Somebody Save Me: The Official, but MOSTLY Unofficial, Smallville Podcast

Chemistry Camp's MVP: Eric "The Inhaler" Marsh

Freak of the week returns for this episode with the introduction of Eric Marsh, played by Zachary Ty Bryan (Home Improvement, F&F: Tokyo Drift). Eric commits a LuthorCorp robbery that Clark happens to witness, which brings more trouble to the Kents and also lures Lionel back into town. Meanwhile, Chloe breaks off her friendship with Clark and Jennifer Smalls returns to make Lana's life even worse.

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Smallville's Men Ain't Sh*t!

This week Clark deals with the consequences of hurting some college kids in front of the new sheriff after they attempted to assault Lana at The Talon. Anson Mount (Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, Inhumans) special guest stars as Paul Hayden, the former ex of Helen Bryce, and seems to have a sinister agenda after showing up in Smallville.

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The Two Best Alien Friends Anyone Could Have

Smallville High welcomes the new student, Cyrus Krupp, with "open arms" aka bullying. Clark decides to befriend Cyrus after finding out he could be from another planet. Cyrus will soon realize being friends with Clark comes with a death wish, as well as saving Whitney's old horse (thanks Lana).

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Kal-El, the Last Son of Krypton

Christopher Reeves (Superman: The Movie) special guest stars as Smallville original character Virgil Swann. After unlocking a secret to Krypton's history in the cave, Clark gets a mysterious letter from a "friend" who may know more of Clark's alien origins.

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Breaking News: Martha and Clark get sick

Martha and Clark come down with the meteor rock flu...that's fatal. Jon is sad because he has to do all the work now, so he fights to find a cure. Lex shows how he's the worst boyfriend. Chloe turns a new pathetic leaf.

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Lucas Luthor, the OTHER other L.L.

This week the prodigal Luthor son returns, and it's all Lex's fault. Paul Wesley (The Vampire Diaries) special guest stars as Lucas Luthor, Lionel's illegitimate son. Lucas ends up stirring up some new trouble in the Luthor household while Clark is on his worst behavior, which isn't helping anyone.

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Nicodemus Pt. II: Adrenaline Rush

The Kieslich Brothers join us again as our special guests this week to discuss the parasitic "rush" that is coming from the cave. As Pete and Chloe get infected, Clark gets caught between saving his friends and saving his date with Lana. Lex hires a new linguist to begin research on the cave.

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Smallville Mysteries: Who Shot Lionel Luthor?

Our buddy Jor-Don joins us this week to discuss the attempted murder of Lionel Luthor. With plenty of suspects, Jonathan seems to be the one getting framed for the crime and Clark is determined to find out who the real culprit is, even if that means demanding things from his friends (once again).

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#TheHostageOffice

Riddle us this: Lionel makes Lex mad. Martha makes Jon mad because of Lionel. Jon makes Clark sad because of Martha and Lionel. Martha and Lionel get kidnapped because of Lex's revenge plan against Lionel. Who sucks the most?

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Whitney is back and acting kind of like...Tina Greer?

Eric Johnson special guest stars as his season one character, Whitney Fordman, with some new brain damage and an addiction to Lana. Clark investigates Whitney's strange behavior. Lex struggles with the walls of his heart with his new lady Dr. Helen Bryce.

Lizzy Caplan (Mean Girls, Hot Tub Time Machine) also returns for her final appearance as Smallville original season one character Tina Greer.

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