Solid Cat

When in come to Solid Cat, always vote Aye! Finally, we're doing that Ten Things with Val that we've been dancing around for 3 weeks. Is D-mo the Scotland of his office? We have surprisingly full coverage of the Scottish Independence vote (and is D-mo trying to do a Peter Capaldi impersonation?) We have the Ig Nobel prize winners... with fermented sausages. This week's Sexytime deals with accidentally found dildos. From the Dojo asks where our numbers went? It's never too late on this week's Paws Up. You say "It's a life hack," I say "I MacGyver-ed something." If you like a smart discussion about topical subjects, then dial up this "comedy" podcast. We get it. Sometimes we're too clever for our own good; we're Solid Cat!

Solid Cat All-Star Matrice is in the studio for this week's Solid Cat. The innocuous phrase "Stings like the Dickens" leads to a super-sized segment on books and literary classics. D-mo has forgotten more literary classics that most people will ever read. What are our most influential books? The books are ALWAYS better than the movie. Is Stephanie Meyer the most influential author of the early 21st century? (the answer is a resounding YES) Why is NC-17 the kiss of death? Same thing with a G rating. Hey... read to your kids. Penny-farthing! "Do people still do cocaine lines?" D-mo & Val have a relaxing effect on people. And there may be some singing of the Spice Girls. Seriously though, if you like books, you've LOVE this episode of Solid Cat.

Frothy things are always good things, and so is SOLID CAT. This week: did D-mo just compare himself to Mel Torme? "Mistress of Pajamas" really is a boss nickname. What is the Giant Floating Disembodied Head... named Steve? It's Dr. Whoutlander Day, and Val is trying to make that happen. Val is having problems with fingering her apps (wait, what?). There was a lack of Whitesnake jokes where there should have been. The Great Sock Mystery is solved! The world's largest dinosaur is found, and otters are a keystone species (SCIENCE!). Sexytime with D-mo & Val returns... Dutch style. We finish with boobs, boobs, and boobs, and then D-mo gets on his sexy soapbox. Didn't know soapboxes could be sexy? They are on Solid Cat!

On this week's Solid Cat, the show gets taken over by our sister show: Macabre Hour with D-mo & Val. But before donated skulls got us to that point, it was quite the hot mess express. Target & Thai food is a good Saturday night. D-mo went to the gym. Seriously. Val has been consistent with her food logging. Seriously! The show comes to a screeching halt due to a cracked glass. What is Sheeptapus? "Nobody got the whole enchilada?" "Dingoes are Australian coyotes. They didn't call them coyotes because Aussies don't speak Spanish." We have a spirited discussion about Spirited Away. The 8 best running songs. Free cats with every mortgage. But the show really excels under the Macabre Hour bits, featuring D-mo "the Master of Light Beige-ness" and Val "the Mistress of Pajamas." This is Solid Cat... or Macabre Hour?!?!?

Up for an adventure to everywhere and nowhere? Welcome to Solid Cat. Let's lead with Outlander... but let's talk about Assassin's Creed first... and then jump to Twilight (?)... and then on to Outlander. There is a new Doctor Who and he's Scottish. Valerie is too OCD to live in the Big Brother house. Do you need a FaceTime buddy? We're available. Our news is overly-chicken-themed this week, and efficient German justice is doled out. Barnes & Noble graffiti exists. Will D-mo ever do the ice bucket challenge? Chris Pratt has become the fitness icon. The Space Cowboy Kitchen this week is powered by the Outlander Kitchen. We went school supply shopping (hot damn!). D-mo is taking back his desk. We have crickets. Lots of crickets. And wait until Draco's father hears about this. This... being Solid Cat.

