And now for something completely different! This week, we revisit a previous text as Pardo shares a modest secondary interpretation of SVH #25, Nowhere to Run (originally discussed in “She Really is… Mostly… a Bitch!”). Unfortunately Robert has had neither their yogurt nor their noodles and is emotionally unavailable to receive the bucket of supporting evidence presented.

In a ghostly allusion to the original text, we end with Robert making an unlikely about-face and kicking off a whirlwind apology tour that is sure to leave you wondering…

Was it all a dream? Or did Pardo force them to do it?

Join us for “Sometimes People Need New Assholes” (follow up for Sweet Valley High #25, Nowhere to Run) and decide for yourself!