Sooo Aggressive

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa (@vanessavjohnston) sits down with her brother Hamilton to discuss his perspective of society today. Hamilton and Vanessa talk voluntary celibacy, and alternative notions of male disadvantage and discrimination in today's society. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston!

OUTLINE:

1. Intro (0:00 - 1:24)
2. Hamilton the Virgin (1:25 - 2:16)
3. The Government Made Women a Threat to Men (2:17 - 6:18)
4. MGTOW (6:19 - 11:42)
5. Self-Improvement Time (11:42 - 16:45)
6. Restructuring Society and Cat Calling (16:46 - 28:00)
7. Intentions (28:01 - 33:34)
8. Attraction for Reasons (33:45 - 42:27)
9. MGTOW Changing the World (42:28 - 45:16)
10. Scared of Normal Life (45:17 - 52:26)
11. Upcoming Societal Changes (52:27 - 1:00:00)
12. Right to Repair and Capitalism (1:00:01 - 1:15:39)
13. Living in System II (1:15:40 - 1:19:47)
14. Outro (1:19:47 - 1:20:47)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa (@vanessavjohnston) sits down with world renowned DJ, Ry Toast (@rytoast). The ladies discuss the many hurdles of being a woman in male-dominated industries. They also share sentiments on how to maintain balance and self-respect while pursuing a career in entertainment – you can say no to gigs you don’t want! All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston!

OUTLINE:

1. Intro (0:00 - 1:00)
2. The Hurdles of Girl DJs (1:01 - 9:55)
   • Hell Yes! or Hell No! (5:19 - 6:41)
   • Betty and Bertha (6:42 - 8:20)
   • Touring with Tyrone’s Jacket (8:21 - 9:55)
3. Making Each Other Better (9:56 - 13:29)
4. The Love for DJing (13:30 - 15:24)
   • Too Hyped (14:12 - 15:24)
5. Shutting Down Hecklers (15:25 - 16:19)
6. Comics Heckling You (16:20 - 19:23)
7. Experimenting with the Tables (19:24 - 20:50)
8. Roasting the Hecklers (20:51 - 23:33)
9. Unedited (23:34 - 24:07)
10. A Love for Hip Hop (24:07 - 26:27)
11. Advice to the Audience (26:28 - 29:12)
12. Outro (29:13 - 31:13)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa Johnston (@vanessavjohnston) sits down with TikTok star, Davante Wilson (@itsdavantewilson). Davante enlightens us about what it takes to be a content creator, and how working with TikTok has affected his life. The episode concludes with some juicy girl talk where the two discuss what goes into taking the perfect photo, how to get over heartbreak, and how to be a boss bitch. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston!

OUTLINE:

1. Intro (0:00 - 1:13)
2. Clothes from Forever 21 (1:14 - 2:59)
3. Davante's Business-Driven Family (3:00 - 5:18)
4. TikTok Life (5:19 - 45:00)
   • How did you get into TikTok? (5:19 - 7:16)
   • First Post Nerves (7:17 - 9:21)
   • Makin' Money (9:22 - 11:50)
   • The Next Big Thing (11:51 - 13:00)
   • Remixing Ideas (13:01 - 18:56)
   • Arizona Sucks (18:57 – 23:17)
   • Davante Got Robbed (23:17 - 26:15)
   • It's the Alcohol (26:16 - 28:22)
   • California Bound (28:23 - 31:54)
   • Logan Paul Fights (31:55 - 33:45)
   • New Influencer Advice (33:46 - 36:19)
   • Changes to TikTok (36:20 - 40:15)
   • Setting Trends (40:16 - 45:00)
   • How to Click with Davante (43:23 - 45:00)
5. Girl Talk (45:01 - 1:05:15)
   • How to be a Boss Bitch (45:01 - 47:55)
   • What's Your Good Side (47:56 - 50:42)
   • Event Guests (50:43 - 51:31)
   • Davante's Type (51:32 - 52:35)
   • Bussy Talk (52:35 - 54:58)
   • Hooking up with Straight Guys (54:59 - 58:00)
   • Getting Over a Heart Break (58:01 - 1:00:41)
   • How to Take the Perfect Selfie (1:00:42 - 1:05:14)
6. Outro (1:05:15 - 1:05:53)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa (@vanessavjohnston) sits down with actress and model Effy Harvard (@effyharvard) to discuss ageism in relationships, mercury retrograde, and Veganism. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston! 

