Sooo Aggressive

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa Johnston (@vanessavjohnston) sits down with Miss Santa Monica, Erin Jones-Wesley (@erinjoneswesley), to dissect several topics, including pageantry, finding self-worth, and overcoming adversity. These deep discussions combined with light-hearted conversation about pop culture and hairstyles, make for a wonderful episode. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston!

OUTLINE:

1. Intro (0:00 - 2:31)
2. Obsessed with Elegance (2:32 - 4:06 )
3. Social Media and Plastic Surgery (4:07 - 8:42)
4. Pageant Life (8:43 - 13:02 )
   • Eyelashes (8:43 - 9:25)
   • Vanessa’s Pageant Coach (9:25 - 11:17)
   • Embracing Femininity (11:18 - 13:02 )
5. Erin Finding Self-Worth (13:03 - 22:04)
   • Miss California (13:03 - 14:27)
   • Message Board Drama and her Softball Career (14:28 - 19:29)
   • Listen to Yourself – “What’s Best for Me?” (19:30 - 21:15)
   • Be an Inspiration (21:16 - 22:04)
6. Growing Up (22:05 - 30:47)
   • Astrology Signs (22:05 - 23:11)
   • Value your Age and Voice (23:12 - 26:38)
   • Erin’s Personal Growth Through AFI (23:13 - 28:26)
   • Imagine Entertainment’s Program 28:27 - 30:47)
7. “You’re Allowed to Have Big Dreams” (30:48 - 33:26)
   • Pretty Boss Ladies vs. The World (33:27 - 36:37)
   • “You’re Wasting Yourself” (36:38 - 39:04)
   • Use Your Tools (39:05 - 41:05)
8. People’s Attitudes Towards Hairstyles (41:06 - 48:41)
   • Wigs for Men (48:42 - 51:33)
9. “Do You Study Stocks Much?” (51:34 - 53:18)
   • Housing Market (53:19 - 56:58)
10. Millennials Don’t Trust Anyone (56:59 - 1:01:55)
    • Gen Z (59:38 - 1:01:55)
11. Evolution of Pop Culture (1:01:56 - 1:06:01)
12. Outro (1:06:02 - 1:06:50)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa (@vanessavjohnston) sits down with good friend, model, and ballerina, Claudia Salinas (@misssalinas). The girls delve deep into discussions about the brutal realities of model-casting, being “sober-celibate,” and having secret fetishes. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston!

OUTLINE:

1. Intro: (0:00 - 1:27)
2. Claudia used to be in a band (1:28 - 5:15)
   • Clarinets and Black Dude’s (3:37 - 5:15)
3. Claudia is now an American citizen (extraordinary alien) (5:16 - 7:50)
4. The Mean World of Model-Casting (7:51 - 16:12)
   • Model Castings (7:51 - 9:23)
   • Starving Yourself (9:24 - 11:05)
   • Semi-fit but Cellulite (11:06 - 12:28)
   • Body Shaming on Social Media (12:29 - 16:12)
5. Living “Sober-Celibate” (16:13 - 31:24)
   • Taking a Break on Sex and Dating (16:13 - 19:21)
   • Vanessa's Month of Celibacy (19:22 - 22:04)
   • Reciprocated Respect (22:05 - 30:23)
   • Tall, Dark and Handsome (30:24 - 31:24)
6. Relationship Quirks (31:25 - 46:02)
   • Secret Fetishes (31:25 - 35:37)
   • "People Pleasing" Guys (35:38 - 37:58)
   • Vanessa Takes Claudia on a Date (37:59 - 39:14)
   • Having High Standards (39:15 - 43:30)
   • Mediocres Meet (43:31 - 46:02)
7. Claudia’s History (46:03 - 53:07)
8. Heart-shaped Pubes (53:08 - 54:13)
9. Outro (54:14 - 54:40)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa Johnston (vanessavjohnston) sits down with fellow comedian Daphnique Springs (iamdsprings) to discuss how to cope with “haters”, how to date without having sex, and how to progress your career without changing who you are as a person. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston!

