I'll be honest, I don't remember a damn thing about this episode. I bet it's funny though. If you don't agree, I can't believe you made it through five episodes already.

Honest Abe is going to haunt your dreams... Sexually. Josh finally said a thing that has never been said before. Truly, a historical day. Will it go down in infamy? Probably not, because we get a little more serious as Clint leads the way through the LGBT+ world.

All I remember from this is the dang title. But, the title is maybe the single funniest line that has been uttered out loud. If you don't laugh when C.W. says this, this podcast may not be for you.

Technical difficulties stopped this one at a little over an hour, so have fun listening to Alex ramble about ways to have fun in the Army.

We recorded this so long ago that I don't even remember what we talked about. Based on the title, Miss Dorothy put her compression sock on the doorknob when she was banging it out.