We're sadly without a Carl this week, but the dads keep it nice and inappropriate anyway.  Conversation topics include: our first ever email write-in suggestion (which is better, The Office or Parks & Rec), not saying "I'm sorry" if you don't mean it, viewing 80s action movies through a queer lens, and the weird-ass stuff Marilyn Monroe ate. 

We're excited to be at full strength again as our gay prodigal dad returns. The dads discuss goofy breakups, crusty socks, how comedy movies completely suck (with a couple of notable exceptions), Josh issues a correction, and C.W. finally thinks we made a good episode.

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We're at 75% strength this week as Clint called in sick. Three straight white guys talk about the thickness of paper, the Mandela Effect, their shitty neighbor, and recap their Hot Ones experience from last weekend while re-trying a 660,000 Scoville sauce.

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The boys are back in town, and Carl makes his triumphant return after his 30-minute hiatus last week. We have a spirited debate on ranking seasons, talk some shit about crystals/essential oils/horoscopes, discuss the things that make us cringe the most, and mentally prepare for Alex's wife's birthday, where she has chosen to spice up our b-holes with a Hot Ones wing challenge.

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I'm not gonna lie to you, even we aren't that proud of this one. Alex and C.W. fixate on NFL running backs for some reason. We also debate some listener-generated topics and place each other on the alignment system. We'll do better next time, promise.

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The boys jack the energy up to 11 and somehow stay coherent as we discuss the most hotly debated topic in the history of our friendship. Turns are tabled, stabs are backed. Is a hot dog a sando? Only your heart knows your truth.

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Clint recounts his most absurd day as a motel manager (not a hotel, we keep it sleazy). There's spritzspray and fire. Alex talks about his recent encounter with the drunkest person he's ever met. C.W. keeps us all hype except Josh, who was a sleepy bitch.

BUT, we made it to our 10th episode, which we feel is at least 10x better than our first.

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Clara is out in these streets, killing rabbits, whining in the background of our podcast, and sitting in laps. As the rule goes, she is a good girl and we will not hear any arguments on the subject.

Check this out: I remembered the content of an episode. We discuss Bob Lazar, Area 51, and the recent movement to invade this place, amongst other things. We are down a C.W. in the first half (NOT GONNA LIE, THEY HAD US IN THE FIRST HALF.meme). He does eventually show up though. Only dude I know taking PTO from a podcast.

The good news: We're almost caught up to where we are in the real world, calendar wise. The bad news: My memory still did not recall wtf we talked about. If it hasn't become apparent, we do partake in adult beverages whilst recording.