Son of a Lunch Lady

We are officially saying goodbye (for now) BUT don't worry you can still follow the journey on the new podcast, Mike Heath's Orbital Garbage Project.

What is MHOGP? Our project to collect a piece of space trash.

How will we do it? Guerilla Marketing, Comedy, Events, and Luck.

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Seven steps to perfectly order a McRib from McDonald’s! We speak of inspiration from the James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan and Moment of Wenz. Plus, 3 phone calls discussing exciting new plans for the podcast. A truly blessed Christmas podcast.

Behind the scenes, deleted scenes, and Bonus material exclusively on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/MikeTonyHeath

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BREAKDOWN:

0:00 - Welcome back!

1:00 - 7 Steps to Order a McRib

13:21- Knitpick Collective

14:21 - Inspiration

20:18 - phone call #1

28:10 - phone call #2

30:04 - phone call #3

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LINKS AND STUFF:

1. Thanks to our sponsors 

    - Comedian Mike Heath - https://miketonyheath.com

    - Knitpick Collective - https://knitpickcollective.com 

2. Tix to all shows and deets here ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/shows⁠

3. Hit the Hotline -⁠https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miketonyheath/message⁠ 

4. Support the Poddy ⁠- https://www.patreon.com/MikeTonyHeath

5. Buy A Commemorative JTP Mug  - ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/merch⁠

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Don’t be scared to share with a friend or mom, it’s a comedy podcast you’re nephew  in New York or aunt from Tennessee could enjoy. Let’s get the pod to the moon. That way we can all be happy, healthy and financially stable adults. Step one, text the pod to a friend. Step two, support this son of a lunch lady on Patreon.  https://www.patreon.com/MikeTonyHeath

This week, Meg complains about phone trees and about grocery order pickups. Mike does a review of Thanksgiving traditions and gives a tip about corn. We talk Thanksgiving trivia and hear Gary Gulman’s joke on pulp. 

Behind the scenes, deleted scenes, and Bonus material exclusively on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/MikeTonyHeath

Follow Mike on socials:

YouTube https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath

Insta  https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/

TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy 

Facebook https://www.facebook.com/miketonyheathcomedy 

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BREAKDOWN:

0:00 - Welcome back!

1:40 - Opening Tidbits

4:34 - Grocery Pickup

8:07 - Phone Trees

9:25 - Todays Topic

10:20 - Deleted Scene: Patreon Exclusive

12:32 - Thanksgiving Trivia 

16:30 - Traditions

23:31 - Knitpick Collective

24:28 - More Traditions 

27:49 - Tip on Corn

29:55 - Joke of the week: Gary Gulman on Pulp

31:40 - Closing Encouragements 

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LINKS AND STUFF:

1. Thanks to our sponsors 

    - Comedian Mike Heath - https://miketonyheath.com

    - Knitpick Collective - https://knitpickcollective.com 

2. Tix to all shows and deets here ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/shows⁠

3. Hit the Hotline -⁠https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miketonyheath/message⁠ 

4. Support the Poddy ⁠- https://www.patreon.com/MikeTonyHeath

5. Buy A Commemorative JTP Mug  - ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/merch⁠

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Don’t be scared to share with a friend or mom, it’s a comedy podcast you’re nephew  in New York or aunt from Tennessee could enjoy. Let’s get the pod to the moon. That way we can all be happy, healthy and financially stable adults. Step one, text the pod to a friend. Step two, support this son of a lunch lady on Patreon.  https://www.patreon.com/MikeTonyHeath

Mike and Meg talk cartoons but a lot about Avatar the Last Airbender. We open up with Meg’s new deodorant and go straight into a hot episode about cartoons from our perspective.

What nation are you from? We ain’t talking about Mexico! Meg went to the Avatar the Last Airbender concert and she will never be the same. Mike started the episode by crying to one of the shows. 

It wasn’t all Avatar talk. We also dug into the Stoop Kid, SpongeBob, Scooby Doo, and some other funny tidbits. 

Don’t be scared to share with a friend or mom, it’s a comedy podcast you’re nephew  in New York or aunt from Tennessee could enjoy. Let’s go pod to the moon. That way we can all be happy, healthy and financially stable adults. Step one, text the pod to a friend. Step two, support this son of a lunch lady on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/MikeTonyHeath

BREAKDOWN:

0:00 - Opening Tidbits/Meg’s Deodorant

5:00 - Today’s Topic

7:43 - This Day in History/ Stoop Kid

10:18 - Awkward Moment about Mike being a therapist

12:30 -  Favorite Cartoons

16:18 - Knitpick Collective Ad

17:20 - Cartoon Concerts

19:50 - Avatar the Last Airbender Concert

29:35 - Claymation

32:40 - What nation are you?

37:10 - Closing Remarks

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LINKS AND STUFF:

1. Thanks to our sponsors 

    - Comedian Mike Heath - https://miketonyheath.com

    - Knitpick Collective - https://knitpickcollective.com 

2. Tix to all shows and deets here ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/shows⁠

3. Hit the Hotline -⁠https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/miketonyheath/message⁠ 

4. Support the Poddy ⁠- https://www.patreon.com/MikeTonyHeath

5. Buy A Commemorative JTP Mug  - ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/merch⁠

Mike is excited about getting a vacuum. Mike and Meg recount their Mt. Rushmore’s of the Europe Trip 2024. Meg’s bike gets stolen but Mike fights to get it back from the thief. Meg says good bye to Pink Pony Club Summer.

