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  • Dating Deal Breakers for Women

    EPISODE 47 - We debate what is and isn't a deal breaker for ourselves! From bad hairlines, parents who hate you, what car they drive and men who rave; we cover it all.

    thanks for watching 🍑


    TIME STAMPS:

    00:00 A change of plans

    05:00 Roughest time of the month

    10:00 Lenna's a THIEF

    13:00 Fuerza Regida's 111xPANTIA Album Release Party

    16:00 Deal Breakers BEGIN

    19:00 Following random girls and Men who RAVE

    22:00 Babydaddys

    27:00 His parents hate you

    31:00 Mommas boys

    35:00 Not eating fruits & vegetables + being healthy

    41:30 Bad Hairlines

    44:00 What car you're driving

    47:00 Butt crack

    50:00 Finger nails

    53:00 Blackout drunk

    57:00 Men who Club

    01:00:00 Outside is not that fun

    01:04:00 Teeth/Oral Hygiene

    1 hr 10 min
  • Boy Crazy Girls Are DANGEROUS

    EPISODE 46 - Today's episode is ALL about girls whose lives revolve around men and what they'll do to "keep" that man. AKA BOY CRAZY WOMEN! Y'all need a reality check and we're going to give it to you. This episode needs no further introduction.

    Enjoy 🍑

    Time Stamps:

    00:00 Introduction

    03:00 Down bad after a relationship

    07:00 You hated me the whole time

    17:00 0 Sympathy

    20:00 Never trust a woman who's boy crazy

    26:00 Always be a girl's girl no matter what

    29:00 Leaving Your Girl Friends for your Man????

    35:00 Dead beat mothers can go to hell

    40:00 You are what you hate

    45:00 You need a reality check and maybe a hobby

    48:00 That man is not yours

    53 min
  • Weak Men Seek Out Weak Women

    RECAP & ROAST (EPISODE 45) - Be careful who you decide to spend your life with romantically because that man can AGE you very quickly! Stop telling women you want to make them your baby mom... that is hate speech. I will be a WIFE first. Our response to "What do you bring to the table" comments. Also, women must earn flowers? And finally, women need to take accountability but weak men seek out weak women.

    Enjoy 🍑


    Time Stamps:

    00:00 Currently on a cleanse

    07:00 I cut my hair

    09:00 Very unwilling to Date at this moment

    11:00 Don't let a man age you

    16:00 Trying to impregnate me is not a turn on

    19:00 I'm going to be a wife FIRST

    24:00 The "What do you bring to the table" comments

    27:00 Just don't date then

    34:00 Women have to earn flowers?

    38:00 Women need to take accountability

    41:00 Just Pick Better Men

    46:00 Weak Men Seek Out Weak Women

    58:00 You may not actually like women

    1 hr 4 min
  • Making Music While HEARTBROKEN, Drake Hate Is WEIRD & Ignoring Online Hate

    Episode 43 - On this episode we have AMAYAJANE on to talk about her music and creative process 🎶! And of course we had to get in her business 🤭. She gives us her breakdown on the Drake and Kendrick beef, making music when you're heartbroken and alchemy 🔮.

    We hope you enjoyed this episode 🫶🏼

    Make sure to go listen to AMAYAJANE on Apple and Spotify!

    And follow her on socials @AMAYAJANEG

    Time Stamps:

    00:00 We have AMAYAJANE on today's episode 🎶

    02:30 Making music when you're heartbroken & being heartbroken

    4:00 Those situationships hurt more than relationships

    09:00 Men & Women are DIFFERENT 🍑

    12:00 Choosing my stage name

    17:00 There's space for everyone

    21:00 Drake hate is weird

    25:00 Working with someone where the vibe was off

    29:00 HAPPY BDAY TEXT IS MANDATORY

    35:00 Getting hate online

    40:00 Taking more creative control

    49:00 Alchemy

    55:00 Stop doing things you got to apologize for

    1 hr 4 min
  • What to Bring on the FIRST DATE & Women Giving into their DEMONS

    Episode 42 - On this episode we are switching things up and talking to each other instead of AT YOU 😗. First, we ask why men look down upon simps and tricks. Also, have you ever noticed a man has no problem spending his money if it leads to something at the end of the night? Then, Brookelyn urges you to be with better quality people. Your future Husband/Wife will thank you. Plus another PSA 🗣️ MEN NEED TO STOP THEIR COMPLAINING.

    We hope you enjoy this episode 🍑


    Time Stamps:

    00:00 Changing things up on SFTA

    02:00 Simps and Tricks are IN

    09:00 Men are happy spending money if you’re giving it up

    14:00 4k Evidence…

    20:00 Seeing the quality of person you’ve been with says a lot about you

    24:00 Stop giving into your demons

    30:00 Women think “Getting Dudes” is a flex

    32:00 Showing up to a FIRST DATE with nothing????

