This week the boys navigate through a series of technical difficulties before diving into a light-hearted conversation about Mother's Day. What would Joshua look like as a leprechaun? Are we just all NPC's? plus, we get a Podcast first! Two AI songs in one episode, vote for your favorite in the description! Finally, did you know May is alien abduction awareness month? and are you rocking Crocs? So many questions, all of them answered, Enjoy the show!

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-----Chapters-----

(00:00) Technical Troubles and Podcast Beginnings

(02:59) Housekeeping and Updates

(06:02) Celebrating Mother's Day

(08:59) Leprechaun Day and AI Images

(12:01) Soap Rant and Hygiene Discussion

(14:50) Main Topics Introduction

(18:02) Post Mother's Day Reflections

(21:41) Humor in Parenting

(24:05) Acknowledging Mothers

(28:00) Alien Abduction Awareness Month

(32:35) The Alien Tinder Experience

(41:50) NPC Universe Exploration

(47:01) Exploring the Nature of Reality and Dreams

(48:01) The Role of Personal Expression in Fashion

(51:06) Understanding Identity Through Personal Items

(58:10) Fun Finds and Collectibles

(59:55) Fortunes and Lucky Numbers

-----Sound Bites-----

• "Too much fucking troubleshooting."

• "It's so depressing."
• "Damn, my video is hella delayed."
• "I have another seltzer."
• "We do this thing called AI radio."
• "Happy Mother's Day!"
• "I'd say you were always right."
• "Keep it simple."
• "Repress feelings like a champ."
• "People have gotten too soft."
• "Shout out to all the moms."
• "This was a value find."
• "This takes me back."

This week the boys have a whole slew of games, including a fun spinning wheel and rapid-fire questions. Games not your speed? What about a hypothetical scenario about traveling inside the human body or who would win, 100 humans vs 1 Silver Back Gorilla. Plus, the surprising phenomenon of microwaving grapes. oh no. Enjoy the show!

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-----Chapters-----

(00:00) Introduction and Humor

(01:26) Unboxing and Collectibles

(03:50) Beverage Choices and ASMR

(07:13) Housekeeping and Updates

(10:20) Star Wars Celebration

(15:27) Hypothetical Travel Dimensions

(18:44) Exploring the Microcosm: Inside the Human Body

(22:13) Rapid Fire Fun: Quick Questions and Answers

(27:00) AI Song Showcase: Musical Creativity Unleashed

(31:59) Spin It: Google Prompts and Fun Discoveries

(38:24) Microwaving Myths and Grape Plasma

(40:20) The Great Gorilla Debate

(46:20) Iron Man vs. Aliens Showdown

(50:54) Fun Finds and Collectibles

(56:02) Closing Thoughts and Lucky Numbers

-----Sound Bites-----

• "Everything we do is very important."
• "I got a billion-year-old dick."
• "It's so frosty."
• "We made it, we made it."
• "May the fourth be with you."
• "I want to take a poll."
• "I love this shit."
• "Whoa, plasma from a grape?"
• "Sacrifices will be made."
• "The sheer numbers, I think, just..."
• "Iron Man vs. one million aliens?"

This week the boys have a podcast first; an episode filmed into a new day. Super late-night pod anyone? They ask CHAT G.P.T what it means to be human, as well as common wishes people have. Spoilers, its money. Sean tells a childhood trauma story, while Joshua talks about getting poison oak on his twig and berries. Enjoy the show!

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-----Chapters-----

00:00

Introduction and Technical Difficulties

07:00

Housekeeping and Updates

14:01

World Wish Day and Human Desires

19:58

Exploring What It Means to Be Human

27:01

Creative Expression and AI in Music

32:51

Creative Inspirations and Fun Songs

33:57

Exploring First Memories

38:01

The Impact of Trauma on Memory

46:15

Device Detox: The Need for Breaks

47:05

Navigating Digital Overload

54:34

Fun Finds: Collectibles and Nostalgia

01:02:06

Final Thoughts and Words of Wisdom

-----Sound Bites-----

"What do most people wish for?"

"You never got the first chance, right?"

"I think health is probably the best one."

"What does it mean to be human?"

"You feel good?"

