Sorry I sexualize you so much - The Barbie Movie

We're just a couple Barbie girls, in a Barbie world, trying to figure out what possibly could have made BenKen Schmapiro decide to light literal toys on fire. We are here to report that after watching the Barbie movie, we confidently can say that we still have no idea what would illicit such a fiery (pun deeply intended) response from BenKen. If you've seen the movie, you know what an absolute magical cinematic masterpiece it is. If you haven't watched it and you've been told that lighting toys on fire is an appropriate response to a woke, feminist agenda pushing trash film, we're here to tell you that no, that's not the correct response. Call it what you may- even woke and feminist if you're that attached to labels- but we'd suggest instead of arson, some self reflection would be a cheaper and safer option that will yield better results. If we still haven't convinced you, Ryan Gosling sings a song and beaches people off, let that alone be the reason you let this masterpiece grace your eyeball vision see-ers.

RESOURCES-

Interview- https://youtu.be/GuWr-v3TOO8

Trivia- https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1517268/?ref_=ext_shr_sms

WE'RE ON PATREON - patreon.com/ladiesandtangents

MERCH - ladiesandtangents.com/lt-merch

*NEW* SUBMIT YOUR STORIES - [email protected]

FOLLOW ALONG WITH US ON SOCIAL MEDIA - @ladiesandtangents