Sorry For Screaming

-Alan’s family has a trampoline they don’t use

-Owning Entry level prestige stuff “ruins the gimmick” according to Gerald

-Sneakers & Hurricanes

-“Nobody knows how girls work”

-“Marriage is  secretly  throwing stuff away”

-Hurricanes

-SUV’s

-Hakeem the Dream Etonics

As usual we start the show with a quick shout out to “Hillary”

A discussion on Ellen Degeneres

Is it ok to discuss & criticize someone who makes $50 million dollars a year? Well of course.

This week we discuss Ellen Degeneres

“Dancing Around”

Does Ellen hate Dancing Around?

What happened to Jonathan Taylor Thomas?

Does it get tiring to “Dance Around”?

Michael Jordan punched Steve Kerr, did he deserve it?

Alan tells Gerald to Sell Out to become Successful

What is Post Malone?

-We say goodbye to Kamala the Ugandan Giant

-Kamala vs Kamala Harris

-Kamala vs. Hillary

-Death Wish is about shooting scum bags?

-Did “Home Alone” steal from Death Wish?

-Gerald Torregosa & Alan Adams try to decipher who is Post Malone

-Alan thought Post Malone was related to Karl Malone

Assault? What’s your occupation sir?

If you punch a Man you have to say their occupation

Young women still love Old dudes? (Sean Penn)

Don’t make jokes about Hillary Clinton, she can end you

Johnny Depp “The Original Hipster”

Johnny Depp, Amber Heard

Gerald sounds like a morning shock jock & Alan calls him out

Wilford Brimley death

Back to the Future Trilogy Discussion

Alan Believes You can Defeat Robots with Stairs

-Robots can’t climb stairs

-Is Jeff Bezos t2000?

-Overlord of Mars Elon Musk

-Elon Musk needs to catch up on sci-fi

-Google DeepMind or Allen Iverson?

-Alan prefers Dolph Lungren as He-Man over Ivan Drago

-“Cabin Fever” movie great scene

-How to Get rid of dead people

Alley Cat Cam Girl/“Potluck Vol 1”

-Old Russian Couple Fighting

-Expressing yourself in your Native Tongue

-“You don’t know what that bread is, PUT IT DOWN!”

-If you’re Republican does that mean you’re not scared of Covid?

-Boston Red Sox fans are racist

-Are people from Boston racist?

-Where did Bryan Adams learn to be racist?

-People are attracted to Amazon’s Alexa

-Online affairs during Covid

Avoiding conversations/Quarantine Haircut

-My former barber gave Jim Gaffigan’s kids a good haircut, but not me

-Do you try & avoid conversations with people?

-Learn how to avoid “The Back & Forth”

-Learn how to get people to stop talking to you

-Do people actually care? Or do they just want your money?

-We debunk how the “Saturn Car Company” went out of business

-Why can’t we just be honest in today’s society?

-Alan recommends reverse psychology to get people to stop talking to you

-Gerald & Alan discuss the mysterious circumstances surrounding Ray Rivera

-More importantly Gerald & Alan discuss how things would go if they went missing

-How detectives act during investigations

-Paulina expects Gerald to text her if he gets abducted

-Alan tells us how to act in case he gets abducted

-It takes women 45 minutes to 90 minutes to order food from an app

-“Side Chick City”

-Gerald gives you a list of great men with Side Chicks

-Steven Hawking had side chicks?

-When is it too far?

-Alan recommends Gerald get a side chick to help with his life, not for fornication

-No one feels sorry for old men that go missing

-Are you a side DUDE?

• “The Gerald Torregosa Train”
• Gerald wants to buy a car
• Spending money you didn’t earn
• “Back to Wal Mart we go”
• “You can’t afford that car, let’s get you into a “Hyundai”
• Kia is the official car of the NBA
• Does LeBron drive a Kia?
• Did Tiger Woods get a divorce due to Buick?
• “Don’t worry you’ll have another dream soon”
• Why do we always end up back at Wal-Mart?
• “The official car of the NBA is very reliable Gerald”