Come to hear confessions from an Uber driver, city parking etiquette tips, the Great Nashville Comedy Scene Debacle of 2024, and some other funny tidbits from the summer.

Follow Mike - https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/?hl=en

Breakdown:

0:00 - Opening Tidbits

2:08 - City Parking Etiquette

8:54 - Fired Up

9:10 - Summer Thangs / Nashville Thangs

14:54 - Clip from the Great Nashville Comedy Scene Debacle of 2024

19:02 - Confessions of an Uber driver

26:01 - Knitpick collective Ad

27:03 - More Uber Driver Confessions

36:30 - Life Suggestion: Could Be the Move 

38:20 - Closing Tidbit

Come to hear confessions from an Uber driver, city parking etiquette tips, the Great Nashville Comedy Scene Debacle of 2024, and some other funny tidbits from the summer.

Mike flys solo to share stories of aggressive humans on the sidewalks of Seattle, getting heckled about chicken patty day at school, seeing Joel Edgerton at the zoo, and other cool stuff.

BREAKDOWN:

0:00 Opening Tidbits

2:11 Sidewalk Experience

6:01 Some Comedy Stories

12:22 Listener Voicemail

16:35 Full Commitment

20:15 Knitpick Collective Ad

21:25 Big Hoarder Energy

26:44 SciFi Stuff

31:08 I Saw Joel Edgerton

35:50 Wrapping Up

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The Happy couple returns for another instant classic. Mike and Meg dive deep into spring cleaning as they look through a box of memorabilia. All the while riffing on Mike’s comedy shows, listener voicemails, upcoming changes to Southwest Airlines and self defense classes. 

BREAKDOWN:

0:00 - Opening Tidbits

2:00 - Comedy Trip to Tri-Cities

5:57 - Meg’s Tri-Cities Joke

19:55 - Listener’s voicemail

23:28 -Knitpick Collective 

24:33 - Southwest family

27:44 - Spring Cleaning

36:21 - The Stolen iPod

38:23 - More Memorabilia from the Good Old Days

52:57 - Funnies - Self Defense Class

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Mike talks what it’s like celebrating Easter in Seattle, visiting the Comedy Mothership, and exploring the comedy scene in Austin, Texas. 

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BREAKDOWN:

0:00 Opening Tidbits

2:03 Easter in Seattle

4:48 Sponsor: Knitpick Collective

5:54 Mike went to Austin

8:39 Kill Tony

10:15 Feeling Funky

12:38 Comedy Mothership Shows

17:18 Sponsor: Mike Heath Comedy

18:25 Austin Comedy Scene

21:50 YouTube Comments

23:10 Mullet Memoirs

26:02 Comedy in the Park

27:55 184 sets

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LINKS AND STUFF:

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SPONSORS:

This episode was brought to you by the Knitpick Collective.

Knitpick Collective is an online clothing brand that represents a group of artists and comedians. Their site offers unique all-over-print sweatshirt designs, as well as apparel that you won’t be able to find anywhere else. Do you like frogs on pennyfarthing bikes? Rainbow unicorns? How about vacuuming every day? Well then this site might be for you. 

Use promo code: SOMANYTHINGS to get 20% off shirts, hoodies, and hats! Check out Knitpickcollective.com today. That’s knit with a ‘K’. Tell em Mike sent you.

Jimmy Chuckles and the Fire Ants are back. Lil' baby EZ E joins the party, and together they'll riff on everything from questionable fast food concoctions to senior citizens getting a little too smooth in the sauna. We're talking AI-generated fever dreams about Dune, the Jason Momoa-Anaconda mashup you never knew you craved, and more goofy riffs to make folding laundry feel like winning the lottery. Charge up your AirPods, lace up your New Balance sneakers, and take a walk with us into the magical world of the Average Oddcast. 

BREAKDOWN:

0:00 - Opening monologue

1:42 - Opening

5:43 - Mind blowing fact

10:45 - Mike's retirement

22:16 - Sponsor: Knitpick Collective

23:15 - Sewer surfer

26:05 - Dad Bod

28:10 - Shaving in the Sauna

31:08 - Dune: Prisoner of the Moment

39:00 - Become a Founding Father or Mother

40:49 - Dune Fan Faction by AI

47:17 - Bad Ideas

48:54 - BI: Pay professional baby namer

51:46 - BI: Swim with this snake

54:13 - Anaaconda

57:40 Anaconda’s Aggressive Behavior

59:33 - Remix: Lord of the Rings

1:10:11 - Windin’ down

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Links and Stuff:

SPONSORS:

This episode was brought to you by the Knitpick Collective.

Knitpick Collective is an online clothing brand that represents a group of artists and comedians. Their site offers unique all-over-print sweatshirt designs, as well as apparel that you won’t be able to find anywhere else. Do you like frogs on pennyfarthing bikes? Rainbow unicorns? How about vacuuming every day? Well then this site might be for you. 

Use promo code: SOMANYTHINGS to get 20% off shirts, hoodies, and hats! Check out Knitpickcollective.com today. That’s knit with a ‘K’. Tell em Mike sent you.