Have you ever wondered how Santa actually is when he's delivering presents? What he eats, how he stays awake? How he deals with people all night and doesn't get robbed?  

No? Well, have no fear, Somewhere Underground has you covered! Join us this week as we discuss how delivering presents around the world would really go.

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!   

As one of our favorite Christmas movies, we thought it would be fun to put ourselves into Kevin's shoes. Will we survive the Wet Bandits? Or will or house be robbed while we cry under our beds? Find out on this weeks episode of Somewhere Underground!

What if all of your most embarrassing moments were put into a video and posted for the world to see? If you're anything like us, you'd be unemployable and probably lose a couple friends. How would this look?  How would this change your life?

What if all you had to do to win a million dollars was play a game of  hide and seek? Simple enough, right? Well what if that game also includes tons of people, and winning the prize means you're the last one standing?  

Still seem easy? Okay Houdini, how about this - the people trying to find you are world class...people finders? You know, FBI and CIA private detective types of fellows. Not so easy now!

Christmas or Halloween? Santa or slayers? This age old question gets our attention this week. With Halloween just wrapping up and Christmas around the corner, we figured there was no better time to settle this debate.

Have you ever wished you had a time machine? Not to like, change history or stop your birth or anything crazy like that. Nah, we're talking about time machines to do some crazy ish. Like befriending a Velociraptor in the late cretaceous and letting him loose in ancient Greece. Let Socrates philosophize on that.

This week, we go from disproving the ark, to raptors, to a whole host of  other areas I don't even remember right now. Check us out and let us  know what time shenanigans you'd get yourself into!

I'm just going to say it...I don't like dolls. They creep me out. I swear their eyes follow you around the room and I know I put this thing on the shelf, how did it get in the living room? You just can't trust them.

Then I watched the M3GAN trailer and got to wondering what would happen if these killer dolls were real. And I got scared. And we talked about it. So Enjoy.

Ahh Jigsaw. Love him or hate him, there's no doubt that we've been enamored by his vicious traps for the better part of two decades. October is coming to a close, so to end spooky season...would we survive his game?

The short answer? Absolutely not. We'd be maimed before the the end of the first scene. Ol' Jiggy would have to scrap everything and get a new cast because you're not getting a full movies worth of material from us. Come hear our screams on Somewhere underground!

What with Spooky Szn upon us and Dahmer filling our Netflix queue, we thought we'd pose the age old question of "what if your significant other came out as a serial killer?" Things take an unexpected turn when we have a rational and irrational side to the table.  

Although I'm not sure how unexpected it really is, considering this is Somewhere Underground, after all. Get your murder shrine ready, we're about to get weird!

What would you do in a real life purge? Would you hide? Would you purge? Would you cry in a corner and pray to every God you've ever heard of?  

This week, we start off Spooky Season by asking ourselves this question. From building a booby trapped temple to climbing into a redwood tree,  we have some creative solutions. Let us know who would survive down below!