We'd like to apologize to ghosts, Go Down Moses girl, the Scottish, the Irish, and the creators of all video games and video game music. Now that that's out of the way, enjoy this salad!

Writing partners Shannon & Scott tempt the salad spinner of fate as they write a short song about a random topic in a random style of music.

On this episode we interview our first ever guestpert, Kevin Grady of Black Plastic! We attempt to write a song in his style without making fools of ourselves. Did we succeed? You (and Kevin) be the judge...

Writing partners Shannon & Scott tempt the salad spinner of fate as they write a short song about a random topic in a random style of music.

Have you ever felt small in the grand scheme of things? Like, really small? Maybe... 3mm at most? Floating in the ocean? If this describes you, you'll get a sense of comfort from this week's salad with creamy, dreamy dressing!

Writing partners Shannon & Scott tempt the salad spinner of fate as they write a short song about a random topic in a random style of music.

Poor, fake Gustav is sad. Don't be like fake Gustav - have a tasty song salad with blues cheese dressing!

Writing partners Shannon & Scott tempt the salad spinner of fate as they write a short song about a random topic in a random style of music.

Were you curious about what Do the Vanasco (Episode 8) would sound like in reverse? Well, today's your lucky day. See if you can hear where Scott says "Ayn Rand"...

It's time to travel south of the border and dance, dance, dance at Carnival!

Writing partners Shannon & Scott tempt the salad spinner of fate as they write a short song about a random topic in a random style of music.

This week we write 10 songs. No, seriously. 10 songs.

Writing partners Shannon & Scott tempt the salad spinner of fate as they write a short song about a random topic in a random style of music.

This week Shannon & Scott have to write in a certain style of music about another style of music, sung in a different style of music. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. P.S. Apologies for the late upload #thanksobama

Writing partners Shannon & Scott tempt the salad spinner of fate as they write a short song about a random topic in a random style of music.

This week in CAPS: "EVERYTHING'S RUINED!" "GENESIS P. ORRIDGE!" "TAMBOURINE!" and MORE!

Writing partners Shannon & Scott tempt the salad spinner of fate as they write a short song about a random topic in a random style of music.

This week - Shannon & Scott make a correction on some misinformation from last week and the Salad Spinner throws them into the 1940's. Also, Scott tries to scat.

Writing partners Shannon & Scott tempt the salad spinner of fate as they write a short song about a random topic in a random style of music.