    38:00 Men are always COMPLAINING

    43:00 Being alone can be wonderful

    48:00 Men get real RUDE once you don’t give them anything

    55 min
  • Being SINGLE Can Be Just as Fulfilling as Being in a RELATIONSHIP & Stop TRAUMA DUMPING on Your Date

    Episode 41 - On this episode we talk about how society looks down on women who decide not to have children. And the negative stigma placed upon women from men if they're single. Why is being single such a negative? Then we must get you guys to stop trauma dumping on your date. And if it happens to you, RUN!

    We hope you enjoy Episode 41 🍑


    Time Stamps:

    00:00 Intro

    06:00 You can't miss what you've never had

    15:00 Having Kids VS Being Single for Life

    20:00 Women add to your life EASILY

    26:00 Society is harsh too harsh on Women who don't have kids

    34:00 Respect yourself so you can command respect

    44:00 Stop telling me you love me way too soon

    50:00 Stop trauma dumping on your date

    1 hr 7 min
  • RECAP AND ROAST #10

    Episode 40- On this episode we bring you our Recap & Roast 🔥 WE tell you why lust is incredibly dangerous and can lead to terrible mistakes. Why sometimes you have a crush on someone when you're bored. A man tells Lenna she needs her nails done 🤮 What you need to expect from your partner this valentines day. Finally, do your research on products you're purchasing.

    We hope you enjoy another Recap and Roast 🫶🏼


    Time Stamps:

    00:00 Intro

    02:00 Don't make mistakes early on in dating

    06:00 Lustful men and women

    10:00 I had a crush for a few days

    14:00 Practicing what I preach

    20:00 Lust is dangerous

    24:00 Man thinks I NEED to get my nails done

    29:00 Creepy guy at my gym

    36:00 Women are the inspiration

    42:00 Be careful about the products you buy

    58 min
  • Situationships - Why YOU Should STAY AWAY From Them

    Episode 39 - Welcome to a new episode of Something For That Ass Podcast 🍑 Today we tell you why situationships are a WASTE of time. Then Lenna tells us about a manipulation tactic to look out for when on a date. Then we talk about what type of man you have to be to cheat on your pregnant wife. Tune in for another wild ride 🎢

    We hope you had a lot of laughs and found something to take away from this episode 🫶🏼


    Time Stamps:


    00:00 Intro

    03:30 Situationships are a waste of time

    07:00 Don't settle for breadcrumbs

    11:00 Enduring for nothing

    14:00 is this manipulative?

    18:00 Kissing on the first date

    20:00 What's worse debate

    23:00 Keep it in your pants while she's pregnant

    28:00 What drives a person to cheat

    34:00 You don't need closure

    39:00 A man can't even meet his own standards

    49 min
  • You Should Be With a Man Who is a Provider

    Episode 38 - Our first episode recorded in 2025 🎉 If you're new here, welcome! If you're an OG, thanks for sticking around 🫶🏼 On this episode, Lenna has us meditate together to start this one. Brookelyn advises the girls to put down the rose toys. And finally, we tell you why you SHOULD be with a Provider Man.

    We hope you enjoy this episode, thank you for watching 🍑

    Time Stamps:

    00:00 What we ALMOST called our fans

    04:00 Meditation Corner w/ Lenna

    07:00 Put down the rose toys

    12:00 It smells well

    19:30 Be with a Provider

    26:00 It’s all a risk

    28:00 I do not mind being single

    31:00 Be more selective about who you give kids to

    33:30 YOU KNEW

    40:00 Those brain scans are scary

    46:00 Another Red Flag

    50 min
  • How To Ask a Woman Out An a Date

    Episode 37 - Happy New Years 🍑 🎉 On this episode we go over how to approach a woman for a date. We also talk about some dating experiences we've recently been through. We question why on earth guys talk dirty to you BEFORE you've even gone through the FIRST date??? The audacity. More dating advice and a few pieces of personal experience to share from your big sisters 🫶🏼

    We hope you enjoyed our latest episode 😚

    (Time Stamps):

    00:00 Intro

    02:00 Why are you sending me unwarranted pics???

    06:00 If I give you my # USE IT

    12:00 Stop talking crazy before the first date

    16:00 I don’t want to link

    25:00 Men can’t wait to lie to you

    32:00 I’m not your cool chill girl

    39:00 Corn is bad for you

    48:00 Red flags on the first date

    52:00 You get what you’re okay with

    1 hr 8 min

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