Somebody Save Me: The Official, but MOSTLY Unofficial, Smallville Podcast

Somebody Save Me: The Official, but MOSTLY Unofficial, Smallville Podcast

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  • #5.18 - Fragile
    Another orphaned child, another Clark Kent ready to be their dad.
    This week a little girl named Maddie Van Horn is taken to the Kent house after a freak accident killed her foster mother and Martha's chief of staff. Clark finds out Maddie has the ability to control all things glass, something that her biological father passed on to her. Speaking of, her father is out of prison and hunting down Maddie! Also, Chloe decides to have a chat with Lex about what's going on with him and Lana...
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    2 hr 25 min
  • #5.17 - Void
    We've got a Lana Lang special this week! The topic? Overdose into the afterlife.
    Lana isn't taking the break-up too well and gets addicted to a Kryptonite drug that lets her visit her dead parents. As Lana slowly becomes a junkie for death, everyone around her gets involved in order to find the ones supplying the drug to her. Meanwhile, Lionel and Martha talk about going to a government event together...as dates.
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    2 hr 1 min
  • #5.16 - Hypnotic
    Things take a magical turn this week after a new girl named Simone gets hired to hypnotize Clark with her gigantic blue necklace. You know what that means...break up with Lana! As Clark is being controlled, Chloe and Lois try to figure out anything to help break him out this spell. Meanwhile, Lex manages to strike a deal with Dr. Milton Fine after finding him in Honduras investigating extraterrestrial activity.
    James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Runaways) special guest stars as recurring season five character Dr. Milton Fine.
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    2 hr 18 min
  • #5.15 - Cyborg
    After a few weird weeks The Two Nerdy idiots are back with a classic DC character, Cyborg, and his super awesome girlfriend that Lana is obsessed with. A young Victor Stone finds himself resurrected with bionic upgrades after a freak accident "killed" him. As Victor's on the run, Lana hears about his girlfriend and goes on a solo mission to make sure they meet again. Clark is just trying to help Victor get away from evil scientists, Lex is now a certified pathological liar, and Lionel also starts a weird political game with Martha.
    Lee Thompson Young (The Famous Jett Jackson, Rizzoli & Isles) special guest stars as original DC Comics character Victor Stone, a.k.a. Cyborg.
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    1 hr 54 min
  • The Vengeance Chronicles
    The fans asked for it (no they didn't) and we were happy to provide (no we weren't)! The Two Nerdy Idiots bring you another bonus episode this season to review the return of EVERYONE'S FAVORITE "HERO": Andrea Rojas, a.k.a. Angel of Vengeance a.k.a. Acrata a.k.a. The Jack Sparrow of Metropolis.
    Andrea returns from her last appearance in episode thirteen, Vengeance, to leak a story to Chloe about Lex's infamous Level 33.1. Obviously, Chloe is interested and decides to help Andrea leak this story about her and two other colleagues that have hatched a plan to expose Lex's meteor freak experiments to the public.
    Missy Peregrym (Stick It, Rookie Blue, FBI) returns to guest star as her season three character Molly Griggs, a.k.a. Brainwave.
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    1 hr 20 min
  • #5.14 - Tomb
    Discussions contain topics such as sexual assault, suicide and self-harm. This episode review is NSFW! -Little Mikey
    Smallville returns with an old trend: Freak of the Week. This time with a little twist: the freak is already dead! Chloe is on the verge of being institutionalized after cutting herself from being possessed by a random dead girl's ghost. Once fully possessed, Chloe goes after the ghost girl's killer who is still alive. Clark and Lois do their best to help Chloe get back to normal while Lex and Lana try to make her life worse! Meanwhile, Martha is struggling with taking the open senate seat Jon left after his passing.
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    2 hr 7 min
  • #5.13 - Vengeance
    A new vigilante enters Metropolis and saves Martha from being murdered. Although she looks like a hero she seems to have her own personal agenda for revenge. This "Angel of Vengeance" catches the attention of Clark and Chloe, so Clark decides to team up with her in order to avoid the grief of losing his father. Meanwhile, Lionel starts a new game with Lex in order to get control of his company again.
    Denise Quiñones guest stars as the original DC Comics character Acrata.
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    2 hr 13 min
  • #5.12 - Reckoning

    The Two Nerdy Idiots gotta do it big this week for Smallville's 100th episode, so we decided to give you full frontal (video)!

    Clark makes the biggest leap ever by proposing to Lana right after revealing his secret to her at the Fortress of Solitude. Jon and Lex's state senate race comes to a close. A tragic event occurs, taking the life of someone close to Clark. So what does Clark do? Turns back time to make it all even worse. Video review version now available on YouTube!

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    1 hr 29 min
  • #5.11 - Lockdown

    Nothing brings secret lovers closer together than a terrible hostile takeover. Two cops bent on revenge against Lex take him hostage at his mansion for information on the crashed Kryptonian ship. Little do they know is that Lex has a really lame panic room and his best partner-in-crime, Lana Lang. Before Clark eventually goes to help, Jon starts to question Lois and all the new campaign money.

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    2 hr
  • #5.10 - Fanatic

    What's more Halloween than celebrating with a NSFW review of the most epic campaign rally Smallville has ever seen?

    Jon gets further into his senate race against Lex and makes a bold strategy change: nominates Lois as his campaign manager. While Jon makes his moves, so does Martha...with Lionel. On Lex's side, Samantha Drake, president of the Students for Lex, devotes herself to Lex's victory by any means possible. Oh, "what about Clark?" you ask? Well, he's too busy thinking of excuses to not have sex with Lana.

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    1 hr 42 min

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