Somebody Save Me: The Official, but MOSTLY Unofficial, Smallville Podcast

The secret lies with Charlotte...

After a weird "assassination" attempt on Lex leaves him scarred with strange symbols, Clark and Chloe decipher the code and are led to a church by the last surviving member of Veritas... EDWARD TEAGUE! But things don't go as planned and now Clark must race to find the secret Kryptonian information before Lex and his new Antiques Roadshow assistant.

Robert Picardo (Star Trek: Voyager) special guest stars as Edward Teague.

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Smallville Presents: A Krypton Carol

Clark comes to the crazy conclusion that Earth, and everyone he loves, would be better off if he never existed. Jor-El overhears his stupidity and puts him in a simulation of a world that never had Clark. The Kents have a human son, Lana is married to a French Pete Ross, Chloe doesn't matter, Jimmy is Jimmy and Lois is somehow even hotter for Clark. What could go wrong? Oh, Lex Luthor is President of the United States and wants to nuke the entire world.

James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer) returns again as DC Comics original character Brainiac.

The name is Olsen...James Olsen.

Chloe's secret hacking skills have finally caught up to her when Jimmy gets blackmailed by the feds in order to spy on Chloe to see what other "terrorist" acts she plans to commit. Meanwhile, all Chloe is trying to do is find Kara and Brainiac because Clark only wants to fix Lana instead of stopping Lex from getting the secret Veritas box in Zurich.

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The Death of Lionel Luthor

A murderer, a horrible step-papa, even worst father and a billionaire. He will be missed.

Time to play the Who's Dumber? game! Lex murders his father for not giving him the second Veritas key. Lionel hid the key with Chloe, so Lex fires her and easily takes it. Jimmy got a picture proving Lionel's murder and sends out the info in a text message. Lois tries to help, gets shot then thrown into a freezer with Jimmy. Clark doesn't care about any of this and only wants to fix Lana because he's tired of looking at her.

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Today's Top Word: V E R I T A S

Lex is somehow gaining back memories after a bullet in the head from 3 episodes ago. What are the memories about? VERITAS. Brainiac is back and wants Kara to "save Krypton". Probably a lie, but HELL YEAH! VERITAS! Lois and Jimmy Team-Up #2 to take down Lionel for crimes linked to...VERITAS. Clark chooses Lana over trying to save Kara...Veritas?

James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer) makes his return as DC Comics original character Brainiac.

Veritas: The Ultimate Retcon

Lionel hires a former 33.1 employee to take Clark hostage and thrown into a kryptonite cage. Why? The daughter of the late Virgil Swann, Patricia, arrives to blackmail Lionel in order to return "the traveler" to Veritas, which is the secret, elite astronomy club that included the Luthors, Teagues, Queens and Swanns. While Luthor and Patricia battle it out, OG Lana and Chloe team-up to restore Kara's memories and powers in order to save Clark.

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Return of The Boss: A Smallville Tale

The one and only Pete "The Boss" Ross makes his return as the hero who saved Amnesia Kara with his new stretching powers...from Kryptonite gum. After seeing how Clark has somehow made his life worse than before, Pete decides to get rid of the Luthors once and for all. Meanwhile, a web of lies continues to spread between Clark, Lionel, Kara and Lex.

Sam Jones III (Blue Mountain State, Glory Road) makes a special guest return, and final appearance, as DC Comics original character Pete Ross.

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Smallville Presents: Clark Kent's MINDFREAK

Kara, now a waitress called Linda (#amnesia), gets located by Lex with Lois right behind him. After Lex offers her memory treatment, Bus Boy Finley takes Kara and Lois hostage and gives Lex a coma headshot. Since nobody else knows Kara's location, Clark decides to invade Lex's mind with the help of Lionel, Lana and Chloe. But what does Clark find inside? Lex's worst nightmare: a terrifying, little, pale, ginger boy by the name of Alexander.

The Battle of the Cry Babies!

A new blonde woman with the power of a sonic scream makes her appearance as Lex's new hire. After she stops Chloe and Oliver from stealing Lex's info, Clark starts crying about Chloe being put in danger. Lana then starts crying because she misses Bizarro and hates Clark. Lex cries because Green Arrow is back in town. Lois cries because Oliver IS Green Arrow. And Lionel is crying because he lost his son with hair...again. With all that being said, who else misses Jimmy? We know Kara doesn't (hehe, amnesia)!

Alaina Huffman (Supernatural, Riverdale) makes her first special guest appearance as DC Comics original character Dinah Lance, a.k.a. Black Canary.

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Step aside Clana fans, it's time for Bizana.

#TrueLove

Weeks have passed and Lana couldn't be more in love with Fake Clark, a.k.a. Bizarro. Bizarro plots to destroy Clark while he's still frozen, but needs the help of Brainiac. Luckily, Lana, the Homeless Queen, knows just where to find him! When Clark is released from Jor-El, Brainiac manipulates him in order to find his creator, Dax-Ur, while also revealing the way to defeat Bizarro. Meanwhile, the Luthors' family drama is turned up a notch when Grant Grabiel returns to reveal how much of a better son he could be to Lionel than compared to Lex.

James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer) makes his return as DC Comics original character Brainiac.

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