Bryan's life is jeopardized by chivalry. Claire provides a history lesson on Greek tragedies. Bryan and Claire can't stop asking questions about Soylent Green. ***Spoiler alert: this episode is made of people.

Claire runs a simulation of what it would be like to feel. Bryan slips on banana peels. Claire and Bryan debate horizons.

Bryan breaks into the wrong buildings. Claire laments the atrocities of grammarcide. Bryan and Claire talk about butts.

Claire shares shopping tips for cheap murder weapons. Bryan is cyberbullied. Claire and Bryan help find the FBI's Most Wanted: Waldo.

Claire is mad as hell and doesn't think you should fire guns into the air. Bryan tackles global warming and Al Gore's inconvenient joints. Claire and Bryan keep their 2018 open for the cable guy.

Claire is generally a surgeon. Bryan sends his daughter back to the past. Claire and Bryan try to get sued by Big Tobacco. Special thanks to Jamie Davis.

Bryan brings his foley A-game. Claire shares a personal nice thing. Bryan and Claire find themselves in YET ANOTHER Gift of the Magi situation.

Bryan is the next Slap Chop™ guy. Claire crosses the line with her negative language. Bryan and Claire dabble in lexicography.

Claire discovers the true meaning of healthcare. Bryan visits the funny doctor. Claire and Bryan want Trump Fiber and they want it now!

Claire describes her "threshold." Bryan shares a strategy for tricking women into kissing him. Claire and Bryan board the rumor train. The postman always rings six times.