OUTLINE:

1. Intro (0:00 - 1:06)
2. Food Combos (1:07 - 5:00)
3. Love Life (5:01 - 9:43)
   • Vanessa’s Relationship is Moving Fast (5:01 - 8:18)
   • Effy Doesn’t Want to Waste Her Time (8:19 - 9:43)
4. A Little About Effy (9:44 - 16:03)
   • Acting/Modeling Career (9:44 - 12:47)
   • Snacking 24/7 (12:48 - 16:03)
5. Veganism (16:04 - 23:01)
   • Vanessa’s Vegan Ex-Boyfriends (16:04 - 18:09)
   • Cellular Agriculture (18:10 - 20:19)
   • “Unnatural Selection” (20:20 - 23:01)
6. Astrology and Mercury Retrograde (23:02 - 25:07)
7. Dating “Puppies” (25:08 - 29:16)
8. “Party When You’re 85!” (29:17 - 35:50)
9. Girl Talk (35:51 - 1:06:54)
   • How to Pose Like a Model (35:51 - 46:50)
   • How to Maintain Blonde Hair (46:51 - 51:06)
   • Eyelash Trauma (51:07- 54:47)
   • Essential Beauty Products (54:48 - 59:13)
   • Which Female Figure Do You Look Up To Most? (59:14 - 1:06:54)
10. Outro (1:06:55 - 1:07:34)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa sits down with her fiancé Jay for a special Valentine’s Day edition of the podcast! The couple deep dives into their relationship, getting into the nitty gritty of their love story, as well as how the two are keeping things spicy in the bedroom. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston!

OUTLINE:

1. Intro (0:00 - 1:08)
2. The Preface (1:09 - 3:50)
3. Jay's House Rule (3:50 - 5:14)
4. Military Man (5:15 - 6:53)
5. No Butt Play (6:54 - 7:26)
6. Military Man cont. (7:27 - 9:28)
7. One-night Stand Turned One True Love (9:29 - 13:31)
8. Thoughts on One-Night Stands (13:31 - 16:37)
9. How to Keep a Relationship Spicy (16:37 - 20:05)
10. Two Alphas in a Relationship (20:06 - 26:13)
    • Dealing with two Alphas (20:06 -22:13)
    • Talking Exercise (22:14 - 24:24)
    • Wise Man Jay (24:25 - 26:13)
11. Apart on Valentine's Day (26:14 - 27:21)
12. Living Together (27:22 - 36:09)
    • Likes and Dislikes (27:22 - 36:09)
    • Creating a Strategy to Fight (36:10 - 37:24)
13. Girl Talk (37:24 - 55:36)
    • Best Honeymoon Spot (37:24 - 39:49)
    • Celeb Couple Dinner (39:50 - 42:32)
    • Why Jay Won’t Have a Threesome (42:33 - 46:01)
    • Being Engaged to a Comedian (46:02 - 46:42)
    • The First Things Vanessa and Jay Noticed About Each Other (46:43 - 48:24)
    • Safe Word (48:25 - 50:38)
    • Advice for Long Distance Relationships (50:38 - 55:36)
14. Outro (55:36 -56:04)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa (@vanessavjohnston) sits down with comedian and former presidential candidate, “Regina” (Ben Gleib, @bengleib). After diving into “Regina’s” career as a politician, these jokesters discuss everything from eating baby animals, to picking out the perfect outfit for the Oscars. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston! 

