Son of a Lunch Lady

Buckle up for a nostalgia-fueled rollercoaster with our fun-loving hosts, Meg and Mike, whose chemistry is so electric, it could reboot a Tamagotchi. 

Meg confesses to an alarming number of Webkins pets and pitches a compelling case for bringing back the Macarena to the forefront of culture. Mike feels old because Meg doesn’t know what a floppy disk is. He also thought it would be good to create some Dune Fan Fiction but it bombed so hard, he cut it from the episode. 

You’re gonna wanna listen to the whole episode because it’s jam packed with silly riffs, songs, and all around merriment. Whether it’s when we improv the song, “Snackrifice” or rewrite the film, White Chicks, you’re gonna be chuckling’ yourself to sleep. 

Breakdown:

0:00 Opening Tidbits

4:50 Fan Fiction Bail

7:21 Sponsor

8:24 Fictionary or Dictionary

14:21 Snackrifice Song

16:26 Retro Reboot

23:35 - Macarena Resurgence 2024

26:15 - Sponsor Mike Heath Comedy

27:01 Remix - Around the Horn

36:42 - Lessons Learned

38:56 - Closing Song

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SPONSORS:

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Drift away into this weird world. From consensual tickling, Bruce Lee, Pop-Tarts, the guy who eats raw chicken, to how you can live on “Mars.” We riff all over the world and back.

BREAKDOWN:

0:00 - Opening Tidbits: Tickling Bruce Lee 

3:38 - Comments

9:20 - Fictionary or Dictionary: Fuggle

13:03 - SPONSOR - Mike Heath Comedy

14:38 POP-TART TRIBUTE

17:05  Middleschool Dances

19:00 -  Weird World

27:00 - FUNNIES

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Resources

Silent mask - https://www.instagram.com/p/C3JNvPZp0BS/?igsh=NmxwYnd0MTRpMjlz 

Mars life- https://www.instagram.com/p/C3f-_ugytgQ/?igsh=a24wYjcybXNtZ3E2 

Amazon your house - https://www.instagram.com/p/C3MVl88P5Gm/?igsh=M2I1djl6cDRvYmxj 

uS line city in dessert - https://www.instagram.com/p/C3aO9ZwPh5j/?igsh=M3JiNXA2bWNidWNz

Burger King Meltdown - https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2nR2gExoJ3/?igsh=MXQ4d2oxa3FzcjZhNg== 

Airless basketball - https://www.instagram.com/p/C3QWgLYr7x6/?igsh=MWdpeTVlZnJrd21iZA== 

https://www.facebook.com/reel/726844439561088

Pinky calm down - https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1CSoGWOxKi/?igsh=OG94ZGplczlsZGFk 

Raw chicken experiment guy - https://www.instagram.com/rawchickenexperiment?igsh=dG94c3I4dDV1dXhv 

Join us in pondering the legitimacy of "riffology" —because who wouldn't want to study the science of riffing? They also delve into the bizarre world of news, including the curious case of a stolen 200-foot radio tower in Alabama. We’ve got Chinese flying cars and lots of fun surprises in this lil’ episode. Mike even sings about tacos. This episode promises a delightfully peculiar blend of insight and absurdity that'll leave you laughing and questioning the oddest corners of the world.

BREAKDOWN:

0:00 - Opening Tidbits: Chiefs Super Bowl Victory

1:28 - Comments

3:17 - Chinese Flying Car

4:48 - Mike Heath’s Comedy

6:18 - Fictionary or Dictionary: Riffology

11:32 - Stolen Tower in Alabama

14:40 - Tower jingle

16:25 - Closing Remarks: Founding Fathers and Mothers

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Mike breaks down all things mammals, KC Chiefs, Washington’s Funniest Mammal Competition, and Bark GPT!

Breakdown:

0:00 - Opening Tidbits: Super Bowl 

- KC Wolf and the Kansas City Chiefs

3:05 - Washington’s Funniest Mammal 

5:18 - Mammals

7:02 - Ice in His veins

8:32 - Mammal Trivia 

10:17 - Kangaroos are the Best Hoppers

11:36 -  Underground Mammals

12:40 - Powerful Smellers

13:55 Least Intelligent Mammals

18:22 slow loris

20:54 - Mike’s Monday Motivation

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We cover the complete history of biscuits. It’s way more interesting than you could ever imagine. Mike challenges all oddballs to 50 push ups to find a better biscuit joke than what you will find in Dusty Slay’s new Netflix Special, Workin’ Man. 

Listen in for the brand new segment, “Fictionary or Dictionary.” Or tune in to hear about Subway’s newest innovation. Let’s eat fresh together!

BREAKDOWN:

0:00 - Welcome Back Tidbits

2:15 - Dusty’s Netflix Special

4:28 - Dusty likes Small Talk

7:10 -The History of Biscuits

18:47 - “Fictionary or Dictionary”

22:36 - Subway’s Innovation

25:00 - Oddly Funny Showcase

26:37 - Founding Mothers and Fathers

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Mike is back for the first pod of 2024. We got good news trees can walk, dogs can drive, and you can do it. From ski lift mishaps to supernatural invisibility cloaks, this episode is packed with mind-boggling events that will make you question reality. Or your place in it. 

Buckle it because it’s about to get weird. And funny. We hope. We really do. We do this all to be funny. So if it’s just weird and not funny, we have failed you. If you find it funny but not weird, welcome home my friend. You are in the right place. You must be an Oddball.

BREAKDOWN:

0:00 - Welcome Back Tidbits

0:58 - Ski lift accident and AI involvement

3:12 - CosMcs coming to a city near you!

5:21 - Driving Dogs

8:34 - Chinese Invisibility Cloaks

17:57 - Walking Trees

19:48 - Sauna Hats

22:35 -  Sponsor : Comedian Mike Heath

24:09 - Sponsor: Sauna Hat company

24:59 - Dusty Slay's Netflix special, Workin’ Man

26:21 - Closing Tidbits

Links and Stuff:

Ski Lift 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cz_hOkJLYVX/?igsh=MWJxZ2JtaXNxamNxNA%3D%3D

CosMcs

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/mcdonalds-cosmcs-locations-near-me-bolingbrook-illinois-starbucks/

Dogs driving https://www.instagram.com/p/C2BbOIvJYm9/?igsh=aWxjMGx5cjhwaXp1

invisibility cloak -https://www.instagram.com/p/C0eIDlSihs9/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== 

Bubble House - https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxpTRjUr_VE/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Kenneth Copeland film -https://www.instagram.com/reel/C068Mwwrmya/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Walking Trees -

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxkRniwIwmd/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

All your favorite moments from the podcast over the last year in one episode.

Breakdown:

0:00 - Last Intro of 2023

Mike is joined by Kyle "Jimmy Chuckles" Ultican and Colin "Bad Candy" Comeaux to talk all kinds of weird world activity!

The guys talk cleanfluencers, the world's most remote island, the missing fighter jet, real estate on the moon in 2040, the new space hotel, self healing metals, the Colorado Bigfoot sighting, time travel and more! It's a whirlwind of weird.

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