OUTLINE:

1. Intro (0:00-0:54)

1. Scorpios and Other Signs (0:55 - 2:21)

1. Body Types and Warts (2:22 - 7:02)
   1. Fat guys and Mom-bods (2:22 - 4:47)
   2. Warts Suck (4:48 - 7:02)

1. White Fairytales (7:03 - 8:05)

1. Trolling on Fake Accounts (8:06 - 10:44)

1. “Don’t Cross Me” (10:45 - 12:02)

1. Ascending in Comedy (12:03 - 13:31)

1. Haters and Backstabbers (13:32 - 24:33)
   1. Dealing with the Hate (13:32 - 19:17)
   2. Ugliness Exposes Itself (19:18 - 24:33)

1. Daphnique’s Schools (24:34 - 27:00)

1. Famous People and Auras (27:01 - 34:55)
   1. Glowing Auras (27:01 - 30:07)
   2. Vanessa’s Famous Person Sex Rule (30:08 - 34:55)

1. Gifts Without the Sex (34:56 - 43:30)

1. What’s Next for Daphnique (43:31 - 44:15)

1. Daphnique’s Technique to Getting Stuff (44:16 - 47:05)

1. Outro ( 47:06 - 47:33)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa (@vanessavjohnston) educates us on a variety of subjects, including: how to grow magic mushrooms, monkey masturbation, demonic porn, etc. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston!

OUTLINE:

1. Intro (0:00-0:55)
2. How Grow Magic Mushrooms for Research (0:56 - 9:18)
3. No Nut November Sucks (9:19 - 13:04)
4. Zoos and Monkeys (13:02 - 17:51)
5. Vanessa’s Letting Go Moment (17:52 - 23:24)
6. Insults aren’t Hot (23:25 - 24:31)
7. Messing with the Intern (24:32 - 27:09)
8. Edgy Jokes (27:10 - 29:42)
9. Holidays with the Family (29:43 - 32:27)
10. Fucking the Devil   (32:28 - 37:36)
11. Fleshlights and Clean Vaginas(37:37 - 41:09)
12. Scorpio Season (41:10 - 44:51)
13. Outro (44:52 - 45:42)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa engages in some juicy girl-talk with good friend, Laurie Douglas. Laugh along with these two as they discuss Laurie’s crazy stripper ex-boyfriend, being a bad feminist, threesomes, and sooo much more. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston!

OUTLINE:

1. Intro (0:00-2:50) 
2. Laurie’s Texting Intervention (2:51 - 5:53) 
3. Ex-Boyfriends and Videogames (5:54 - 14:01
   1. Fortnite Sucks (5:54 - 7:36)
   2. Vanessa’s Live Account (7:37 - 8:42)
   3. Laurie’s Male Stripper Ex (8:43 - 14:01) 

1. Relationships and Drama (14:02 - 28:59)
   1. Vanessa’s BF (14:02 - 17:17)
   2. Snatchin’ Up the Good Guys (17:18 - 19:14)
   3. 28 and Not Married (19:15 - 21:35)
   4. Baby Mama Drama (21:36 - 23:27)
   5. Getting Closure (23:28 - 25:45)
   6. Establishing Parameters (25:46 - 28:59) 

1. Instagram Feeds and Baby Fever (29:00 - 34:59)
   1. Trump Impersonations (29:00 - 30:40)
   2. Instagram Feeds and Babies (30:41 - 34:59)

1. Good/Bad Feminists (35:00 - 40:47)

1. Open Relationships (40:48 - 47:09)
   1. Why Threesomes Are Attractive (42:38 - 43:54)
   2. Guys Who Ask For Threesomes (43:55 - 47:09)

1. Heaven for Everyone! (47:10 - 51:25)
2. Disneyland On Shrooms (51:26 - 52:37)
3. Reminiscing the Beginning of Sooo Aggressive (52:38 - 53:26)
4. Going on the Road (53:27 - 56:13)
5. Outro (56:14 - 57:26)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa (@vanessavjohnston) chats with fellow comedian Sarah Lawrence (@thesarahlawrence) about doing shrooms, women proposing to their boyfriends, and the many mysteries of Australia. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston!

