Somebody Save Me: The Official, but MOSTLY Unofficial, Smallville Podcast

'Tis the Season to Put a Bomb on Chloe!

Smallville's second Christmas episode is here and it's quite...explosive.

At the Daily Planet office Lois stupidly answers a call from a phone that's not hers and what does she get? A bomb threat against Chloe from a man named Adrian who wants to expose Lex's illegal cloning experiments. Meanwhile, Chloe and Jimmy get stuck in an elevator together after their break-up. On top of all that, Clark is now super down to become a terrorist with Lana and wants to take Lex down...together (ew).

For the fans out there, here's that unbelievable Jessica Simpson Christmas song.

And, as always, remember to leave the show those 5 stars!

Clark gives in to the power of Kara's blue crystal and brings it to the fortress. After activating the crystal, Clark's biological mother, Lara, is back in the flesh. What's the catch? Well, she's not technically real and Clark also now has to deal with a copy of Kara's father, the perverted Uncle Zor-El. Clark is sabotaged with blue kryptonite, Lara looks at Lana once and calls her evil, and Chloe catches Lois taking Grant over his desk at the Daily Planet.

Helen Slater (Supergirl, The Lying Game) makes her return as DC Comics original character Lara-El, Clark's Kryptonian mother.

Christopher Heyerdahl (Hell on Wheels, Peacemaker) makes his return as DC Comics original character Zor-El, Clark's Kryptonian uncle.

This week we finally get our first glimpse of Krypton in a flashback between Kara and her father, Zor-El, before the planet's destruction.Since Kara ran away from the farm because Clark is friends with a martian (racist much, Kara?), she has been trying to track down her Kryptonian crystal. Kara gets in over her head and Special Agent Carter captures her in order to extract alien knowledge. During the rescue mission, Clark sees his birth mother through Kara's memories. Lex wants to help, but Lionel makes him cry instead. Chloe finds a lead on a new story: Lana's new terrorist organization, The Isis Foundation.Helen Slater (Supergirl, The Lying Game) makes her first appearance as DC Comics' original character Lara-El, Clark's Kryptonian mother.Christopher Heyerdahl (Hell on Wheels, Peacemaker) makes his first appearance as DC Comics original character Zor-El, Clark's Kryptonian uncle.Don't forget to leave those five stars!