Somebody Save Me: The Official, but MOSTLY Unofficial, Smallville Podcast

Somebody Save Me: The Official, but MOSTLY Unofficial, Smallville Podcast

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  • Season Six Awards

    We're so f**king back and we're SO f**king better!Welcome back to our award show tradition for this bonkers of a sixth season. We return with plenty of categories with tons of nominations (big thanks to all the fans). As a surprise, we even brought back a special guest host for the end. Thank you to the new listeners and ESPECIALLY our ride-or-dies for staying with us on this wonderful ride of Smallville. As usual, enjoy the show!Don't forget to leave those five stars!


    2 hr 9 min
  • #6.22 - Phantom

    Season 6 is officially a wrap, bringing us the last phantom and this one is quite...bizarre.John Jones, a.k.a. Martian Manhunter, finally makes his return only to get severely wounded by the last phantom near a village in Quebec. Lex has been attempting to capture the phantom in order to take its DNA for his super army. Lana decides to leave Lex, and Clark…? Clark teams up with John Jones and Lionel to defeat the phantom. Chloe finally shows us her power! And finally, Lois rides into battle, welcoming sweet death like it's an old friend.Phil Morris returns for another special guest appearance as DC Comics original character John Jones ("J'onn J'onzz"), a.k.a Martian Manhunter.Tom Welling makes his first double role appearance as DC Comics original character Bizarro.Don't forget to leave those five stars!


    2 hr 13 min
  • #6.21 - Prototype
    Ghost Recon meets Predator meets Amazo meets Smallville.
    Former U.S. special forces soldier, Wes Keenan, returns from the dead as a programmed superhuman killing machine that's under Lex's control. After a deal goes wrong with Senator Burke, Lex unleashes his new super assassin to kill him. Lex succeeds, but Lois is left as a witness and recognizes Wes as a childhood friend. Now, Lois gets Clark and Chloe's help to find Wes and return him back to normal in order to figure out what is going on.
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    2 hr 22 min
  • #6.20 - Noir
    That crackerjack kid Jimmy wants to secretly bang Luthor's dame...yahhhhseeee?
    Chloe and Jimmy's date night gets ruined by Lana (typical) when she ends up gunned down at the Daily Planet. #Lanaville. Someone ends up knocking Jimmy into his favorite noir film era. As he dreams of his alternative 1940s detective fantasy, he ends up finding clues to solve the real "murder" mystery.
    Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen.
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    2 hr 13 min
  • #6.19 - Nemesis
    What happens when you mix Tomb Raider with plastic bombs and two ex-best friends in a tunnel system underneath the city? Answer: Lana the Liar, Smallville Sheriff
    Lex gets kidnapped by a soldier looking for her "dead" husband and threatens to blow up the tunnel system they're in if he doesn't reveal the information. Since Clark is a hero, he tries to rescue them. Since Lex is a liar, the bombs blow up and traps him and Clark inside with meteor rock all round them. Chloe now needs to figure out a way to help, but Lana is too concerned with threatening Lionel on a hospital bed and hacking Lex's computer.
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    2 hr 1 min
  • #6.18 - Progeny
    Since Gabe the Critter is long dead, why not bring the other parent that was never around? Her name: Moira Sullivan, top-grade meteor freak with the worst case of Smallville Coma you've ever seen. After Lex wakes up Chloe's mom from a catatonic state he uses her ability to control other meteor-infected people, which includes Chloe herself. Clark and Chloe work together to try and free Moira from Lex's experiments. Meanwhile, Lana gets some big news about her "miscarriage".
    Lynda Carter (Sky High, Wonder Woman) special guest stars as Chloe's mom, Moira Sullivan.
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    2 hr 10 min
  • #6.17 - Combat
    Can you smell what C.K. is cooking? Did you guess a knuckle sandwich for a new phantom? You guessed right! Clark and Chloe snag a lead on another phantom zone escapee, Titan, who happens to be a part of an underground fight club for meteor freaks. You'll never guess who is behind it all. Lois is back and needs a story to keep her job, so why not tag along and possibly die? As for Lana and Lex...well, let's just say that three is a crowd now at the Luthor Mansion.
    Glenn Jacobs, a.k.a. Kane (WWE RAW, See No Evil), special guest stars as phantom zone warrior Titan.
    Ashley Massaro (WWE Smackdown!, WWE Raw) special guest stars as fight club member Athena.
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    1 hr 52 min
  • #6.16 - Promise
    The big day is finally here ladies and gentlemen: The Luthor Wedding. The wedding where we commit lies, adultery, murder, and even have bad (wet) dreams (nightmares) the day of. On top of that, Clark's heart gets crushed even more by everyone around him. What's even worse? Lionel looks so damn good.
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    2 hr 6 min
  • #6.15 - Freak
    A scheme involving a doctor and Lex gets revealed where they use Tobias, a blind kid, to spot out meteor-infected people to use for their research. After Chloe is revealed to be one of them, she gets kidnapped, experimented on and returned with no recollection of the entire event. Clark and Jimmy team up to protect Chloe and, with Tobias' help, put a stop to Dr. Bethany's experiments . Meanwhile, Lana only cares about finding out Clark's secret.
    Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen.
    Don't forget to leave those five stars!
    2 hr 1 min
  • #6.14 - Trespass
    What's your favorite scary...chisel?
    Smallville's classic seasonal trend makes a return when a random, obsessive stranger decides to stalk, the one and only, Lana Lang. Lana then asks for help from Chloe who then asks Clark to help with getting Jimmy's help because they broke up. All so Lana can look for secrets in Clark's underwear drawer. Also, R.I.P. Brady!
    Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen.
    Don't forget to leave those five stars!
    1 hr 40 min

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