On this week's Solid Cat, we go full nerd. But before we do, we talk Medieval cats with flaming backpacks that were actual weaponized felines. Did Weezer create hipsters? Monkey selfies, and side show prohibition. Also is every full moon a supermoon now? However, as this is the Nerdertainment episode, here are the movies/tv shows we reference in today's show: Guardians of the Galaxy; Star Trek; Twilight; Iron Man; Thor; Captain America; Agents of SHIELD; Agent Carter; Arrow; Flash; LEGO Marvel Heroes; Pirate Fairy; Hemlock Grove; Outlander; Deep Space Nine; Battlestar Galactica; X-Men: Seven Brides for Seven Brothers; Chasing Amy; License to Kill; Daredevil; and Dawn of Justice. That's gotta be like a record. I'm not sure, but this is, for sure, Solid Cat.

It's D-mo's 40th Birthday celebration on Solid Cat! We start with Shakespeare and we finish with German Expressionism, but in the middle... we're podcasting in the daytime (shock), Val sounds like a southern belle when off air, and Val is the personification of the Dead Sea. Romeo is a whiny little bitch. Zoe interrupts us, repeatedly. We people watch at the theatre. We talk Wonder Woman, and the Great Alaskan Bush Company. We have hot volleyball players and accident penis amputations. For his birthday, D-mo had a celebratory birthday at Jack in the Box. There is a muscular guy at the pool, and we discuss Howard-Hughes-isms. Val has a hippie mom and a sailor dad. We hit two museums and reference a third. We recite our General Apology, and share some motivational memes. "Why am I slow clapping?" This is Solid Cat.

It's the Season 3 Premiere of Solid Cat. Our hometown of Pico Rivera, California, is the UNDISPUTED World Champion of illegal fireworks. If we can't stop the influx of illegal fireworks, what chance to we have against drugs and guns. Valerie says North Carolina is "Virginia's Mexico." In the World Cup, D-mo asks "How do say, 'taken behind the woodshed,' in Portuguese?" We have an absolute gem about jizz from ESPN's Tommy Smyth. We talk about the real ass-ball-huggy-thingy; it's like a schlong sling. Mel Brooks has ruined D-mo, as he now channels Peter Boyle. We talk about a Bob Hope movie (???). Meat falls off the back of a truck, and we have marble vaginas and bad German accents. Val regales with tales of the sweet melody of cats in heat. We have villains holding koalas and frozen burritos, inspired by Disney's Frozen. And now, we dance - *umtzz*umtzz*umtzz* This is Solid Cat... SEASON THREE!

Solid Cat is orgasmic this week. Why? Well, most people, after sex, they cuddle. What do we do? We podcast! Val is hungover but had the best day ever. We revisit Dave Coulier. We talk international sporting events: first the Quidditch Global Games, and then the World Cup. Did someone find Dracula's grave? D-mo shows an unnatural amount of love for New Mexico, the Land of Enchantment. Finnish babies sleep in cardboard boxes. The Solid Cat audience determine the winner in Levi's vs. Wrangler... or do they? D-mo utters the phrase "ass ball huggy," when the phrase he was looking for was "form-fitting." We talk up French knickers. We bust out some Dole Whip in the Kitchen, as once again, we talk pineapples. We then stumble into some quasi-serious immigration talk, and then stumble into some quasi-legit motivational words (no, not ass ball huggy). This is Solid Cat!

The newly rebranded D-mo "the Spirit of Aloha" joins Val the Space Cowboy on this week's Solid Cat. First up, pineapples. Lot of them. Can't get enough of the King of the Fruits. Val is literally squeezing the juices out of them. We're going to make our own Dole Whip, and the pineapple clock radio has a nasty snooze button. There's a random The Tick reference. The Middle East loves the bosom. "...speaking of Balls-in-Your-Face Johnson" leads to random Balls Mahoney reference. Yes, the ECW wrestler. The Danger Diva says she's fast, but the Flash is faster. Triple Crown sour grapes leads to Horse Racing Chat with D-mo & Val. "I've been on the forefront of bacon love before there was even a bacon bandwagon." The 17 best restaurants names ever. The 10 most impactful movies to the film industry. You should always stay through the movie credits... it's a gold mine of comedy. There is a 6-year-old fight to the death with accompanying music. My Neighbor Totoro has so many unanswered questions. That leads to Mall Chat with D-mo & Val. And then we finish with a hashtag that Val is actually trying to get going: #summerconfessions This... is Solid Cat.