Somebody Save Me: The Official, but MOSTLY Unofficial, Smallville Podcast

Meteor Freak of the Week: Sharp Knife Boy aka T-1000 Rip-Off

We continue right where last week left off as Clark and Lois team up to find Chloe, who they believe is still alive. General Sam Lane shows up to prevent his daughter, Lois, and Clark from exposing the truth behind this conspiracy...only to find out that Lex and the General teamed up to hide Chloe from Lionel's new meteor freak. Oh, and we get more of Lana's new relationship with Jason...cool.

Michael Ironside (Starship Troopers, Total Recall) special guest stars as DC Comics original character General Sam Lane.

Erica Durance (Saving Hope) returns as recurring and DC Comics original character Lois Lane.

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"I am Kal-El of Krypton. It is time to fulfill my destiny."

Special guest host, Bash, returns for the season four premiere!

Clark Kent makes his return to Smallville, butt-naked, with all of his memories wiped from his mind. As she drives into town to solve Chloe's death, Lois Lane finds the lost Clark and delivers him to Martha, who attempts to recover her son's memories while Jon remains in a coma (classic). Lex barely survives his assassination attempt and is looking to recover mysterious artifacts. Lana has a new boyfriend in Paris, Jason, but stumbles upon a mysterious symbol while cheating on her art project.

Jensen Ackles (Supernatural, The Boys) makes his first appearance as the season four recurring character Jason Teague.

Erica Durance (Saving Hope) makes her debut as DC Comics original character Lois Lane.

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Season Awards already? DAMN RIGHT!

We're back with a lot of nominations and arguments for round three, so buckle up and enjoy your weekly ride with the Two Nerdy Idiots.

New categories and nominations have been brought to you by your usual lovely hosts and even some from our amazing fans. Thank you again!

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That's not your cousin, Clark...

The Two Nerdy Idiots have finally reached the end of season three, with our good friend Jesse (half of the Kieslich Bros) joining us again as guest host for this week's review.

A mysterious girl, Kara, approaches the Kent family and reveals she is also from Krypton and is on a mission to bring Clark back to Jor-El. To add more to his plate, Clark offers to testify against Lionel, finds out about Lex's secret room and finally says his goodbye to Lana...or does he?

Adrianne Palicki (The Orville, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Friday Night Lights) special guest stars as Kara.

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The Return of Emily Dinsmore

Smallville treats us to a mid penultimate episode this week as we get the return of Emily Dinsmore, who has now aged six years since we last saw her. Now under the name of "Emma", Emily decides to prevent Lana from leaving to Paris by taking a page out of the kidnapping book. Clark plans to tell Lana his secret (again), Lex works with Chloe to get Lionel arrested (yay) and Pete comes to reality with his parents' divorce (ugh).

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Now entering: Jeremiah Bullfrog!

Lots of things this week...

Prof. Joseph Willowbrook returns with another Kawatche student (this guy is weird) to meet with Lionel Luthor about an artifact. The student, Jeremiah, steals the "Starblade" from Lionel and grants himself powers similar to Clark's. Jeremiah, believing he's part of a Kawatche prophecy, goes on a mission to kill Lionel. Ready for more? Pete keeps yelling at Chloe for talking. Lana gets her acceptance letter to Paris, but then gets mad at Lex for attempting to sell The Talon (LOL). There's still more... We go over an official deleted scene that confirms this is Clark's 17th birthday episode!

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The Return to Summerholt

Smallville gives us some superb content this week as we finally get to the root cause of the twisted and broken Luthor family. At Summerholt, Lex and Dr. Gardner have been working together for weeks to recall Lex's lost memories. When Clark learns about this he decides to tattle to Lionel to get Lex to stop, but Lionel turns the tables on Clark for his own agenda (get roasted C.K.).

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And the truth will set you free...P S Y C H E!

After breaking in the LuthorCorp lab Chloe accidentally gets exposed to an experimental Kryptonite gas that allows her to get the truth from people she talks to, even coming close to finding out Clark's secret. Unbeknownst to Chloe, the exposure has deadly side effects, so Clark tries to find a cure. We also find out Lana has special hidden talents (no she doesn't) because she applied to an art school in Paris.

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Father, Dad & Daddy

Clark finds out Jor-El is speaking to John through the spaceship key, causing John to act out of character (kind of). Clark investigates the cave with the key, prompting Lionel to quit his suicide attempt (ok?) and to double down on his Clark Kent obsession. Dr. Virgil Swann returns to offer Clark another message, but also to strike a deal with Lionel. Oh, and Lana gets used by Clark again (HA HA).

Christopher Reeves (Superman: The Movie) returns for his final appearance as Smallville's original character Dr. Virgil Swann.

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Teen Crisis on Infinite Hotlines

While helping Pete at the Teen Crisis Hotline, Clark receives a phone call from Lana in the future who ends up being killed by Adam (LOL). In the present day Lana is fine, but Adam sets himself loose after killing Dr. Teng. Lex begins his relationship with the FBI and Lionel reveals a spicy secret about himself.

Ian Somherhalder (The Vampire Diaries) returns for his final appearance as Smallville's original character Adam Knight.

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