"It's fucking fun."

"I don't remember being in that place."

"I just remember throwing up everywhere."

"I still have that shit."

"It's a part of your income or whatever."

"You gotta get off your Amazon addiction."

"I don't have much to say. I'm just tired."

This week the boys introduce a housekeeping segment with updates on their website and merchandise. Joshua talks about becoming a new dishwasher. We get a Global Selfie Day picture spectacular, with included rating guide. Sean talks about how he almost ate a bolt at a restaurant, and if Joshua would have sent the plate back. Plus, the infamous Fire Festival and its sequel, and the humorous reactions to Katy Perry's ground-kissing moment. Enjoy the show!

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-----Chapters-----

Introduction and First World Problems

00:00

Housekeeping Corner and Updates

03:01

Global Selfie Day and Selfie Reactions

05:54

Exploring Alternate Realities Through Photos

08:57

Character Stats Breakdown

18:35

Selfie Day Celebrations

24:25

Restaurant Limits and Expectations

29:40

The End of Humanity: Cosmic vs. Earthly Threats

38:50

The Threat of Cataclysmic Events

42:20

Fire Festival 2.0: A Cautionary Tale

45:05

Katy Perry's Ground-Kissing Controversy

48:57

Fun Finds and Fortunes

55:59

-----Sound Bites-----

"I'm having first world problems."

"Dishwashers are not cheap."

"The songs, they are bangers."

"If Joshua was a wizard."

"I'm sitting at 74 hit points."

"Happy Global Selfie Day!"

"I found a bolt in my food!"

"We're on a galactic pool table."

"Jupiter is our big brother."

"Nobody wants to just blow it up."

"Katy Perry kissed the ground."

"Does she deserve all the flack?"

This week the boy's run into all kinds of technical difficulties. From Sean losing his video and audio, to Joshua reading inappropriate cookies. They pull it together for a few good conversations about false advertising, with a Funko mystery box as a case study. Sean talks about easter candy and choking on a marble. Plus being trapped in IKEA, could you survive? Enjoy the Show!

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00:00 Introduction and Episode Overview

09:13 False Advertising and Consumer Expectations

16:48 Unboxing Funko Mystery Box

18:41 Unpacking Collectibles and Disappointments

21:59 False Advertisements and Consumer Experiences

23:49 Easter Memories and Candy Preferences

30:11 AI Song Showcase and Musical Insights

35:12 Survival Scenarios: Trapped in IKEA

40:18 Babysitting Challenges: Communicating in Minecraft

42:37 Creative Communication with Kids

44:28 Playing God: The Ethics of Reviving Extinct Species

49:01 Funko Pop Collecting: A Mystery Box Reveal

55:29 Fortunes Against Humanity: A Humorous Take

58:14 Lucky Numbers and Positive Vibes

-----Sound Bites-----

"I fucking hate those."

"It's called Tropic Desert."

"I highly recommend this."

"Somebody got you something."

"Is this false advertisement?"

"I'm gonna say trash."

"I remember using real eggs."

"I would totally do that."

"Bring back extinct animals?"

"I think it'd be fun!"

"I appreciate that!"

"They get towed!"

This week, Joshua has a pet peeve about flossing. He asks Sean his feelings about Zoo's and if the soap is always clean. Plus, Sean gets sentimental while announcing his retirement. Wait, what? This is a joke, right...Enjoy the show?
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Celebrating 80 Episodes08:04
What's in Your Cup?16:03
Pet Peeves: Flossing at the Table19:14
Wieners and Nature's Reality24:49
The Duality of Zoos26:48
The Dual Nature of Zoos29:49
AI Music and Creative Expression36:16
Cannabis Corner: CBD Drinks and Their Effects40:00
Philosophical Questions: Soap and Ice Cubes43:59
Existential Thoughts: Alien Life vs. Galactic Loneliness46:30
Reflections on 80 Episodes52:49
Fun Finds and Fortunes-----Sound Bites-----"Ketchup is not a smoothie.""Nature doesn't cuddle.""Zoos are educational but can be sad.""AI music is an epic experience.""CBD drinks can be found in grocery stores.""Is soap dirty if dropped on the floor?""Galactic loneliness is scarier than alien life.""We're not alone; we're all aliens.""Creativity is a passion I've discovered.""We don't care about metrics; we just have fun.""80 episodes of this wonderful podcast.""Why was the new knife amazing?"