OUTLINE:

1. Intro (0:00-2:43)

2. Sarah’s Mushroom Trip (2:43 - 9:41)

a. Sex on Mushrooms (8:40 - 9:41)

3. Relationships and Saying “I love you” (9:42 - 34:11)

a. Booty Call to Boyfriend (10:15 - 15:43)

b. It’s Different this Time (15:44 - 16:53)

c. Would you Propose to a Guy? (16:54 - 17:08)

d. Love has No Ego (17:09 - 23:37)

e. Proposing to a Guy (23:38 - 28:20)

f. Open Relationships (28:21 - 30:09)

g. Rite Aid Manicures (30:10 - 31:32)

h. Saying “I love you” First (31:33 - 34:11)

4. Roast Battle with Sarah (34:12 - 39:51)

a. STD Jokes are Funny (36:12 - 37:36)

b. Drinking Water (37:37 - 39:51)

5. Halloween in Australia (39:52 - 45:19)

a. Big Bags of Candy (39:52 - 41:18)

b. Halloween and Roo Bars (41:19 - 45:17)

6. Sarah’s Food Taste and Diet (45:18 - 50:33)

a. Not a Taco Fan (45:20 - 47:12)

b. Racist Sandwich (47:13 - 48:17)

c. Panera Bread (48:18 - 49:06)

d. Vanessa’s Grandparents (49:07 - 50:33)

7. Improv Classes and Characters (50:34 - 53:22)

8. Peeing in a Wetsuit (53:23 - 55:58)

9. Broken Ankle on a Bird (55:59 - 57:26)

10. Calling Out People on Social Media (57:27 - 1:01:56)

11. Outro (1:01:57 - 1:03:30)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa (@vanessavjohnston) chats with friend and fellow comedian, Josh Adam Meyers (@joshadammeyers), about Josh’s wild younger years, what you should and should not include on your dating profile, micro-dosing cheese, and much, much more. Also, laugh along with Vanessa and Josh as they discuss the many facets of sex and dating. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston!

OUTLINE:

1. Intro (0:00-1:13)

2. Warming Up (1:14 - 3:41) a. What kind of woman is Josh (1:14 - 2:47) b. The Down Fall of Influencers (2:47 - 3:41)

3. Josh’s Kardashian Days (3:42 - 11:49) a. Cocaine and Mexico (3:42 - 9:06) b. Personal Assistant Problems (9:07 - 10:36) c. Natural Beauty and Plastic Surgery (10:37 - 11:49)

4. Your Other Side and Dating (11:50 - 20:13) a. Vanessa’s Male side (11:50 - 13:47) b. Maybe in a Relationship? (13:48 - 16:19) c. Bad Date Moves (16:20 - 20:13)

5. Niche Knowledge (20:14 - 26:53) a. Microdosing Cheese (20:14 - 24:48) b. Secret Condoms (24:49 - 25:56) c. Josh is a Vaper (25:57 - 26:53) d. Shoes (26:54 - 31:19)

6. Internet Dating Tips (31:20 - 54:55) a. Screening Potential Matches (31:20 - 34:09) b. Men Don’t Read Bios (34:10 - 35:48) c. Raya Sucks (35:49 - 35:48) d. Bad Dating App Responses (35:49 - 41:05) e. How to Write a Bio (41:06 - 43:41) f. Teresa’s Dating Life (41:42 - 51:35) g. Teaching Sensei How to Fuck (51:36 - 54:55)

7. Sex on TV (54:56 - 1:02:21)

8. Strip Club DJ Stories (59:15 - 1:02:21)

9. Snacks and Sex (1:02:22 - 1:04:32)

10. Outro (1:03:33 - 1:06:32)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa (@vanessajohnston) catches up with social media sensation, Peggy Sue (@curtislepore), to discuss dating, slutty influences, and sex in space. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive with Vanessa Johnston!

