Somewhere Underground

We have a ton of issues going on in the world today. Runaway inflation, a looming economic crisis, a war in Ukraine, and..a black fish?

Unless you've been living under the sea for the past few weeks, you've heard of the Internets latest nonsense controversy. Why is everybody so upset that a fictional fish is black? I wasn't aware the historical accuracy of mythological merpeople was such a hot topic. Should we respect these creatures who never existed and not offend them? Or, perhaps, are you just racist?

Spoiler alert - it's the latter. Make fun of angry old white conservatives with us on this weeks episode of Somewhere Underground!

Now what I'm about to say might be controversial, but why do we care about the Queen? In the UK it's understandable, it's their culture and what not. But here in America? It just never made sense to me.

This week, we discuss the Queen. Her accomplishments, controversies (murder, GASP!) and most importantly, why we seem to be obsessed with her. Is it the money? The status? Maybe it's because the Royal Family were essentially the worlds first reality show?

I'm not sure, let us know what you think down below!

Ahh, unrealistic expectations. Whether it was your parents expecting straight A's no matter what or you thinking you'd be the next Johnny Depp because you can make faces in the mirror, we've all experienced them.

Maybe you didn't get a voice-over role in Encanto, but you're doing pretty well. Unfortunately, someone is going to expect way too much from you and you're going to let them down. But is that really your fault?

No. It's not. It's 2022, and we know better. So come join us as we get some things off our chest. Sometimes, you just need to vent.  

Oh and P.S. if you do any of these - stop. Now. We're begging you.

They're not. They're just not. Alpha males are NOT a thing in nature. Stop it. You sound dumb. Wolves protect each other. They don't tear each other down to prove who has the bigger wolf winky.

But somehow, "influences" like Andrew Tate have managed to convince thousands of guys to be a douche. What psychological miscues are going on that makes people think it's attractive? What tricks and triggers do these so called "alphas" employ to bring other guys into their damaged worldview?

We have absolutely no idea and those questions will not be answered, so if you know, drop a comment and enlighten us!

Disney is responsible for some of the best movies and memories of our childhood. We played those old VHS tapes until they broke, dressed up as iconic characters for Halloween and dreamed of going to Disney World to take a picture with Mickey. Looking back on those movies as a kid, we've noticed some things aren't exactly how they seem.

From erections in The Little Mermaid to penis columns in..well..The Little Mermaid, we talk about some adult themes that totally went over our heads as kids. Let us know what scenes we missed!

We all loved the holidays and associated characters as children. Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth fairy. But upon further reflection as adults, these dudes are kind of terrifying. 

We have a jolly dude committed B&E, a six foot egg laying bunny stomping  around your house and a "fairy" that definitely does some sort of blood magic with all those teeth she collects. 

Join us as we ruin our childhoods!

Over the years, a number of popular conspiracy theories have been proven to be true. It's always fun to think about these crazy ideas and try to  figure out which are plausible and which are just plain nuts. 

This week, we talk about some theories we actually believe could be true. We discuss rocks actually being soft (excuse me?), myths and legends like vampires being based on actual beings, and Swiper working with Map to rob Dora, and so much more. 

Come join us as we lose our minds, Somewhere Underground!

We had so many what ifs for each other we just had to come back for a  part 2. Tiff is off gallivanting around the world so we brought in our very good friend Joe Bah! 

From cold cut bed sheets to Joe's surprising affinity for ASMR, come join us Somewhere underground! And don't forget to check out Bah's music!

Have you and some friends ever sit around talking about hypothetical situations, trying to figure out what you would do if you found yourself in them? We do, and we decided to film it. This week, we give each other some scenarios and see how we would resolve them.  

Some go about as you would expect, but more often than not, someone has some outlandish way to resolve their issues. Find out who the weirdo is this week!

 Cucumbers suck. There, I said it. They just water down your food and make everything taste like you sipped on your drink while taking a bite. It's nasty. I can't tell you how much vitriol I've received for this opinion.  

This week, we go through some of our hottest takes and see if we agree  with each other. Let us know some of your controversial opinions down!