Somebody Save Me: The Official, but MOSTLY Unofficial, Smallville Podcast

Villain of the Week: Ian "Two-Timing" Randall

Jonathan Taylor Thomas (Home Improvement, Lion King) guest stars in this episode as the overachieving student, Ian Randall. Clark begins to suspect Ian after he starts dating Lana AND Chloe at the same time. Jon's broken leg is ruining his family. Lex finds himself a new boo.

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Stray, Part II: The Return of Ryan James

Season 1 character, Ryan James, makes another appearance this week when Clark saves him from illegal experiments at Summerholt. Ryan shows his lack of personal mind-space, Lana gets some more family drama and Lex shows us he's a real comic nerd.

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#AdoptionDrama

A lady named Rachel decides to terrorize the town by claiming Clark is her and Lionel's illegitimate child, causing some Kent family secrets to be revealed. Meanwhile, Lana creates some drama of her own and finds the man that could be her biological father.

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New Cheerleader. New Principal. New Grandpapa.

This week a cheerleader is sucking the youth out of the students, the new Principal Reynolds gives Clark a hard time, Martha's father visits the Kent farm and Lana investigates her mother's past.

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Welcome Sir Byron, the Pirate of Poetry

This week Sean Faris (Never Back Down) special guest stars as Smallville's nocturnal kid, Byron. We get to discuss Byron's awesome home-life, how Clark is acting desperate, Lana bragging about her secret admirer and Lionel grabbing a hot new assistant.

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Now introducing: RED METEOR ROCK

This week Clark gives a nice personality switch due to Smallville High's new class rings. Clark makes his move on Lana, flirts with the new "bad girl" student, calls his parents poor and bullies a blind man.

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What'd you find, Pete?

Pete's newfound discovery causes a rift between Clark and puts himself on a collision course with the jittery Dr. Hamilton. Lana is avoiding Nell at home. Lex hates his dad even more now that he's blind.

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IT'S GETTING HOTT IN HEEERRRREE!

Welcome to the Sweat Fest. This week a heatwave hits Smallville and fast tracks Clark's puberty stage to develop a new power: HEAT VISION. As he gets his new power under control, Clark has to deal with Lex's new fiancé who seems to have a special ability of her own.

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New season, new personalities, new idiots.

Welcome back to Smallville! This is the town that can't be hit by a tornado because the established personalities and logic of everyone goes out the window. Villain of the week: Jon and Roger's "friendship".

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BONUS EPISODE!

BEST & WORST MOMENTS.

NEW EQUIPMENT.

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