OUTLINE:

1. Intro (0:00 - 2:44)
2. Can't complain (2:45 - 5:27)
3. Fancy Podcast (5:28 - 6:17)
4. How Has Being a Comedian Affected You as a Person? (6:18 - 19:15)
   • Comedy Semi-Ruins You (6:18 - 9:56)
5. Telling stories (9:57 - 11:38)
   • How to Win a Male Comedian’s Heart (11:39 - 19:15)
6. Ben’s Political Career (19:16 - 40:25)
   • Offer a Different Choice (22:16 - 25:18)
   • Hate the Party System (25:19 - 28:53)
   • "Little Headaches" (28:54 - 32:03)
   • Don’t Get into Politics (32:04 - 34:43)
   • The End (34:44 - 40:25)
7. Eating Animals (40:26 - 52:17)
8. Coronavirus (40:26 - 43:29)
9. Eating Baby Animals (43:30 - 47:34)
   • “I’m gonna be food probs” (47:35 - 48:45)
   • Bacon Bucket, Bacon Body (48:46 - 50:06)
   • Save a Koala, Eat a Horse (50:07 - 52:17)
10. Girl Talk with Regina (52:18 - 1:04:45)
    • Regina’s Backstory (52:18 - 55:08)
    • Period Cravings (55:08 - 56:34)
    • 5 Steps to Become a Politician’s Mistress (56:35 - 58:55)
    • What Would You Wear to the Oscars? (58:56 - 1:04:45)
11. Answer IG Live Questions (1:04:46 - 1:12:30)
12. Outro (1:12:31 - 1:13:40)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa (@vanessavjohnston) catches up with fellow comedian Gabby Lamb (@gabbylamby). The girls dive deep into feminine topics such as selling your eggs and boob shaming, but also offer up some friendly advice for their fellow comedians. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston!

OUTLINE:

1. Intro (0:00 - 1:46)
2. Korean Skin Care (1:47 - 3:54)
3. Online Shopping (3:55 - 7:26)
4. Tits and Lips (7:27 - 27:25)
   • Donating Eggs for Boobs (7:27 - 11:15)
   • Vanessa Talks Tits (11:16 - 15:05)
   • Growing up with Small Boobs (15:06 - 19:24)
   • Titty Shaming (19:25 - 23:00)
   • Vanessa's Boob-job Experience (23:01 - 25:19)
   • Lip Injections (25:20 - 29:14)
   • Lash and a Lip (29:15 - 31:32)
5. If Vanessa had a Dick... (12:31 - 17:52)
   • Vanessa is Special (12:31 - 14:23)
   • Phantom Dick (14:24 - 17:08)
   • Who is Still Down? (17:08 - 17:52)
6. Comic’s Self-Help (31:33 - 52:37)
   • The D.U.I. Process (31:33 - 34:25)
   • A. and SLAW (34:26 - 37:59)
   • Healthy Dating (38:00 - 41:40)
   • Love Goals (41:41 - 50:20)
   • Comics are Special (50:21 - 52:37)
7. Questions from IG Live Comments (52:38 - 59:15)
8. Chris Delia (59:16 - 1:01:15)
9. Dating Profiles and Apps (1:01:16 - 1:04:07)
10. Girl Talk (1:04:08 - 1:05:14)
11. Dating a Celebrity Crush (1:06:14 - 1:11:09)
12. Mother's Bush (1:11:10 - 1:12:40)
13. Outro (1:12:41 - 1:14:21)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa (@vanessavjohnston) sits down with The Bachelor star, Nicole (Nick Viall; @nickviall), to discuss everything from Catholic guilt to the sexiest way to put on a condom! All this and more on Sooo Aggressive!

