What if Toy Story was real? Would they take over the world or be forced into an endless hamster wheel of free labor?

Would you eradicate them all because they know too much or sit down & try and figure out the secret life & hierarchal system of the toys.

So there you are sitting on your couch eating your watermelon and BOOM, your ex texts you from jail asking for help. What would you do? Would you offer them actual help or just suggest they don't drop any soap.

Everyones dreamed it but what would really happen if Pokémon were real? Well...murderous hamsters and child abductions via balloons.

Salad forks. Soup spoons. No bonging boinkers on the first date. We've all experienced these outdated social norms throughout our life and we think it's time they changed.

Join us this week as we talk about some dating and dining rules that really grind our gears!

There are some things in this world I would never buy, no matter how much money I had. Even if I won the mega millions, I refuse to buy buy some Kanye West white T's. It just doesn't make sense!

Join us this week as we discuss the things we would never buy, but super rich people do anyway.

Don't remember those terrible days in grade school playing opposite day? What if today was not opposite day? Would not our dogs meow and cats bark bark? What's the opposite of bacon?

Leave us alone this week on Somewhere Underground! And don't you dare  leave a comment. We dislike you Strongly!

I've always loved the idea of Santa's Elves. Just chilling in a magical village all year long, making toys and eating candy. Drinking hot cocoa at the local elf bar. And that got me thinking...what kind of elf would I be? What if I was an elf that didn't believe in Santa? What would a conspiracy theory elf look like? 

We explore all of this and more in this weeks episode of Somewhere Underground!