Somebody Save Me: The Official, but MOSTLY Unofficial, Smallville Podcast

This week Martha Kent comes down with some type of Kryptonian illness that is causing her to lose her life, slowly. Clark, now worried, goes to Dr. Fine in order to find a cure. Unfortunately, Dr. Fine starts to show his true colors after giving Clark strange advice...

James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Runaways) special guest stars as recurring season five character Dr. Milton Fine.

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Welcome to our 100th episode!

After a surprise visit to Lana at Met U leads to cutting his finger on silver kryptonite, Clark begins to suffer from hallucinations and paranoia. He proceeds to wreck the truck for the fourth time (lol), distrust everyone around him except Lana (WHY?!) and even punches his mom (nice). Meanwhile, Lana is now an overnight genius that somehow lands a partner deal with Lex for his secret science projects. GTFO.

James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Runaways) special guest stars as recurring season five character Dr. Milton Fine.

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New week, new murder.

After a dancer gets killed outside a private gentlemen's club Chloe, Lois and Clark investigate in order to find the killer. Concurrently, Senator Jack Jennings comes into town to visit his best friend, Jon, in order to get some help with his new campaign race against Lex Luthor. But Jack's worst problem? He loves strippers a little too much...and one of them just got murdered.

Tom Wopat (Dukes of Hazzard, Jonah Hex) special guest stars as Senator Jack Jennings, a.k.a. Uncle Jack.

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Megan, a.k.a. The Nurse, makes a comeback as our special guest host once again!

We finally get our first Halloween episode, so you know what that means? BRING US THE VAMPIRES! This week Lana decides to pull a fast one on Clark by enrolling into Met U and one of its well-known sororities: Tri-Psi. Little does Lana know is that the entire sorority, and its president Buffy Sanders, has a bad case of Kryptonite bat rabies. Once Lana is initiated, a.k.a. infected, she becomes ten times worse. With the help of Dr. Fine, Clark finds out who has information about this disease and its cure: LuthorCorp.

Carrie Fisher (Star Wars, Episodes IV-VIII) special guest stars as Pauline Kahn, the Daily Planet's editor-in-chief.

James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Runaways) special guest stars as recurring season five character Dr. Milton Fine.

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B R O.

This week we become environmental heroes, bro. You know why? Because THE Arthur Curry, a.k.a. Aquaman, makes his first-live action appearance as the Florida native who beats Clark to Lois' rescue at Crater Lake. After trying to trash Arthur due to his distrust of him, Clark finds out that Lex is behind a military experiment that is threatening the marine life that Arthur cares about. We also get our first appearance of Dr. Milton Fine, Clark's new world history professor, who seems to have a disdain for the Luthors. But does this work in Clark's favor?

Alan Ritchson (Reacher, Titans, Blue Mountain State) special guest stars as original DC Comics character Arthur Curry, a.k.a. Aquaman.

James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Runaways) special guest stars as Dr. Milton Fine.

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The Two Nerdy Idiots are back for a special bonus episode review of the failed Aquaman pilot from 2006, created by the Smallville showrunners, starring Justin Hartley (This is Us, Smallville) as Arthur "Orin" Curry. Join us in this deep dive of A.C.'s life in Mercy Reef, his Atlantis origins and how The Bermuda Triangle makes no sense.

Lou Diamond Phillips (La Bamba, Stand and Deliver) stars as Arthur's father, Thomas Curry.

Ving Rhames (Mission Impossible, Pulp Fiction) stars as McCaffery, the lighthouse keeper.

Adrianne Palicki (The Orville, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Friday Night Lights) stars as Nadia, the ocean siren.

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We go nuclear this week after a "decommissioned" missile silo bunker gets activated for launch by Smallville high graduate, Gabriel Duncan. With previous ties to The Torch, Gabriel warns Chloe of the town's inevitable destruction. With his powers still gone and fresh off a bang bang sesh with Lana, Clark teams up with Chloe in order to stop Gabriel from wiping out the town's population. Meanwhile, Lex continues to monitor his father's behavior in Belle Reve.

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After a breakout at Belle Reve, three convicts head down to Smallville in order find Clark who is their way to get all the Kryptonite juice they could ever need. Unfortunately, Clark doesn't have his powers and will need to do this the old fashioned way: with a brain (Chloe). While this is happening, Lex is trying to find new ways to bug Lana and Chloe about the strange events that have happened in the last couple weeks.

Kenny Johnson (The Shield, S.W.A.T.) special guest stars as Tommy Lee, the leader of the Belle Reve escapees.

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The original season premiere special guest host, Sebastian, joins the Two Nerdy Idiots once again to bring in season five of Smallville.

In the aftermath of the second meteor shower Clark finds himself in his new fortress with Chloe, a new test from Jor-El and two brand new Kryptonian warriors ready to wreck Smallville even more. After Lana witnesses their power she attempts to trap them, but they only want "Kal-El". And Lex? Well let's just say he's asking A LOT of questions and then lying to everyone he talks to.

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The Two Nerdy Idiots are back once again to host round four of the season awards!

We've got a couple new categories and plenty of nominations, some obvious and some quite shocking. Thank you to all the fans who have continued to participate with us each season. You have made our arguments even better. Now come and enjoy the show!

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