There’s a new wind blowing ladies and dudes.  Can you feel it?  Humid and heavy with the aroma of bullshit.  Welcome any and all new listeners.  This is a good place to start because this episode we talk about combat juggling, Ben Affleck as Batman, getting Doug Benson high, going to Wisconsin, the Goldilocks zone, being a cat person, comic books vs soap operas, the ONE thing time travel movies get wrong, and much more.  Then there’s the return of JFW, a new crazy theory, and an all new segment.  Don’t bother pinching yourself, it’s real (unless you get off on it, then by all means…).  This episode is brought to you by Atro Feed.

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I’m Chris Cubas’ friend, are you?

Doug Loves Movies

Combat Juggling

This week’s SteinFiles

Makin’ th’ bux.

James chose quality over quantity vis–à–vis the hank buck reverse side message.

Parenthesis choke. (plus I spelled parenthesis wrong)

It’s been five months, but we finally found our lost episode.  Coincidentally enough, the episode we lost was our Sorry, Kansas Loves Lost episode…can you believe that?  Our friend Mark joins us to discuss the ups, the downs, and the hippie grocery store we all worked at together when Lost was in it’s heyday.  Be sure to listen all the way to the end to solve the mystery of how this episode was lost in the first place!

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50 unanswered questions

108 fan apologies

How Lost should have ended

We found this in the alley on an empty pallet.

Stephen Kink

This week James and I interview the stars of the new web series Sweethearts Of The Galaxy, Kit Quinn and Tallest Silver.  We talk about working on the series, the Guild of Calamitous Intent rings, costuming in general, The Venture Brothers, Star Trek, The Watchmen, comics, comic conventions, and of course much more.  Stay tuned after the interview for our signature segment Joke Machine.  Once again, on the behalf of James, I’d like to thank Kit and Tallest for a great interview.  Sweethearts of the Galaxy premiers September 6th.  This episode is also brought to you by Coats 4 Cats.

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Sweethearts on Youtube

Sweethearts on Facebook

Kit ‘n Silver on Facebook

Twigger’s Holiday

Benedict Cumb-otter-batch

Our Instagram (pictures of my cat)

Here’s the shirt Kit and I were both cool enough to get.

Joke Machine; new look, new slips, same bullshit!

This week’s topics include renting cable, the power of words, mind over matter, moving day, and much more.  Also featured are Jon Feist Writes and Neck Deep In Shatner.  Incomplete is by Shine.

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Shine’s soundcloud

Take comedy seriously

Free music

Free sound effects

We’ve got guests galore for this episode.  There’s James’ wife Angela, we also call our old friend Ryan, and after all that none other than Jeremy Irons and The Fart show up!  Frankly, it’s almost too much to handle, but I trust you folks…you’re obviously smart.  Some of the things we talk about this episode are youthful pyromania, summer camp, heroism, My Buddy dolls, royal babies, and much more.  Just a quick correction, I said Uncle Buck when I meant King Ralph.  My apologies.  The Fancy Piano Song is performed by Angela.

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Hot Coffee

Burning Love

Burning Love’s creator on HDTGM?

My Buddy

This week James and I are joined by our friend Nathan to discuss one of my favorite subjects, Star Trek.  As I relistened to this, I was surprised to hear all of say Star Track more than once (sorry, kansas).  This episode is full of fond memories, playful ribbing at some of Star Trek’s more silly parts, and some of our ideas as to where the franchise could go from here.  This episode is brought to you by Star Trek: The Next Generation: The Movie: The Porno Movie as well as the other Klingon fighting school in town Time For K’pla.

Sure I traced this, but I traced the shit out of it!

Some fancy new phasers.

Here’s a ship of my own design.

Here are some technical specifications.

My apologies, this episode has been recorded for over a week and I’m just now releasing it.  I wish I had a proper reason for you fine folks, but you know…(trails off).  Speaking of late, James and I were both late to the studio when we recorded this.  Luckily The Fart didn’t notice that his show was going long, so the first fifteen minutes or so is the tail end of his interview with M Night Shyamalan.  Once we get going we talk about who’s who amongst American teens, cancelled NBC shows resurrected as online comics, very expensive garbage that helped end lives, Expendables 2, “conspiracy theories”, and much more.  This episode is brought to you by Season 2 of Comedy Bang! Bang! (I wish they knew we existed) and The Gates Of Stoval Core.

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This is the only fun one, the others are depressing.

A fucking divining rod!?!

Bohemian Grove

The Cremation of Care

The entire Paul is dead documentary

Let me start off by saying that I’m sorry that I got so drunk during this episode.  In fact, James made a photo recently that I feel captures my sentiments exactly:

The topics this week include youthful exuberance, viewing footage of fancy new 4K resolution, the definition of cannibal, homelessness, Wal-Mart declaring it’s independence, toothpick factories, toothpicks in general, Jon’s very first meta joke that he can remember, and much more.  There’s also a special Christmas in July edition of Jon Feist Writes.  The clip of John and Yoko is from the film Imagine.

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Last week we got a new fan.

This week he has his own podcast.  Kids these days…

Mr Plinkett reviews Insurrection.

Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee.

I bet Justin Bieber would have this guy stabbed.

Some people weren’t even born when this was new.  Deal with that.

It’s been such a crazy week in the news, that James and Jon felt that they would be remiss if they didn’t discuss it.  In doing so they happened into an excellent format.  The first thirty minutes is all current events and outrage.  The second thirty minutes is spent on Jon Feist Writes.  The final thirty minutes are the silly topics such as running while phased, Twinkie’s return, free games from X-box, Simpsons Land, Netflix on the PS3, the creepy love of young girls for horses, and much more.  I’m A Band Leader is from Frank Zappa’s Lost Episodes.

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Fucking people

The Koch Brothers Exposed

If you’re broke

Fuck off, Max!

I’m going to this

Brace yourselves…

I know, it’s been a long and hellish week and it ain’t over by a damn sight.  So take a load off and listen to two dude in Kansas talk about the smell of a Goodwill, creepy plastic baby dolls, Dan Harmon’s return to Community, good penis days, ice, some business, and much more.  Plus the majestic return of Joke Machine, and I try to sell my old belt.  I mean for fuck’s sake, George Lucas even stops by.  What’s not to love?  (don’t answer that)  Internet Friends is from Knife Party‘s EP Haunted House.

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More lies presented as fact.

Make it REDDER!!!

$150?  REALLY!?!?

Here she is. A steal at $40.

As you can see, two of the hole are untouched.

The buckle is pristine.

A little light wear is to be expected.