Somebody Save Me: The Official, but MOSTLY Unofficial, Smallville Podcast

Smallville Presents: Perry White, That Drunk Guy

An alcoholic and washed out Perry White witnesses Clark's super abilities, then blackmails him to get a news story. Clark begins to understand the importance of the sun and its effects on his body. Lex and Lana try to do everything to get Perry out of town.

Michael McKean (Better Call Saul, This is Spinal Tap) makes an appearance as DC Comics original character Perry White.

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Theme of the week: Freddy Krueger meets Inception

We have a very high farm boy by the name of Clark Kent that tries to solve the dream mystery that's blurring his reality. Oh, and Lex is crying to daddy Lionel about seeing a psychiatrist.

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Ku Klux Van...?

After an unknown shooter prevents Lana's murder at the hands of a meteor-infected classmate, Clark and Chloe find out the shooter is a fellow student with a personal vendetta against meteor freaks.

Jesse Metcalfe (John Tucker Must Die, Desperate Housewives) special guest stars as Smallville's original character Van McNulty.

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Kal and the Jar of Blood

After a brief tussle with Jonathan, Clark returns back home to Smallville only to be tracked down by Metropolis crime boss Morgan Edge. While Clark deals with his consequences, Lionel and Helen are shocked to see that Lex has returned from the grave.

Rutger Hauer (Blade Runner, Sin City) makes his final appearance as DC Comics original character Morgan Edge.

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The Summer of Kal

Three months have passed by for Smallville without Clark and the city of Metropolis is paying for it. A Metropolis crime boss, Morgan Edge, has found out about "Kal" and his special skills. Meanwhile, the Luthors seem to be having their fair share of drama as Helen appears to be alive and Lex is presumed dead.

Rutger Hauer (Blade Runner, Sin City) makes his first appearance as DC Comics original character Morgan Edge.

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Capping off this rollercoaster of a season with another award show segment hosted by the usual Two Nerds with returning special guest, Bash, who will be the deciding vote during our ceremony.

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Destiny has arrived and Clark is not about it...

After a message from his biological father, Jor-El, Clark attempts to avoid the start of his Kryptonian destiny so he can be with Lana. Lex tells Clark he's not having a wedding and then still has a wedding. Lionel creates a duplicate of Clark's spaceship key, except with kryptonite. Chloe finally nominates herself on being Villain of the Season.

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THE DAY IS COMING!

Clark and Lana officially kiss this week right before Dr. Walden awakes from his coma and hunts down Clark to kill him. Helen Bryce's office gets robbed. Lex hosts the rehearsal dinner for his wedding that Chloe isn't invited to. Lionel begins his own research on the caves.

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Smallville's Haunting of Emily Dinsmore

This week the story takes its first dive into one of the classic tropes: clones. Lana's past catches up to her after a childhood friend, Emily, appears to have risen from the dead.

Neil Flynn (Scrubs, Mean Girls) special guest stars as Emily's father, Pete Dinsmore. (just what we needed...another Pete)

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Chemistry Camp's MVP: Eric "The Inhaler" Marsh

Freak of the week returns for this episode with the introduction of Eric Marsh, played by Zachary Ty Bryan (Home Improvement, F&F: Tokyo Drift). Eric commits a LuthorCorp robbery that Clark happens to witness, which brings more trouble to the Kents and also lures Lionel back into town. Meanwhile, Chloe breaks off her friendship with Clark and Jennifer Smalls returns to make Lana's life even worse.

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