double fisting is involved. "Making it into puppetry, that's where it went awry." We talk about a killer's love connection. We salute the James Beard Award winners. And they are double-cocking in France. From the Dojo, we talk about pillow fights... for a good 4 minute bit. Sexytime with D-mo and Val returns and we talk porn preferences vs. real-life preferences, and D-mo says "Dead Sea Scrotums." Also returning is Solid Cat Game Night. Chocolate chip cookies should really be the official cookie of the United States. There is a Mariachi Magician, and the greatest goal celebration in soccer, ever. We discuss horn etiquette and turkey gloves. Did we really pack all this into one episode? Yes we did. This is Solid Cat.

Solid Cat's comedy is so organic, you can get it for $12.95 at Whole Foods. On this week's show, we learn that kids love the Force at the Jedi Training Academy. There were lightsabers for everybody at Solid Cat, and be forewarned, them bitches leave bruises. On top of that, we have a Nerd Alert. Dine with us at the New Wave Restaurant and experience the 80's with a Wham! Burger. Mr. Popadick wants to say hello. Saucy Siri returns with a lot of snark and a new poetry slam. Ten Things with Val features museums that shouldn't exist but do. We visit the Boysenberry Festival at Knott's Berry Farm. We make a mind-boggling good hummus dip in the Space Cowboy Kitchen. Our salute to the awesome is truly awesome. And we finish with a bombshell involving pickle chips. You learn something new every day. Especially here. This is Solid Cat!

This is the episode of Solid Cat you'll want to tell your friends about. It's the greatest collection of unscripted and natural tangents and seques collected, and it comes full circle. First off, it's daytime. D-mo is glad we don't have flying cars. Learn the greatest insult ever. Animal husbandry leads to questions about doggie porn, with cameos from Larry the Cable Guy and John Ratzenburger. Hear how a normal horse date would go, and know that everyone needs to have a gelding friend. Val says, "I've seen someone jack off an elephant." We toss a shout out to the #BakerThermometer and the Highway Vibe is a friendly voice on the way to Vegas. We enjoy some car tipping. People are getting engaged at the old ballpark. There is a classy steroids to absinthe segue. Val hates audience participation. In Sexytime, we talk foot fetishs, and then all hell breaks loose. D-mo suggested weird sex acts is like taking a foreign language; not a waste, you learned something new, and found out you're not a fan of it: "It's like Rosetta Stone... but will balls in your ass." But then we learn the cleansing power of pancakes. Nothing soothes questions sexual choices like a short stack from IHOP. And that's before we ever get into the Thai job (still don't know what that is). Some shows are misses, and some are hits. This one? This was a "you sunk my battleship!" hit. This is Solid Cat.

Like glitter from a stripper that you just can't off you, it's Solid Cat! On tap this week: Can we reschedule April's Fool Day to random days in April? Time-Life Music infomercials are EPIC. Baker Street is the greatest bait-and-switch in musical history. Freddie Mercury is not Zoolander. "That guy makes Mariah Carey look like Cirque du Soleil." Books bound in human skin... or are they? The return of the Solid Cat Movie Review. The Grove in Los Angeles smells like cologne, a lot of it, courtesy the clientele. We review the Cheese Dog from Top Round in the Space Cowboy Kitchen. We tell you where to see celebs in L.A. so you can stop asking us. Things you didn't know where invented by women, and a mysterious Japanese benefactor. This week's episode is packed like a meat bazaar... this is SOLID CAT!

Solid Cat is quaketacular as we rock and roll this week's episode. D-mo woefully botches a historical reference on the Treaty of Versailles. We have a sad case of animal rape, but an uplifting take of the sheep-shearing Olympics. Assassin's Creed makes a return. Visit the website and meet the Solid Cat All-Stars. General Apology Time. Then we enter the "Age of the Celebrity Chef" and take foodie on Vegas and Michelin stars. Apparently chefs err on the side of innovation with fossilized Mongolian horse dung. There are also cupcake vending machines. Solid Cat is proud to be part of Nerdpocalypse. There is a bridal shower recap, a bit of Fair Play, and does Val's hair look like George Washington's? Some days were funny; other days were just chatty. This may be one of those "other" days. But hey, this is Solid Cat.

Solid Cat Podcast straps on the feedbag and eats up on this week's episode. Joined again by Big Daddy Dave, D-mo and Dave recall their visit to Las Vegas where they ate across town. It was quite the culinary tour. In the return of the Space Cowboy Kitchen, D-mo and Val review the Chocolate Cake Shake. We have some frozen hot chocolate. And we talk salsa. A podcast of food excess is bound to be titled "Overindulgence." But wait, there's more. D-mo coughs a lot. Dave got a haircut. Casinos are to homogenized. It's Solid Cat Game Night. Spontaneous humanity happens. And Val wants to be a blacksmith. We wanted everyone to bring their "C" game, and boy did we. This is Solid Cat!

It's raining on this week's Solid Cat. In other news, Val is a would-be novelist, D-mo is a would-be pamphleteer. We discover America's Funniest Home Videos was YouTube, before YouTube was YouTube. "You'll get yours in the parking lot." D-mo blows his nose very loudly, and in public places. Should D-mo go to Vegas with his best friend... and a bunch of college cheerleaders. #JohnSmith Val's animated crush is InuYasha. D-mo can be your personal muse. We talk Guardians of the Galaxy, which transitions to Wonder Woman. D-mo has been advised not to disparage the French in his next gig. Solid Cat Game Night returns, and we talk airport carpets. Because why not? This is Solid Cat!

All cookies, all the time on this week's Solid Cat. Speaking of which, where the hell are the Girl Scout cookies this year? D-mo loves the Samoas, Val loves the Thin Mints. Cookie name changes are stupid, and it feels like everything is a "buddy" now. D-mo drops a bold Oscar prediction, and gives you the best way to win your Oscar office pool. Why is Siri harping on Enchanted? On our Olympic wrap-up, it's become passe to rag on NBC's coverage, but we do it anyway. Val goes off on subpar parents. Trashy news about trash. CHIVAS IS DEAD!!! Ten Common, but Wrong, Science Myths. From the Dojo features sleep and ostriches. "That's the sound of my iPad hitting my face." A little anime corner, as D-mo loves Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex. We talk a little Colorado marijuana. And at the end, D-mo Bobby Browns the podcast. Oh my!