This week, the boys were hit by a solar flare! Well. at least Sean was, so his audio might be a bit messy here and there, Sorry. BUT Joshua takes us on another influenced journey of questions. While Sean tells a story about meeting an all-time great! And Are dinosaurs actually real? Enjoy the show!-----Visit Us-----Websitehttps://sorryforthedelay.live/Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnITikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypodInstagram https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod-----Chapters-----00:00Introduction and Banter03:06April: A New Month and Its Significance06:01Drinks of the Month: What's in Our Cups?08:57Fun Facts About April12:04April Fools' Day Stories17:16April Fool's Stories and Shared Experiences18:21Great Minds Think Alike: The Cosmic Connection24:38Gratitude and Meeting Fluffy: A Memorable Experience31:49Concert Chaos: The Seat Dilemma39:01AI Song of the Week: Bone to Ride42:56Creative Ventures and Branding44:56Exploring Cannabis Culture50:01Dinosaurs: Fact or Fiction?53:58Fun Finds and Personal Treasures01:00:57Closing Thoughts and Reflections-----Sound Bites-----"I'm double fisting tonight!""This is the month of green!""April is the month of green!""Cheers, this is green!""Great minds think alike.""Even trolls bring it on.""It was a whole mess.""Ketchup is a smoothie?""Can you daydream at night?""Are chickens dinosaurs?""The month of green is here!""Let’s have fun everybody!"

This week, the boys are talking kitchen etiquette and nostalgic snacks as They celebrate National Weed Appreciation Day. They debate over dark chocolate versus milk chocolate, and the proper way to prepare cereal. Plus, a segment called 'Cannabis Corner,' where they ponder humorous and philosophical questions, as if they were under the influence. Enjoy the Show!

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-----Chapters-----

02:57

Late Night Vibes: Drinks and Dishes

06:09

Exploring New Flavors: Happy Dads Review

09:03

Listener's Pet Peeve: Kitchen Etiquette

14:56

National Weed Appreciation Day: OG Snacks and More

17:56

Nostalgic Snacks: A Trip Down Memory Lane

23:40

Snack Nostalgia and OG Favorites

29:45

RIP Soft Drinks and Iconic Beverages

33:56

Under the Influence: Go-To Snacks and Drinks

41:02

Weird Hills to Die On: Dark Chocolate and Cereal Preferences

46:11

Cereal Preferences and Hot Dog Debate

50:21

Cannabis Corner: High Thoughts and Questions

59:50

Celebrating National Weed Appreciation Day

01:06:01

Fun Finds and Fortunes: Wrapping Up the Episode

-----Sound Bites-----

• "They're full of cum, Joshua."
• "Do you remember pop rocks?"
• "You're so on purpose"
• "I love this shit"
• "It's a symphony in your mouth"
• "You're a fucking monster"
• "You're fucking stupid"
• "RIP to dick insider"
• "I love grapefruit juice"
• "I don't eat that shit"
• "Keep it simple, keep it fun!"
• "We just hit 50 subscribers!"
• "Deuces!"

This week, the boys are talking pet peeves about parking etiquette. We get a new weekly segment called 'Weird Hills to Die On,'. are you a fan of Guinness and the Irish goodbye? Plus, a light-hearted conspiracy theory connecting rainbows to potatoes. Enjoy The Show!

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-----Chapters-----

02:58 Drinks of Choice: Whiskey and Seltzers

09:06 Pet Peeves: Parking Etiquette

14:58 Luck vs. Skill vs. Talent

18:05 Luck, Skill, and Talent in Sports

21:52 The Role of Superstition

25:43 Superstitions in Daily Life

30:44 Weird Hills to Die On

36:23 St. Patrick's Day Themes

41:19 Understanding the Irish Goodbye vs. Houdini

42:21 The Etiquette of Leaving Parties

43:39 Leprechauns: Cute or Creepy?

