Hello, and welcome to any new listeners.  This week’s show is a bit different than normal, as it features no actual topics.  So you know what that means, tons of silliness.  Next week we try something even more differenter, so stay tuned.  This weeks episode is sponsored by TBD.

 

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The podcast James was trying to think of was You Made It Weird from Pete Holmes.

Chris Gethard has his own show that looks badass.

Manhattan does NOT have a Casey’s.

Thanks to a couple of fortuitous babysitters, James’ wife Angela was able to join us for a second time.  Don’t let the episode title throw you, we only talk briefly about video games, and to make up for it we even talk about vampires.  I’d tell you about the other things we discuss, but I don’t want to spoil the surprise.  If you listened to the last time we did this, then you know it’s a fun, energetic episode with lots of laughs.  Let me just say that I have a profound love for Jack Kerouac.

 

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Sign this and brag that you’re braver than Jon.

Wrong game!

Dummies!

Dunga Doo-ball!

Get out of here Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, I said episode 51 not area 51.  The topics  this week include the election, Big Chief Tablet, Looper, Oakley sunglasses, Jon Daly, and much more.  Both The European and Ed Begley III stop by for interviews too.  This episode is brought to you by Brisq Turdcutter’s Great Clits, and Obliva Stompsalott.  Since I know everyone loves horror music now,  Eb Begley III’s hit single is available for free.  Just right click The Glove and click save as to download.

 

The Glove:

Download audio file (The Glove.mp3)

Links:

Jon Daly’s Rafflecast

John Daly

Grip it and rip it!

Airphone

Here is that last bonus episode.  It’s a mini mencia of the podcast Mike And Tom Eat Snacks.  Fans of the show may remember this was the first podcast we choose to mencia.  Past guest Alan drops in to help us out.  I’m working on the new episode, and it should be done sometime after dark.

For the second bonus ep this week we decided to showcase our signature bit, Joke Machine®.  Soon that page the link takes you to will be full of every joke machine we’ve done so far.  In the meantime this is not only for our Die Hard fans (that movie rocks!), but it’s also for those of you out there too timid to click play on a thing that tells you it’s an hour and a half long.  Enjoy the majesty that is, Joke Machine®.

First off, congratulations to the President for handily kicking the shit out of those smug, entitled cocksuckers Romney and Ryan.  As the President prepares to enter his second term and we prepare to enter our second year, we decided to briefly put all the joking aside.

After much talk, here is the epic 50th episode of Sorry, Kansas.  Jon and James were so excited they stayed up all night preparing, and then overslept.  Luckily, Chopper and The Fart were still in the studio.  While Chopper did have to leave, The Fart took it upon himself to make sure this episode was still recorded.  It’s a good thing too, because our good friend Brent was here for the whole episode, as well as Jason Voorhees.  To our female listeners, don’t worry.  The Fart is eventually relieved of duty when James shows up 40 minutes late.  This episode is brought to you by JFC.  In all seriousness though, thank you to all our listeners.  You give us a reason to be weird on purpose.  The song Gravy Rainbow is by Disasteradio from their album Charisma.

 

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Brent’s weekly online comic, Bones To Pick

Be Jason’s friend on Facebook

Goon Kickstarter  (Of course, if you have so much money that you would consider giving some away, you should probably send it to us.  If I’m being honest though, they’ll probably spend it better.)

Here it is folks, the last episode of the first year of Sorry, Kansas.  We’d like to thank all of you who listen.  Obviously, you are the reason we do this.  This week James and Jon talk about binders full of women, praying, crack, getting out of being strangled, pacemakers, smoking bans, movie sex, and much more.  Plus, hear us puzzle over the fact that The Fart, a character from this show, has more friends on Facebook than the show has likes.  This episode is brought to you by Obsecurity as well as The Cumin Beings Association.

As you’ll soon hear, it’s been a big week here at S,K.  Of course this is a big month as the big one year show…the Halloween show…episode 50…is coming up.  But let’s not get ahead of ourselves.  This week James and Jon find the time to talk about female profession distinctions, in-dash touchscreens, columbus day, giant eyeballs, diamond planets, and much more.  Plus, James and Jon kick out a super plausible Bigfoot theory, and Alan walks into the middle of the impression off only to be confronted by his new roommate…Jon.

The song we play during the break is James Adomian doing Jesse Ventura making Skrillex noises on Doug Loves Movies.  It was remixed by Zac Bentz, and can be listened to in sweet stereo HERE.  Check out his other stuff too.  I especially like NEScapism.

 

Nerd Love:

My Bastard Son pilot episode

James Urbaniak’s podcast

FREE MOVIE! The Recovered from Red Letter Media! (October only)

Angry Video Game Nerd from Cinemassacre

HDTGM?

More Stuff:

Giant eyeball

Diamond planet

Sorry this episode preyed on your anticipation (read: late), but we have some big surprises in store for you this month so stick with us.  This week James and Jon get around to discussing magicians, prized parking spots, the Wachowski brother-sister team, hamburger helper, mystery, art teachers, butt chugging, bagel heads, and much more.  Plus, all your favorite regular segments are here as well as a couple new theories peppered in for good measure.  This episode is brought to you by Donald Pizza Bellisario’s.

 

Go Deeper, Motherfuckers:

Coo-Coo Bananas

Butt Chugging

Bagel Heads

MORE Bagel heads

LIES!