Somebody Save Me: The Official, but MOSTLY Unofficial, Smallville Podcast

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The Calm Before The Storm

This week we have special guests The Kieslich Brothers to join us for the season finale to talk about their time growing up in Kansas. Other topics include how Whitney sucks again, Clark doesn't deserve Chloe, Pete's date is actually real and Lionel giving us a glimpse of his inner evil.

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Welcome to this week's episode of That's So Lana!

Lana, a well renowned Pre-Cog (nods to our Minority Report fans), obtains a temporary ability to see from the eyes of our villain. We've also come to the conclusion that we are Whitney fans and Lana doesn't deserve him. During this episode we see Chloe get kidnapped, Clark ruining the Torch, Pete bragging way too much and a worn out Lex/Jon feud.

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Welcome to the Crush Zone!

Adam Brody guest stars as the villain, Justin Gaines, this week at Smallville High. Chloe crushes on Justin, Whitney is crushing Lana, Clark is crushing himself and Kwan crushes a student's body with his car.

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Vote 4 Queen Bee!

The electoral bug has stung Smallville High School this week as Clark runs for class president. In other news, Chloe investigates killer bees, Lana fights The Beanery and the dumbest reporter attempts to swindle Lex.

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Theme of the Week: Old People and the Art of Letting Go

Tyler, aka PainKiller, has arrived in Smallville to relieve the elderly of their pain and suffering. While elderly abuse is happening, Clark and Jon break up over a fishing trip, Lex gets audited by his dad, Lana continues to be a bad girlfriend and Whitney would rather shoot hoops than see his dying father.

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Ryan the Mind Reader & his Evil Guardians

This week Smallville introduces new character Ryan James as he makes his first appearance as the mind-reading orphan that Martha hits with her car. Clark and Chloe decide to investigate Ryan's past while Lex contemplates a job offer from his father.

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Jon the Groper & Lana the Wet: Who is turned on more?

This week Dr. Hamilton resurrects an extinct flower that makes people horny, angry and go into comas. Clark attempts to contain himself with the new Lana, Lex searches for a cure and Chloe just wants to do a school project. Oh, and Pete sucks!

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A Night at the Club Zero

This week the Two Nerds get to finally discuss the infamous story behind Lex's Club Zero incident that caused him to be moved Smallville. While Lex has his past catch up to him, Lana is stressing over The Talon's grand opening and Chloe finally gets a reason to investigate Clark's childhood.

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TIME TO GET EXTREEEEEEEEME!!!

Whitney is down bad this week as he meets some cool new bros who like to party, get sick tats and occasionally walk through walls. Lana decides to grow up and make a business proposal to Lex while Clark attempts to be a detective without Chloe.

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