Somebody Save Me: The Official, but MOSTLY Unofficial, Smallville Podcast

R.I.P. Alicia Baker. WE LOVE YOU!

After being cured of her mental illness, Alicia Baker is released from Belle Reve and immediately reconnects with Clark to apologize. The two slowly fall in love with each other, but things start to get wild (again). Lana thinks Jason broke up with her because she's not putting out. Lionel makes his return to the Luthor mansion, and Lex isn't buying his new "messiah" ideology. Multiple murder attempts start to happen and everyone blames Alicia, with even Clark questioning her actions. Genevieve Teague returns and offers Lex information about Lionel's release in order to spy on Jason and Lana's relationship. However, Lex secretly flips her proposal and instead offers Jason an opportunity to work together. Lastly, Chloe finds out about Clark's super secret, thanks Alicia <3

Sarah Carter (Falling Skies, The Flash) makes her return and final appearance as Smallville original character Alicia Baker.

Erica Durance (Saving Hope) returns again as DC Comics original character Lois Lane.

Jane Seymour (Wedding Crashers) returns again as Smallville original character Genevieve Teague, Jason's mother.

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Smallville's very own fear gas/toxin. Shout out Scarecrow!

Time to show what happens when Lex has too much free time on his hands. After Lex and his employees cause a meteor rock experiment to go wrong, the whole town gets exposed to LuthorCorp's version of a "fear gas". One-by-one, starting with Jason, our main characters dive into their worst fears and then, eventually, into a coma (HAHA). "How will Clark Kent be able to save the day this time", you ask? The only logical answer: he offers Lex his blood (btw, it's not logical).

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Sex. Murder. Smallville.

After Lex gets framed for murder he does everything to try to save himself and his reputation. Unfortunately, Clark Kent is an old fashioned gentleman cowboy and doesn't allow for one night stands, so he gets mad at Lex and goes to Lionel for help in the investigation. In other news, Jason's mom pays a visit to Lana after Lana dreams about her in 17th century France.

Cobie Smulders (How I Met Your Mother, The Avengers) special guest stars as Smallville original character/villain Shannon Bell.

Jane Seymour (Wedding Crashers) makes her first special guest appearance as Jason Teague's mother, Genevieve Teague.

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Hocus Pocus: The Smallville Edition

Lana gets possessed by her ancestor Countess Isobel Thoreaux through a Kryptonian book, filled with AIDs blood, that she got from eBay (LOL). The Countess brings out her fellow 17th century sister witches through Chloe and Lois, right before Chloe's birthday party, in order to fulfill their ancient quest: obtain the Stones of Power. Meanwhile, Clark is just trying to hang out with the football scout from Princeton, but guess what...magic affects our boy C.K.!

Erica Durance (Saving Hope) returns again as DC Comics original character Lois Lane.

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Smallville Presents: Mr. Mxyzptlk, the Gambling Addict

A new foreign exchange student, named Mikhail, appears to have the ability to alter someone's luck...and maybe a gambling addiction. After Clark injures another player during the semi-finals, caused by Mikhail, Clark teams up with Chloe to find out what's really going on before everyone thinks he's on steroids and then forced to cancel the championship game. Also, Lex does something not so very chill that threatens Lana and Jason's inappropriate relationship.

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Freaky Friday: The Smallville Edition

This week Lionel tries to swap bodies with Lex in prison, but ends up accidentally swapping with Clark instead. Now that he's Lionel, Clark has to figure out a way to get his body back and avoid getting beat up at the same time by the aggressive prisoners. Meanwhile, Lionel is ruining Clark's life and relationships one-by-one, except, nobody feels bad for Lana (she deserves it).

Margot Kidder (Superman: The Movie) makes her first appearance as Smallville original character Bridgette Crosby.

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Smallville Presents: The Scarlet Speedster

Clark Kent crosses paths with a kid named Bart Allen, a.k.a. The Flash? Kid Flash? Impulse? WHO KNOWS?! The boys start to get along while also mixing themselves up with Lex, who has just come across a piece of a Russian manuscript with hidden Kryptonian secrets. Also, Jon is really needing a bro to hang with. Oh, and Lana argues with Jason about her tramp stamp. Real neat stuff.

Kyle Gallner (Smile, Scream 5) makes his first appearance as DC Comics original character Bart Allen, a.k.a. The Flash / Impulse.

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Love Potion No. 9: The Smallville Edition

Smallville does a 180 this week when a skanky student named Mandy, and her psycho cheerleaders, begin mixing the football team's Gatorade with a kryptonite love potion. This starts a lovely list of issues for our C.K.:

1. He's now the new starting quarterback (YES. Jon is sooo jealous!).2. Chloe and Jason both drink the love potion. Guess which one straddles Clark?3. Lex tries to regain Clark's friendship...with garbage.

Erica Durance (Saving Hope) returns again as DC Comics original character Lois Lane.

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Meteor Freak of the Week: Scabby Abby

High school drama makes its proper return with a "new" student named Abigail Fine. Senior year has started with a fresh new face for Abby, courtesy of her plastic surgeon of a mother, but comes with some kryptonite side effects: hallucination kisses. Meanwhile, Lois is forced to enroll at Smallville High because she's dumb, Clark tries out for the football team (take that Jon!) and Jason becomes the new football coach's assistant to be close to Lana (gross).

Michael Ironside (Starship Troopers, Total Recall) returns again as DC Comics original character General Sam Lane.

Erica Durance (Saving Hope) stars as recurring and DC Comics original character Lois Lane.

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Meteor Freak of the Week: Sharp Knife Boy aka T-1000 Rip-Off

We continue right where last week left off as Clark and Lois team up to find Chloe, who they believe is still alive. General Sam Lane shows up to prevent his daughter, Lois, and Clark from exposing the truth behind this conspiracy...only to find out that Lex and the General teamed up to hide Chloe from Lionel's new meteor freak. Oh, and we get more of Lana's new relationship with Jason...cool.

Michael Ironside (Starship Troopers, Total Recall) special guest stars as DC Comics original character General Sam Lane.

Erica Durance (Saving Hope) returns as recurring and DC Comics original character Lois Lane.

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