Something For That Ass

Episode 65 - On this episode we are continuing the game from the last episode! We handpicked the BEST possible questions like when is it okay to go back to your ex, what's one good thing about dating apps and social obligations that are a waste of time 🤫

Thank you for watching and listening 🍑

Time Stamps:

00:00 Best place to pee while you're out and about

04:30 One social obligation that is a waste of time

08:00 Graduation ceremonies are the worst

11:00 How long can you keep your dating profile pics up

16:00 Conspiracy theories I can get behind

21:00 Men who go to raves

24:30 Falling in love on a dating app

28:00 Dating short men

32:00 Worst signs

40:00 When is it okay to go back to an ex?

43:30 You're gonna feel that I don't fwu

47:00 Possessiveness is hot but scary

53:00 Insults that are compliments

56:00 You took it too far

1:01:45 You should be ashamed

1:05:00 Stop talking to me about other girls you don't like

1:08:00 Baby wipes are not feminine we promise

Episode 64 - Our FIRST episode of the new year and a couple days behind schedule BUT your favorite podcast is looking forward to bringing in 2026 right 🥳! On this episode we talk about getting a man's named tatted, seeking revenge until you feel satisfied and checking your man's phone while he's sleeping.

Thank you for watching/listening 🍑

Time Stamps:

00:00 We're playing a NEW game on today's episode

05:30 Something people should keep to themselves? (Trauma Talk)

10:30 Certified red flag names

14:00 Just lie about this question if he asks

18:00 Tacky things people do at a restaurant

24:00 What is the dumbest tattoo?

30:00 I will seek revenge forever

34:30 Immediate grounds for breakup

38:00 If you're gonna check your man's phone, at least be prepared to leave

48:00 Something that makes you immediately suspicious

54:00 You're putting your health at risk for a BBL

59:00 Rituals before a plane ride

Episode 63 - We are bringing in the NEW YEAR by talking about everything we want to LEAVE in 2025! Everything from letting go the fear of failing, playing it small and crushing too hard. We hope you enjoy the festivities safely over the next couple days and we will see you all in 2026 🎉

Time Stamps:

00:00 celebrate the little wins

05:00 healthy crushes

08:00 if you don't listen to it you'll lose it

11:00 changing for the better

14:00 you're not good for me

20:00 staying busy is a game changer

25:00 my person would know how to act right

31:00 doing something you love

35:00 the fake concern is hilarious

38:00 I wear the pants

40:00 I'm not here to impress you or please you

Episode 62 - On the last episode of 2025 we have a TON to talk about. WE discuss giving up on a crush(s), men that don't apply pressure, dating during the honeymoon stage and men that aren't husband material.

We are very thankful for all of you that tune in every week or are tuning in for the first time 💞

We look forward to seeing all of you in 2025! 🥂

Time Stamps:

00:00 life has been very eventful

02:40 giving up on your crush

06:00 the plain black/white tee effect

08:00 dating while you're heartbroken(missing old work)

10:30 getting super obsessive

11:00 I h8 having a crush

13:00 lust and love feel like the same thing

15:00 men that don't apply pressure

18:30 not husband material

22:00 dating should be fun

30:00 guys with girlfriends

36:00 relationship material

38:30 babies by strangers

41:00 it should be normal

Episode 61 - We recently ran into a very unfortunate and peculiar situation outside of a coffee shop that in part inspired today's episode. We also get into men with rosters, dating down as a woman and the dying coochie theory.

Thank you for watching girls 🙂‍↕️

Time Stamps:

00:00 acting on urges

08:00 I flew off a golf cart

13:00 the coffee shop incident

20:00 if he hates you he's going to hate your kids

34:00 men with rosters

36:30 stop dating down

40:00 I am Kirby so I need someone cool

44:00 the dying coochie theory

48:00 I need a man that does things that I can't do

Episode 60 - For our 60th EPISODE we got groovy and took mushrooms to celebrate 🎉! We also bought a game to play and of course we chose an explicit one. We answered questions that ranged from what gives little d*** energy, our DJ session rituals, what makes a man "daddy" and Lenna's moonlighting as a Pino Curator.

Time Stamps:

00:00 eating mushrooms for our 60th episode

08:00 drawing butts for chat

10:00 most disturbing thing to yell when you c**

18:00 what makes a man “daddy” material

23:00 let it out is insane

27:00 what gives “LDE”

34:00 f*** marry kill round 1

36:00 MISS HENTAI

45:00 who would you want to share a join with

50:00 time for art class

58:00 it’s a hard to find area

1:02:00 my Pino curator

Episode 59 - No topic today but it doesn't matter cus we're generational yappers! First up, whether it's ripping yourself a new hole or involuntarily shutting yourself; having a baby is not a good time. Then, fvck a pump cover we're making Coochie Covers(TM) for all the girlies out there. And finally, maybe you need a break from dating until you can afford the woman you want.

Thanks for watching 🍑

Time Stamps:

00:00 professional yappers

04:00 you either rip open or shyt yourself

13:00 dangerous men are the problem

16:00 gas stations are not safe

21:00 positive reinforcement

23:00 I need a coochie cover

34:00 304’s have it ROUGH

39:00 Saweetie is not your typical “304”

40:00 maybe the IG baddie just isn’t in the cards for you

43:00 take a break from dating until you can afford the woman you want

46:00 fake chemistry

48:30 it’s never THAT good

Episode 58 - In the spirit of Halloween, we ask each other what we consider to be scary or cute first date ideas and why! Some of our answers may surprise you 🤭...

Happy Halloween 🎃

Time Stamps:

00:00 Fishing & Flip flops???

04:00 Hunting....

09:00 Family functions

12:50 Museums

14:30 dates without food???

16:00 Drinks date

22:00 Aquarium or Zoo

28:00 sports events

35:00 picnic dates

40:00 let me know when you're in the area

50:00 club date?

Podcast Episode 57 - Do women choose bad partners or is the dating pool cooked? We took the summer to find out. Spoiler alert: this was much harder than we even thought...

Time Stamps:

00:00 Our inspo

07:00 the very first date

12:30 dates wanting to learn too much about me

16:00 escaping the date

20:00 falling in love on the first date????

24:00 doing fun dates

27:00 the moment a date went bad

30:00 dating is too distracting

38:00 coming to a realization

45:00 dating younger men is a recipe for disaster

56:00 not making time for someone

1:06:00 setting some ground rules to men that want to date you

1:12:00 pullback method

1:16:00 a man not paying for the meal

1:20:00 things get weird after........

Episode 56 - Being beautiful is amazing but it comes with its drawbacks as well. These are our experiences and how we navigate life with pretty privilege.

Thanks for watching 🍑

Time Stamps:

00:00 aging isn't a bad thing

11:00 getting invited to places for free

14:00 not having to work hard for money

16:00 people being envious and making life harder for you

19:00 you're seen as an object

28:00 you have more options

30:00 opportunity is everywhere so be presentable

34:00 you don't have to lay down with losers

36:00 low quality treatment