This episode is from almost two weeks ago. I don't know what we talked about, but I bet we covered how bad and dumb things are for a significant portion of the episode.

You know what it is. We drink, we talk shit about the president, we comment on this absolutely absurd timeline we exist on, we endorse Charles Booker for Senate.

3/4 of the dads are back as Clint makes his triumphant return. We get to continue our conversation from last week with someone who isn't white or straight, which is probably pretty good. We also get to marvel at the timeline we're on being one that includes NASCAR being a beacon of social progress in society.

In these desolate times filled with despair, a phoenix has risen from the ashes. That's right, the goddamn dads are back at it again. We had to hit that two-man combowombo this go-round, so Josh and Alex do their best to tackle all of the issues and events that have happened since we last recorded an episode, which was almost three months ago. That's right, we're talking COVID-19, what the hell we do in our free time these days, and of course the most important topic in the world right now; the modern civil rights movement that we are all witnessing and participating in.

Two out of four dads made it. One is on a milk carton, the other crossed state borders like an absolute #GalaxyBrain. However, the amazing BG Cheese Queen filled in. We talked about cheese (obvs), our current state of crisis, cosplaying as Chernobyl employees, dinosaurs sounds, and some other good stuff.

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Uploading this thang about a week late, but the trio was present and accounted for as the search from something named C.W. continues. We debated the best bottled water, the best game on each game console, discussed COVID-19 aka the Boomer Doomer aka the Senior Deleter, and found a new hero from across the pond.

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Josh rejoins the gang; C.W. still has not. The gang debates the merit of bite-size candy bars, talks Alex's new obsession, discusses die cast car racing, people who aggressively shit at work, and talk the latest politics. This episode was sponsored by Cherry Pickin' Ministries where you get to pick what matters to you and throw all the other crap in the trash.

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Another dad has turned his back on the group as only Clint and Alex wanted to spend time with their friends this week. Team Whealey talked about the sensation you get in your dingus when you go downhill very fast, what happens to astronaut "stuff" when they're in space, whether flats or drums are better, and our usual touch on politics.

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If you follow our Facebook page, you would know that we put out an ad for someone to be a C.W. who actually shows up. We hired a temp named Charlie, a dear friend of the podcast who has absolutely no idea where he exists in the pecking order of mother nature. Alex tells us what it means to order a large haircut, the gang discusses sightseeing in less fortunate communities, and our insane friend who uses his own knife in restaurants.

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Heyyyyyy posting this almost a full week after recording so I don't know what we talked about again! Based on the image I do remember something about being paralyzed and blinking to communicate being one of the greatest horrors we've ever comprehended. Probably some updates on our Boomer Corvette guy cosplay. Go buy Clint's books at clintsbooks.com! Go buy Josh a chair at smile.amazon.com/seizurereducingchair! Go buy Alex another bottle of whiskey to drink on the podcast at whiskey. Buy us a new C.W. at friendswhowillneverletusdown.gov!

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