Somebody Save Me: The Official, but MOSTLY Unofficial, Smallville Podcast

Smallville goes #EcoFriendly with a new season trend: Phantom of the Week. After a bizarre murder/kidnapping, Clark finds himself going up against a super hot, plant-controlling alien...from the Phantom Zone. Lex and Lana are fighting over what they're wearing to the Dark Thursday Ball charity event. Lois tries to redeem herself for ruining Martha's meeting with Queen Industries by offering herself to Oliver for the night.

Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen.

Justin Hartley (This Is Us, The Young and the Restless) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Oliver Queen, a.k.a. Green Arrow.

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Super Sick. Super Sneezes. Super Breath!

After almost two seasons, our boy C.K. adds another power to his arsenal.

In the aftermath of Zod's chaos, now dubbed "Dark Thursday", Clark has spent the week going into overdrive in order to help cities all over the world recover from the catastrophic event. Due to his prior exposure from the Phantom Zone, and current overexertion, Clark finds himself with his own version of a Krypotion common cold. The symptoms? SUPER SNEEZES. As Clark attempts to get his new power under control, he finds himself also trying to help find Lex who appears to have been kidnapped by government agents. Meanwhile, Lana further proves that she is, in fact, a homeless person...or "poor" or whatever.

Locklyn Munro (Scary Movie, White Chicks, Peacemaker) special guest stars as Orlando Block.

Justin Hartley (This Is Us, The Young and the Restless) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Oliver Queen, a.k.a. Green Arrow.

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Today the Two Nerdy Idiots dive deep into one of the Smallville Legends stories: The Oliver Queen Chronicles. Join us in reviewing this 6-part "mobisode" series on the early life of Oliver Queen before his first live-action appearance next week on episode two, "Sneeze".

Also tying into our next week's episode is the discontinued Smallville magazine story, issue #17: "Toy". We like to call it "Toy Story" around here, so deal with it. Lex and Lana decide to host a charity carnival due to Zod's destruction in episode one, but they forgot about one problem...the smelly, creepy, old man who used to make Lex toys that lives in a trailer.

As always, hope you enjoy the show

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The start of another new season with the conclusion to Smallville's three-part episode beginning back in season five.

After Zod has taken over Lex's body, everything has fallen into chaos. With Clark now trapped in the Phantom Zone, who is left to save the world? You guessed it... LANA LANG! Lana teams up with Lionel, Martha and Chloe in order to stop Lex, a.k.a. Zod, from taking over the planet. Meanwhile, Clark befriends his father's Kryptonian mistress (oops, we meant "assistant") in order to get back to Earth.

Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen.

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The Two Nerdy Idiots have finally reached the halfway mark with Smallville!

Milton Fine, a.k.a. Brainiac, has come to collect his master Zod's vessel: Lex. Clark continues to have the worst year ever, Lana is somehow still the most terrible person, Martha is becoming senile and Jor-El is starting to be SuperJealous of Jon (who is dead btw).

James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Runaways) special guest stars as recurring season five character Dr. Milton Fine, a.k.a. DC Comic's original character Brainiac.

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This season's penultimate episode is here and it's wild to say the least. Ghost Jon tells Clark to kill Lionel Luthor...yes sir? Lex is collecting the world's deadliest viruses for Dr. Fine and has no idea why...dope? Lana and Lois have a nice day together...cute? Oh, and it's Clark's birthday...SURPRISE?!

James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Runaways) special guest stars as recurring season five character Dr. Milton Fine.

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Our end of season Meteor Freak of the Week episode arrives when Clark just happens to save the wrong person in Metropolis, and his name is Graham Garrett. After befriending Clark to repay him, Graham finds the perfect way to win CK over: kill Lex Luthor. Chloe gets the details and finds out Graham is one of the FBI's most wanted hitmen due to his powers of invisibility. Now that Clark knows his Graham Cracker is a killer, will he stop him from killing his own personal Judas, a.k.a. Lex?

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This week we get the show's version of "Do you want to play a game?" when a mysterious, foil-masked figure appears to Lionel with a personal vendetta. The Foil Man tests Lionel with life or death challenges, even going as far as involving Martha into the game. When both of them go missing, Clark and Lex decide to put their differences aside to rescue their parents.

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Another orphaned child, another Clark Kent ready to be their dad.

This week a little girl named Maddie Van Horn is taken to the Kent house after a freak accident killed her foster mother and Martha's chief of staff. Clark finds out Maddie has the ability to control all things glass, something that her biological father passed on to her. Speaking of, her father is out of prison and hunting down Maddie! Also, Chloe decides to have a chat with Lex about what's going on with him and Lana...

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