We’re back and bett..well, as good as ever.  I’m actually kidding about the modesty this time folks, because this episode is just like a positive response in the 1970s…solid.  That’s right, join us for energetic conversations on candy, air fresheners, the false sense of safety received from driving a big vehicle, nearly pointless options for automobiles, tomtatos, Halloween costumes, and much more.  There’s also Jon Feist writes and my roommate Alan joins us at the end for a discussion of the post office and the whole shitty-assed government at large.  This episode is brought to you by Snakkles and Perfrume.

Also, we probably don’t say it enough, thanks for listening!

FUCK Michael Bay

Check out this green guy

Tomtato

James used at lest 2 different reference points, this is fucking accurate.

Next week is the big second year anniversary for the show, however we have nothing special planned (sorry).  If you ask me, every episode is special.  Anyway this week James and I talk about the perfect place to spend counterfeit money, suspicious rednecks, little psycho boys growing boobs, the house stenographer losing her shit, red flesh, and much more.  This episode is brought to you by SorryKansas.com.

The SteinFiles:

You gotta see this guy.

Links:

You go girl

get your little boy titty money

Now you can listen to just the joke machine!  More added each week!

This week we have something you want to hear!  We have an exclusive interview with Horatio Sanz, Paul F Tompkins, and Scott Aukerman recorded after the Comedy Bang Bang live show in Milwaukee.  I talk about the trip as a whole, make fun of hotels, and try to relay the misery of a nine and a half hour drive.  We also talk about insulting commercials, products they didn’t come up with a name for, John Travolta’s doctor policy, the government shutdown, and more.  This week’s episode is brought to you by world famous podcaster Scott Aukerman and the magic from Paul F Tompkins’ hand.

HEAR THE SHOW I SAW!

RE:  the shutdown, no one won.  Here are some sample pages from the hotel catalog.

You can even buy the bed.

I seriously can’t understand why this hatbox costs twice as much as that bed.

Things start out as heavy as they ever have this week, but it doesn’t last long.  What does last long is an extra-special, life-changing Jon Feist Writes.  Of course we also talk about a ton of disparate shit.  Listen to find out what it is.  This episode is brought to you by Godamitol.

This nut job is my actual cat.

It’s been a long run of guests lately, so this week James and I decided to keep it simple…and get back to basics…and a dozen other meaningless cliches that I can rattle off at a moments notice.  I’m not sure if it’s clear based on that pile of shit I just typed, but it’s just James and I this week.  We talk about bad jokes, the reason why CBS is number one in the ratings, brand new cars, our childish government, disappearing video stores, and much more.  There’s also Jon Feist Writes, SteinFiles, new words, and Neck Deep in Shatner!  This episode is brought to you by Arel Stein.

The SteinFiles

This is quite painful

This however, is a delight

The poltergoosed in action.

This week James and I are joined by our good friend Adrian.  On top of being a great dude, he’s also in the rock group The Magentlemen.  We talk about the local music scene, high school injustice, governmental injustice, racism in America, cheap tracking devices, racist bullets.  Then we realized how dark it was getting so we finish up with The SteinFiles, Jon Feist Writes, and JOKE MACHINE! (I know I’m the only one who likes joke machine, but I’m typing this so deal with it)  Guts by The Magentlemen is off their forthcoming second album.

The Magentlemen

On Bandcamp

On Facebook

At The Replay

The SteinFiles

For Briona

Awkward game show

…don’t bother

Other Links

Breaking Bad auction

Tile

Mow Your Fucking Grass

It’s that time again!  Our good buddy, Jason Voorhees stops by for a third time.  Also this week we are joined by Brent and Noah, the creators of Bones to Pick on Very Mint Comics.  We talk about their comic, Brent tells some serious stories, and things get sort of heavy, but then there is an exquisitely embarrassing edition of Jon Feist Writes, and of course Jason was a treat as always.  In fact, this episode is brought to you by Jason Voorhees.

Links:

Noah’s website

Very Mint Comics

Brent & Noah’s viral hit

Bones To Pick

Jason says this timeline is only a few years off.

Jason’s first appearance

Jason’s second appearance

Artwork by Stephen.

Steinblogger’s Stephen skypes with us about small city sex scandals, some Superman stuff, sorta strange safety speeches, as well as straight up shitty summer cinema shlock.  (ALLITERATION!)

Links:

Stephen’s podcast

Winfield sex scandal

David Lynch’s coffee commercial #1

David Lynch’s coffee commercial #2

This week on the show James and I welcome our friend Mason from the bands Better The Devil, and Aaron Traffas Band into the studio.  We talk about his bands, royalty checks, 69th birthday parties, serendipity, racist cops, banking hours, and much more.  Plus, I give the resolution to the drunk hitting my car fiasco from a couple weeks ago.  Hollywood Bomb is by Better The Devil, and Fence Post is from Aaron Traffas Band’s album Red Dirt Sun.

Links:

Better The Devil on Facebook

Better The Devil on Soundcloud

Aaron Traffas Band on Facebook

Aaron Traffas Band on iTunes

Aaron Traffas Band on aarontraffasband.com

GYMKATA!

HDTGM GYMKATA!

RLM GYMKATA!

This week we have Scarlet Harlot and Monzie Leo from Lawrence’s premier burlesque stage show, The Foxy By Proxy Revue.  Never before have James and I met the guests for the first time in real life right before the start of the show.  Speaking for myself, we were a bit nervous.  As you’ll hear, we quickly bonded over poop jokes and Werner Herzog impressions.  So needless to say, we knew they were right up our alley.  We also talk about their recent tour, busker fest, and much more.  Catch their next show at Frank’s North Star Tavern September 15th.  This episode is brought to you by Donald Pizza Bellisario’s.  The Battle Of Stull Run is off Monzie Leo and The Big Sky’s album, Stull.

PS  I came down with boy-in-a-plastic-bubble disease for a couple of days last week, so if you have trouble hearing me that’s why…not poor planning or awareness on my part…really.

Links:

Foxy on Facebook

Monzie on Facebook

Stull

Very useful shorthand for people in the know.

I can confirm firsthand that these people are awesome people.