Sorry For Screaming

• Alan discusses his empty birthday party
• Is CoronaVirus putting the world in a “Time Out” because humanity is misbehaving?
• Are celebs depressed due to CoVid-19?
• Comedians are now doing stand up online, are they the new cam girls?
• Zoom parties are in style now?
• Burning Man
• Lucifer Rodriguez’s train makes an appearance in the background
• undocumented workers vs Illegal Aliens

Alan Adams & Gerald Torregosa continue to podcast even during the coronavirus era.

Listeners sent in questions about their relationship issues during the pandemic which include:

• pregnancy
• dating
• questions about anal sex

Gerald wants status updates for older celebs while he continues to get "Silver Alerts"

Topics for this episode

-Alan is concerned about Hubie Brown during the global pandemic

-Man refuses to stay in hospital, police surround his house

-from NY Post “The Coronavirus toilet seat challenge”

-Science has proved that some people are annoying

-a discussion on who might be scientifcally annoying

-Gerald saw a fan of the show reviewing business insider for their survival news

-Alan tries to help Gerald understand why you can’t be real with people

• We couldn't avoid it as it's now a Pandemic. Please enjoy:
• CoronaVirus Volume 2
• Racism with Asians in Alabama?
• Alan keeps laughing about CoronaVirus
• A Business website helps us survive the CoronaVirus
• Ghost Stories-Thailand ghost the Krasue

Eating exotic foods including Bat Doo Doo, Snakes, Civets,may cause illness or CoronaVirus

Why do Asians eat “Exotic” Foods & Medicines? Is it for Erections?

Special CoronaVirus & Exotic Medicine Expert Kevin Ko joins us to uncover the truth especially about all things exotic animal feces

Inner Child Wounds

Paulina probably wants kids with someone else

She forces Gerald to eat Kale & secretly thinks he’s fat

Why do certain people love Kale so much?

Paulina sends Gerald a long list of his inner child wounds

Alan wants to live across the street from his wife and family

Gerald discusses Paulina’s thoughts on “hot women”, “older women” & checks out other women in front of her

Paulina does Oracle Readings

Gerald gets out of doing a magic show

Could you date someone just for the money?

Would you sell someone’s stuff if they were in a coma?

-Gerald discusses Kanye West’s song “Gold Digger” on Valentine’s Day

-Alan discusses Kanye West new “Jesus Walks” socks

-Alan gives tips to married folks on how to survive Valentine’s Day

-Gerald breaks down Derek Jeters career & dating career

-If you are a dude it might be best to be single until after your career

-Nick Cannon, Mariah Carey,

-Gerald gets concerned that he’s traumatizing Alan's son

-Tom Brady, Robert Kraft, Patriots & Massage Workers

-Stealing sugar packets & condiments

-Ketchup packets, dip & squeeze ketchup, giant ketchup pump at restaurants

Gerald’s girlfriend see’s a Shaman & demands he write her a love song

Gerald wishes he could write songs like Billy Gibbons & ZZ Top’s catalogue 

Do certain communities wear surgical masks to show off?

Gerald’s girlfriend tries to force magic mushrooms on him

Do successful people do drugs?

The John Mayer "soft 500"

Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh 

Alan Adams will be at the Houston Improv 2.13.20 for "Couple's Therapy"

-Alan & Gerald discuss Kobe Bryant

-Alan loves the Rockets & claims to love mediocrity

-Kobe loved winning & James Harden likes strip clubs

-Do you get mad when your sports team loses?

-Gerald likes watching sports fans when they get their heart broken

-Alan destroys his car & gets a tattoo

-Do you smack your friends new tattoo’s?

-Are there cam-guys in the world?

-Alan mentions there’s no mail order grooms

-Gerald brings up “international objects” back in the old WCW & “undocumented” objects

Alan Adams will be at the Houston Improv Feb 13 2020