Somewhere Underground

Ahh childhood. So innocent, carefree, and full of the weirdest rules your parents could think of. This week, we discuss some of these rules and go into detail about what happened when we broke them.  

Yes, I was beaten with a wet sock. Yes, Sylvester caused blunt force trauma. And no, I can't get ready in the morning without having flashbacks some 15 years later. Enjoy!

We all have embarrassing stories. It's a shared human experience; a rite of passage into adulthood. This week, we take you down memory lane and recount some of our most embarrassing moments.  

These aren't just "I said 'you too!' to my waitress today, however. These are the stories that keep you up at night 10 years after the fact. Come with us as we share our secrets, Somewhere Underground!

The people have spoken! You all loved our last video documenting some weird and outlandish laws, so we thought we'd give you a part two. From chaining alligators to fire hydrants in Alabama to getting nasty with porcupines, we've got you covered with more legal shenanigans!

Everybody loves a little Pixar. Their movies are the perfect remedy for both a bad day and a cozy night in. But what if I told you all isn't as it seems..? 

 Many Pixar (and Disney) movies have a dark undertone throughout. This week, we got through two surprising allegories for Finding Nemo and Toy Story 3. If we ruin your childhood, I apologize in advance.

Do you have some burning questions for the opposite sex? Have you women ever wondered how men deal with morning wood? Any men out there want  some insight into...you know *giggity* straight from the horses mouth?  

Well, look no further because we asked our co-hosts a variety of questions, and learned about their experiences. Men and women view things differently, and in some cases (like just walking home from the  club), the differences can be pretty drastic.

You know the type, loud as a motor bike, always asking for a manager in a store fight. We've all had an experience or two with a wild Karen.Now a little known fact; Karens can be male or female. Whether it be a soccer mom trying to give us an expired coupon or an old man barking at a waitress about "earning her tip", these menaces are everywhere. 

Join us as we reminisce on our days in customer service and try to work through our shared retail trauma.  

We all know the feeling. It's about three days after pay day, you're feeling good. You know you have that sclooch in your account, ready to be spent. You go out and check your balance just in case, knowing you definitely have more than enough.   

Then that sinking feeling hits...where is it?! Where did it go?! I know I had money in here yesterday! This week, we discuss where our money goes, and Nick goes a little deeper on the overall economics of it. We're screwed, folks.

Let's take a trip down memory lane! This week, the crew reminisces on the good 'ol days of college. What was supposed to be a nice episode about how we grew as people quickly devolved into stories about sex, walking in on roommates having sex, and one claparific orgy.

What if I told you werewolves were actually vegetarian? This week, we take an unfortunate Uber ride and get stuck with a werewolf after midnight. He was actually a pretty nice guy, if not a little rough around the edges. He took us into his world so we'd be able to make an episode on the true nature of his people. 

Since this is us we're talking about, things obviously took an unexpected turn. Learn all about our friend Wolfie and out journey into Werewolfdom on this weeks episode of Somewhere Underground!

This week on Somewhere Underground, we're joined by our friend Tiffany to discuss the weirdest laws and taboos we could find. As usual, things  take an unexpected turn towards the strange and perverse almost immediately. 

 Do you think the citizens of Texas should be able to sell their eyes on the black market? Do swans need protection from wandering elephants? Find out on this weeks episode of Somewhere Underground!