OUTLINE:

1. Intro (0:00 - 1:14)
2. Cycling for Australia (1:14 - 6:27)
   • Conspiracy Theories (4:29 - 6:27)
3. Exposing the Truth (6:28 - 9:23)
4. Worried About AIDS & Catholic Guilt (9:24 - 12:09)
5. High School Stories (12:10 - 18:41)
   • Getting Bullied (12:10 - 14:29)
   • Nick’s a Runner (14:30 - 15:26)
   • “It Cat” (15:27 - 18:41)
6. Plants and Relationships (18:42 - 24:38)
   • Plants are like Relationships (18:42 - 21:24)
   • Converting Fuck Boys (21:24 - 24:38)
7. Questions with Nick (24:39 - 26:49)
8. Ego-Killer Shrooms and Schizophrenia (26:49 - 31:15)
9. Nick is Taking Comedy Classes (31:16 - 34:20)
10. Girl Talk with Nicole (34:21 - )
    • Who is Nicole? (34:21 - 40:11)
    • Nicole’s First Period (40:12 - 41:30)
    • Sexy Way to Put On a Condom (42:31 - 43:41)
    • Blue Balls -Let it Go Hand Movements (43:42 - 45:24)
    • Dating Profile (45:25 - 54:56)
11. Words of Wisdom with Nick (54:56 - 58:09)
12. Holding dick (56:26 - 58:09)
13. Outro (58:10 - 58:38)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa (@vanessavjohsnton) sits down with Stephanie (Steven Lee, @quangou) and discusses a plethora of topics, including conspiracy theories, Star Wars, and Steven’s fear of getting raped by a man in prison. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive!

OUTLINE:

Intro (0:00 - 1:44)

Steven Found a Girlfriend (1:45 - 3:42)

Joshua Tree, Stars, and Conspiracy Theories (3:43 - 6:25)

Back to the Future (6:26 - 7:32)

Minnesota Memories (7:33 -  9:33)

Disney is for Millennials (9:34 - 10:49)

Ready to Die (10:50 - 13:28)

Thought’s on the New Star Wars (13:29 - 27:50)

• Vanessa's notes on The Rise of Skywalker (13:29 - 17:32)
• Crazy about Babu Frick (17:33 - 21:43)
• Steven's Thoughts on the Movie (21:44 - 27:50)

Obsessed Over "You" (27:51 - 34:52)

Steven's Fear of Rape and Prison (34:53 - 42:28)

Girl Talk with Stephanie (42:29 -  53:26)

Bad Feminists (53:27 - 57:04)

Outro (57:04 - 58:43)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa Johnston (@vanessavjohnston) sits down with Kathy from accounting (Jamie Kennedy; @thejamiekennedy). The ladies react in shock as it’s announced that Donald Trump has been impeached, they discuss lazy American linguistics, and they ponder the idea of having a “phantom dick.” All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston!

OUTLINE:

1.     Intro (0:00 - 3:16)

2.     No Makeup Kathy (3:17 - 5:00)

3.     Trump Impeachment and Stocks (5:01 - 7:02)

4.     Astrological Signs (7:03 - 12:30)

• Live a Little, Virgos! (7:03 - 9:00)
• When Girls Say “Dude” (9:01 - 11:23)
• The “Bruh” Resolution (11:24 - 12:30)

5.     If Vanessa had a Dick... (12:31 - 17:52)

• Vanessa is Special (12:31 - 14:23)
• Phantom Dick (14:24 - 17:08)
• Who is Still Down? (17:08 - 17:52)

6.     Bad Tattoo Ideas (17:52 - 21:09)

7.     Past Sooo Aggressive Guests (21:10 - 23:05)

8.     Vanessa’s Red Carpet (23:06 - 24:23)

9.     People Don’t Take Jokes Anymore (24:24 - 26:07)

10.  Kathy From Accounting’s Back-Story (26:08 - 27:58)

11.  Plans or the Holidays (27:59 - 28:48)

12.  Outro (28:49 - 30:09)