OUTLINE

Weekly Shoutouts (:00-:41)

Intro (:41-1:47)

Dating Sampler Platter (2:57-4:40)

Slutty Influences & Sexy Foods (4:40-8:51)

Dating Advice from Peggy Sue (8:52-12:49)

Vanessa’s Glue-on Nails, Masculine Tendencies, and Sensei Sexcapades (13:13-17:24)

Social Stalking is Addictive (17:24-18:18)

White Russians in Your Face (18:19-20:44)

Coachella, When Guys Notice Your New Hairstyle, & Political Banter (20:44-26:02)

Cool New Lingo & VSCO Girls (26:02-28:29)

Commercials with Agendas, Ricky Martin, Spice Girls, & Friends with Kids (28:29-35:43)

Britney, B**** (35:44-39:00)

History Lessons from Indiana Jones, “Labeoufing,” and White Claw Enemas (39:00-44:20)

Never Stop Stopping (44:20-46:02)

Vanessa Doesn’t Like To Be Chased (46:02-52:15)

Space-Sex, Japanese Sex Dungeons, & Robot Relationships (52:15-1:01:27)

Outro (1:01:27-1:02:55)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa is joined by comedian Liz Miele (@lizmiele) to discuss combating negative thoughts, self-improvement, and growing as a comedian. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive!

OUTLINE:

Intro (0:19-2:20)

Warming Up (2:21 - 6:22)

Names for Dicks (2:21 - 3:23)

Astrology Signs (3:24 - 4:31)

Beanie Weather (4:32 - 5:37)

Liz Never Ages (5:38 - 6:22)

Liz’s Coming Up Story (6:23 - 14:25)

16 and Depressed (6:23 - 8:19)

Living like a Child (8:20 - 12:16)

“Feel Good” Attention (12:17 - 13:39)

Chipped Nails (13:40 - 14:25)

Single, Healthy, and Progressing (14:26 - 34:23)

Self Work in Progress (14:26 - 19:28)

Uprooting Negative Thoughts (19:29 - 23:35)

Having an Original Perspective (23:36 - 25:28)

Breaking Negative Loops (25:29 - 29:34)

Projecting High Standards (29:35 - 34:23)

Building a Comedy Career (34:24 - 59:00)

Hard Work Pays Off (34:24 - 37:09)

Good Material Takes Time (37:10 - 41:36)

Growing as a Comic (41:37 - 47:12)

Trying Something Different (47:13 - 49:05)

How Liz Keeps Going (49:06 - 55:15)

Find Your Voice (55:16 - 59:00)

The Few Hobbies of Liz (59:01 - 1:00:51)

Jokes with Purpose (1:00:52 - 1:03:29)

Outro (1:03:29 - 1:04:54)

In this episode of Sooo Aggressive, Vanessa is joined by writer/comedian Mona Mira (@monamira) to discuss her new job, controversies in the entertainment industry, dick pics, and owning your imperfections. All this and more on Sooo Aggressive!

OUTLINE:

Intro (:53-3:11)

A Little Late with Lilly Singh (3:11-4:42)

RiteAid nails are fantastic to pick your nose with! (4:42-7:57)

SNL Drama, Twitter Wars, and Racism (7:57-18:20)

Shrooms (18:20-21:54)

“Botox and Baby Bags” (21:54-24:18)

Why are we hairy? (24:18-26:16)

“Eye-Ran” vs. “Ee-Ron” & Speaking “Persian” (26:16-28:37)

Civil Rights in Iran (28:37-30:43)

Dick Pics (30:34-33:06)

Super Smart and Super Hairy (33:06-40:41)

Being Proud of your Plastic Surgery (40:41-43:32)

Own your Imperfections! (43:32-45:23)

Big Butts & Botched Butt Injections (45:23-48:26)

Boycotting Equinox, Donald Trump, and White Nationalism (49:13-57:26)

Voting, Politics, & No More Daylight Savings! (57:26-1:02:15)

Wrap-up (1:02:56)