46:10 Rainbows and Gold: The Myth Explained

49:31 Conspiracy Theories and Potatoes

-----Sound Bites-----

• "This is your first time hearing this"
• "I have not only one happy dad seltzer"
• "You probably got more luck."
• "I think it's a head thing."
• "I think we all have our little ticks."
• "Kiss me, I'm Irish. Cringe or cute?"
• "Irish goodbyes, rude or effective?"
• "I call that a Houdini."
• "Just put them in a group text."
• "Is it cute or creepy?"
• "You can't even fucking read them!"

This week, the boys are talking about the challenges of road trips, including annoying drivers and the discomfort of long hours in the car. Sean shares a humorous conspiracy theory about daylight savings time, suggesting it stems from a time travel experiment gone wrong. Finally, they discuss the nature of dreams and the accountability someone has for actions taken in them. Plus, a hot Cheeto shaped like an anime lizard. Enjoy the show!-----Visit Us-----Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/

-----Full Theory-----Time Travel Glitch Cover-UpDST is a Band-Aid for a 1918 time-travel experiment gone wrong. Scientists accidentally fractured the space-time continuum, and now we “spring forward” to hide the rip.1. The Suspicious Origins of DSTReal Fact: Daylight Saving Time (DST) was first implemented in the U.S. in 1918 via the Standard Time Act, ostensibly to save fuel during World War I by maximizing daylight hours.Conspiracy Twist: But why 1918? Coincidentally, this was the same year Nikola Tesla allegedly published a lost paper on “temporal harmonics” and the U.S. government began secretly funding experiments in quantum physics. Historians quietly admit that the real push for DST came from a classified project called the Philadelphia Chronology Initiative—a supposed attempt to manipulate time to gain an edge in the war.2, The Philadelphia Chronology DisasterThe Setup: According to "leaked documents" (conveniently "lost" in a 1920s library fire), scientists in Philadelphia attempted to create a “time bubble” to spy on enemy plans. Using Tesla’s theories and early radio waves, they aimed to “peek” 24 hours into the future.The Glitch: On March 31, 1918—days after DST began—the experiment allegedly ripped a microscopic fracture in spacetime, causing a localized “time loop” that trapped a clocktower bell-ringer in a 1-hour repetition of his day for 37 years (he was only freed when DST was temporarily abolished post-WWI).3. The Evidence: Clocks, Confusion, and Quantum ResidueFact: Humans are notoriously bad at adjusting to DST. Studies show increased heart attacks, car accidents, and workplace errors during the transition.Conspiracy Angle: This isn’t just biology—it’s quantum dissonance. Our bodies subconsciously detect the “missing hour” from the 1918 fracture. Ever feel like time “vanishes” in March? That’s the glitch’s residue.Smoking Gun: In 1997, physicist Dr. Albert Fauxman (a pseudonym, obviously) published a debunked paper in Journal of Temporal Anomalies claiming that atomic clocks near Philadelphia still “stutter” by 1.3 nanoseconds every March. Coincidence?4. The Whistleblower Testimony: “They Called It Operation Hourglass”Fake Testimony: In 2004, a Reddit AMA by user u/TimeBandit1918 claimed to be the great-grandson of a lab assistant on the Philadelphia project. He shared “declassified” notes (written in Comic Sans, naturally) stating:“The fracture couldn’t be closed, only patched. So we sync our clocks to its rhythm. Spring forward, fall back—it’s not a policy. It’s a containment protocol.”*Supporting “Proof”: The U.S. Naval Observatory (which oversees timekeeping) is located just 120 miles from Philadelphia. Why so close to the “accident” site?5. Modern Clues: Pop Culture and Corporate CollusionBack to the Future Nod: The 1918 fracture explains why time-travel movies always use 88 mph, flux capacitors, or clock towers—they’re mocking us with truth!6. Why the Cover-Up ContinuesGlobal Complicity: Over 70 countries now use DST, meaning the “glitch” may have gone viral. Time zones are a placebo to keep us from noticing the wobble in reality.Conclusion: Wake Up, Time Sheep!The government wants you to blame your March grogginess on “circadian rhythms.” But the truth is out there—or rather, out of time. Next time you “spring forward,” remember: you’re not losing sleep. You’re paying reparations for a 106-year-old science oopsie.